Things to do when you can't punt

[The Professor]

Ok options when you can't punt?

Obviously a porno will be a "handy" option.
Any others ...lets be creative if not humorous.

Prof

[Bobby1234]

definately saving money lol

[reddoor]

definately saving money lol
If shops remain closed for 12mths the money ill save will b enough to buy a massage shop, or 2. Hmmmm funny how things work out.

[Homebrew]

If shops remain closed for 12mths the money ill save will b enough to buy a massage shop, or 2. Hmmmm funny how things work out.

probably a few now available at a bargain price, get in early and be ready for the rush. surely you would have to train your staff relentlessly between now and whenever.

[ukeharro]

Switching between Netflix and Pornhub (of course walking around the house for exercise) and finding they’re both difficult to search for the good ones 😂 😂... in saying that, I reckon we should share good ones on Netflix. It’ll be “handy” for some..Dirty Money is a good one to start off...

[reddoor]

Gardening.. Drink wine... And dream of...
How years ago in days of old
When magic filled the air
'T was in the sweetest depths of Massage
I met a girl so fair
But Corona, and the evil one
Crept up and slipped away with her
Her, her, yeah
Ain't nothing I can do, no...

[brownwallaby]

Gardening.. Drink wine... And dream of...
How years ago in days of old
When magic filled the air
'T was in the sweetest depths of Massage
I met a girl so fair
But Corona, and the evil one
Crept up and slipped away with her
Her, her, yeah
Ain't nothing I can do, no...

LZ 2 ................

[reddoor]

LZ 2 ................
Yeah, they have a song for every occasion.
And yes what u said, i thought a fitting finale.

[cekret]

18+ year old Android games

[lazcuba77]

Webcam girls,Jazmine,ometv,chaturbate

[harmsup_jai]

There is a girl I met at a brother where I got her number to do private out calls .

She said she preferred to do only one client if possible to avoid any risks and make money.

I see her several time a week and sometimes she comes overs and chill.

[ococpunt]

pornhub premium is free...

[Offspring]

How is pornhub premium free? Do you have to have a code?

[yobbo87]

How is pornhub premium free? Do you have to have a code?

Free for Italy only, you can try a VPN/proxy.
Plenty of free porn otherwise...

[cekret]

pornhub premium is free...

Have you noticed the web site is still "www.pornhub.com" bit they've renamed themselves "StayhomeHUB"

[Doa]

If you want porn Google Tubes Galore .com

[simple.simon]

Dream of the good times.. then wake up and everything is back to normal.. whatever that is / was.. lol

[Lunchbox Lover]

Definitely not pester the shops with texts and phone calls begging for contact details of your favourite or any ml. This is driving shop owners crazy.

[reddoor]

Definitely not pester the shops with texts and phone calls begging for contact details of your favourite or any ml. This is driving shop owners crazy.
Really? Looks like b some embarrassing moments on resumption of normal services then. Of course on the flip side i can imagine a mad flurry of txts going to ex customers from owners when they reopen too.

[Brissypunter]

My guess is won’t be many these girls left if things closed for awhile I know of many who have bought tickets back home as no work be interesting to see who’s left afterwards

[Carpe Diem]

I'm pissed as I was just about to receive the bonus on my loyalty card :cry:

[reddoor]

I'm pissed as I was just about to receive the bonus on my loyalty card :cry:
Oh no! I seem to remember a thread about the same thing at a legendary shop in East Brisbane. At least your card will still b there when they reopen man. 😉

[insane593]

Girls who are going to leave Aus in 2 to 4 months mark, they came out as a private Operater & Few fresh Uni girls started doing casual Hook ups for reward, Met few girls thru dating websites, 3 of them were ex Mls, Working together, 2 Charged me $200 for fs and 1 offred fs for $250, now connected them at line, This is now new entertainment

[sporty32]

Chaturbate, NetFlix, WhatsApp XXX video calls.

[insane593]

We should share intels & Best memories with MLs, thru PM, as Everyone has already been into punting for long, Dry periods could go for next 6 months, And it will be interesting to know, how did we go, It's like reading sex novels, better then watching Porn.

Anyone up ?

Just a thought as don't have anything to do, even forum is dead now.

[APL]

We should share intels & Best memories with MLs, thru PM, as Everyone has already been into punting for long, Dry periods could go for next 6 months, And it will be interesting to know, how did we go, It's like reading sex novels, better then watching Porn.

Anyone up ?

Just a thought as don't have anything to do, even forum is dead now.

Insane by name Insane by nature LOL

[funboybrisbane]

Girls who are going to leave Aus in 2 to 4 months mark, they came out as a private Operater & Few fresh Uni girls started doing casual Hook ups for reward, Met few girls thru dating websites, 3 of them were ex Mls, Working together, 2 Charged me $200 for fs and 1 offred fs for $250, now connected them at line, This is now new entertainmentGirls are the easy ones to find.
Im missing a really good massage the most. My fucking muscles are killing me [emoji22]
I could really go a good back wallking.
Never thought i would need a private girl who could do a good massage. Always relying on a shop for that.
Pm me if anyone knows any private girls that do a good massage.

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[Batting100]

Definitely not pester the shops with texts and phone calls begging for contact details of your favourite or any ml. This is driving shop owners crazy.

Haha I feel you’re getting similar stories I am...mayyyyyybe even from similar people

[Doa]

Go to Tubes Galore click on the right hand side A_Z start at the top and work your way through to Z couple of days worth of viewing

[Tavs]

Sit around and get blue balls

[kenzo]

So.. Not me.. but (some one) tired Locanto massage.. lol..
It's complete wasted of time..

I missed the day with proper ML..

[AboveBoard]

At present, could probably buy a vacant fully decked out msg, beauty or wellness shop for less than $10k

You couldn't deck out a blank canvas shop for that!

[Brissypunter]

Tropical massage for sale $3500.00 lol

[reddoor]

Tropical massage for sale $3500.00 lol
Anybody thats been there will know why,
prob not the most glamorous shop around.

[onehunglow]

At present, could probably buy a vacant fully decked out msg, beauty or wellness shop for less than $10k

You couldn't deck out a blank canvas shop for that!

Still have to pay the rent and outgoings - probably why they are cheap. Depends how the QLD government wants to support local "business".

[Brissypunter]

Mate these shop can’t get nothing as most not doing tax not paying GST no employees

[HST]

Mate these shop can’t get nothing as most not doing tax not paying GST no employees
I wonder what percentage of shops will eventually reopen, who knows, maybe up to half could close permanently...

[jimmyp]

I wonder what percentage of shops will eventually reopen, who knows, maybe up to half could close permanently...I would happily buy some vouchers now from my favourite shop if it meant it was to re-open on the other side.

Unfortunately there is always the risk it doesn't re-open and I lose my money.

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[ecchi.gaijin]

Still have to pay the rent and outgoings - probably why they are cheap. Depends how the QLD government wants to support local "business".

Ask Rosemary whether she was supposed to keep paying rent.

[leon_001]

They all have to report something. You can't have a shop that reports zero revenue. Based on the leasing rules for businesses. If you lose 30-50% of revenue the lease you are required to pay is proportional to your relative revenue. If your revenue is less than 50%, 50% is waived and the rest is deferred. Thats what the federal Govt has outlined, we will see what challenges are made to that by property owners over time.

[ecchi.gaijin]

They all have to report something. You can't have a shop that reports zero revenue. Based on the leasing rules for businesses. If you lose 30-50% of revenue the lease you are required to pay is proportional to your relative revenue. If your revenue is less than 50%, 50% is waived and the rest is deferred. Thats what the federal Govt has outlined, we will see what challenges are made to that by property owners over time.

You're joking right? I bet half the shops don't even lodge a tax return let alone declare their actual income.

I suppose you also think that MLs all complete their tax returns and include all their tips as income? lol

[Brissypunter]

HHahahah how many shops report tax give me a break

[leon_001]

The govt would shut all these shops down in an instant if they didn't report some type of revenue. They are out in the open with signage. With that reported revenue going to zero, they won't have to pay the full rent.



You're joking right? I bet half the shops don't even lodge a tax return let alone declare their actual income.

I suppose you also think that MLs all complete their tax returns and include all their tips as income? lol

[Brissypunter]

Mate !!! U can have a business as company or sole trader and not have gst and go for years without reporting anything and when they do catch up they just close up or sell and go back to home country no problem.. U think tax man is out knocking on doors everyday show books ? Lol think u need to wake up smell the roses br!!
Go look in a massage girl home or boss see how many shoe boxes area filled with cash which they send home bit by bit

[jimmyp]

Next time you're in a shop, just ask for a receipt, showing an ABN, and if the turnover is more than $75,000 per annum, make sure they show the GST component!

https://www.business.gov.au/Finance/Payments-and-invoicing/Receipts-and-proof-of-purchase



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[Brissypunter]

Yeah good luck with that how many shops say yes $40 for hr massage plus gst or gst included lol never

[APL]

Why is it then 99% of Ads for shops / Privates state CASH only ???
Even my local Veit bakery cash only for 15 years thats the real world Bro

[ecchi.gaijin]

The govt would shut all these shops down in an instant if they didn't report some type of revenue. They are out in the open with signage. With that reported revenue going to zero, they won't have to pay the full rent.

It doesn't work that way Loen, ATO just sends letters out for a couple years, then all they do is cancel the ABN if you don't reply. Audits are extremely rare and usually only occur if there is a reason to suspect something (ie someone reports the business).

You also seem to not understand how the mind of a massage shop owners works. They are too busy trying to screw over everyone else and take the short term win, instead of doing the right thing and protecting their long term interests within a legal structured system.