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4FoW2
10-04-2020, 01:40 PM
Have got some contacts but need creative excuses that will give me maybe 2 hrs of alibi - any ideas?
PS I think I've got RSI of wrist and possible tennis elbow - need help.
4 FoW2

funboybrisbane
10-04-2020, 01:59 PM
I run my own business. Its easy to make excuses [emoji28]

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Tavs
10-04-2020, 02:32 PM
Going for flu shot. Corona test. Mate needs help moving something.

Lunchbox Lover
10-04-2020, 02:45 PM
Go to the shopping centre and get a flat tyre/car broke down
Job interview
Centrelink appointment
Bleeding from your anus and you need to see a doctor

insane593
10-04-2020, 04:12 PM
Police will be looking for drivers
traveling for non-essential purposes
this Easter. Using number plate
recognition technology, police will be able
to see which drivers are not from the area.

If you don't have 6 reasons you could get into trouble.
1. To shop for what you need
2. Visiting romantic partner
3. For your own health care
4. Work / Study
5. Exercise
6. To take care of someone else.

Your address in Rego, and where you get caught matter a lot, whatever excuse you give.

Now here comes the third part if you have excuse :- visiting to romatic partner / to take care of someone.

If they live alone, Only 1 visiter is acceptable.

reddoor
10-04-2020, 09:57 PM
Police will be looking for drivers
traveling for non-essential purposes
this Easter. Using number plate
recognition technology, police will be able
to see which drivers are not from the area.

If you don't have 6 reasons you could get into trouble.
1. To shop for what you need
2. Visiting romantic partner
3. For your own health care
4. Work / Study
5. Exercise
6. To take care of someone else.

Your address in Rego, and where you get caught matter a lot, whatever excuse you give.

Now here comes the third part if you have excuse :- visiting to romatic partner / to take care of someone.

If they live alone, Only 1 visiter is acceptable.
All 6 of them go hand in hand with a visit to a ml.
Def what u need.
If your seeing her privately means your on good terms and she will prob back u as a romantic partner.
Your health goes without saying. Staving off depression of seperation.
They all studying something which as a romantic partner u r no doubt helping with.
Exercise...only cardio u get, so vital to your health.
Def taking care of her. As she has lost her job your generousity is vital to her well being.
....... Piece of cake.😂

insane593
11-04-2020, 12:10 AM
I hope all the boys in blue like you, Understand the reason so deeply. 🤣🤣🤣

kenzo
11-04-2020, 01:42 AM
Have got some contacts but need creative excuses that will give me maybe 2 hrs of alibi - any ideas?
PS I think I've got RSI of wrist and possible tennis elbow - need help.
4 FoW2

Lol.. mind shar the contacts?

ABCguy
11-04-2020, 10:53 AM
Police will be looking for drivers
traveling for non-essential purposes
this Easter. Using number plate
recognition technology, police will be able
to see which drivers are not from the area.

If you don't have 6 reasons you could get into trouble.
1. To shop for what you need
2. Visiting romantic partner
3. For your own health care
4. Work / Study
5. Exercise
6. To take care of someone else.

Your address in Rego, and where you get caught matter a lot, whatever excuse you give.

Now here comes the third part if you have excuse :- visiting to romatic partner / to take care of someone.

If they live alone, Only 1 visiter is acceptable.

Wrong, you can have up to two visitors to a household.

https://www.covid19.qld.gov.au/government-actions/gatherings

Kowabunga
11-04-2020, 11:01 AM
Ride a bicycle to your ML appointment.
Just say you're going for a ride.

4FoW2
11-04-2020, 03:01 PM
Lol.. mind shar the contacts?
The cheek - one post.
So Solly glasshopper.
4FoW2

kenzo
13-04-2020, 01:20 PM
The cheek - one post.
So Solly glasshopper.
4FoW2

👌 Now that's two.. :)
All gonna start somewhere..

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Massaddict
14-04-2020, 09:38 AM
I carry a repeat prescription in my car. If police stop me and ask why Im on the road, I will show the prescription and say Im off to the chemist to get this prescription filled.

So far havent been stopped and questioned yet.

M.A.

4FoW2
14-04-2020, 10:22 AM
I carry a repeat prescription in my car. If police stop me and ask why Im on the road, I will show the prescription and say Im off to the chemist to get this prescription filled.
So far havent been stopped and questioned yet.
M.A.

Sorry Mass, refiling your Viagra script may not constitute a reason for essential travel, although some may argue. lol

Massaddict
14-04-2020, 11:05 AM
Sorry Mass, refiling your Viagra script may not constitute a reason for essential travel, although some may argue. lol

How did you know it was for Viagra?
That is definately essential travel.

M.A.

RottenLittlePunt
15-04-2020, 11:23 AM
How did you know it was for Viagra?
That is definately essential travel.

M.A.

Ask the guy in Port Douglas if visiting a romantic partner was an acceptable excuse.

reddoor
15-04-2020, 03:39 PM
Ask the guy in Port Douglas if visiting a romantic partner was an acceptable excuse.
Haha, i hardly think a first time Tinder date qualifies as a romantic relationship.
Not like reg ml's, they're true love...at the moment anyway. 😂