Forum for MLs

[iamking]

Based on some of the crap on this, it would be pretty funny reading a reverse forum about customers.
Old wrinkly guy, pasty skin, droopy balls. Toucher, sweaty palms. Couldn't keep it up made me work extra hard for 2 pineapples. 4/10
White dude. Starer. Kept asking weird questions. Hairy. Dirty long fingernails kept trying to stick them in my arsehole. Gave him a quick mechanical hj. Left the room 10 minutes early as his genitals were dirty and had to waah my hands. 2/10.
Another white dude. Smelly and hairy. Worst combination. Is wearing a tonne of aftershave but can't hide the stink. Kept asking for fs, says he heard rumours from a brown marsupial that he could get it for $70 here. Gave him a clothed hj only, complained the whole way through. I deliberately got out the old bucket and towel for the wipe down. 2/10
White guy. Showy. Spending big. Need to fake smile and laugh, at least was paid 6 pineapples. 7/10
New white guy. Acts like he's a regular, but is nervous. Really quiet and weird. Keeps asking for E, but there actually us no one here by that name. Leaves without entering room. No score.
Middle aged white guy. Wow so many if them. Keeps asking me if my family back home is poor. Asks me to quit this job, he'll take care of me. Is he married? Keeps saying I'm too good for this. Says I'm smart and pretty and can do other things. Gives me 3 pineapples for a bj. Acts all nice but forces my head down. 5/10
Indian guy. I say we're busy. He swears. Ask for a quickie. I say no too busy come back Friday (when I'm not working). He leaves. Yay.
Young white guy. Fit. Excercises. Thinks he's good looking. Seems a bit dumb. Probably can get an extra 50 out of him, so I flirt. Cums really quick. Easy money. 8/10
Uber driver. Keeps lurking outside the shop even after we are closed. Tells me how beautiful I am and keeps trying to massage me. Keeps trying to lick me. Shows me his tiny dick, but keeps say how large it is and that I should try doing bbbj as I would like the feel of it. Huh? Offers me $60 and a ride home. Decline the offer and any ride of any kind. Gave him some random phone number to get him out of the shop. 0/10

[Kowabunga]

It's called WeChat groups and they have photos too...


Or Line.

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[Batting100]

This is fucking amazing and SO goddamn accurate and funny

White guy, regular customer. Works outdoors. Made him have a shower before the massage. he still stank of body odor. Room smells. At least he leaves on time. 6/10

Young white guy. Fit. Exercises. I come in he’s lying on the table on his side with an erection. wants full service. I tell him I will massage him. Tells
Me His reg here gives him fs. She doesn’t.

Everyone, most ages. Bad dandruff. Moved his arm so he can ‘accidentally’ touch me while I massage. Thinks I don’t notice.

[iamking]

Batting100 wow, how could I forget those three. Spot on.
Forgot about the married guy. Wants to be my boyfriend and take me out for dinner, but can only come to the shop at lunch time or on the way home afterwork.

[4FoW2]

And a forum for wives and gfriends too.

Middle aged guy, wife and 2 kids, sneaks out on weekends and after work, thinks I don't know, can smell her perfume on his clothes, oil on his body when he comes home and being a woman you can tell, fool.
Just waiting till kids grow up and his bank balance and assets are large enough before I screw him for cheating on me.

[Batting100]

And a forum for wives and gfriends too.

Middle aged guy, wife and 2 kids, sneaks out on weekends and after work, thinks I don't know, can smell her perfume on his clothes, oil on his body when he comes home and being a woman you can tell, fool.
Just waiting till kids grow up and his bank balance and assets are large enough before I screw him for cheating on me.

He says he had to work back tonight. 2 hours late. He works in a bakery, was it a National donut shortage? I am not an idiot. This house will be mine soon.

[The Professor]

I wonder what the ML description of a certain colored marsupial would be....go on ...lets have some suggestions.
BW why don't you even write your own.......

[Lomb5000]

Mid 30s guy, nervous, clearly a virgin but defensive about it out of nowhere. Doesn’t know what to do or exactly where to stick it, so I have to do all the work. Tried to talk dirty like he’s seen in porn. Comes in a fraction of the time and thinks we are in some sort of relationship. Thinks my interest in his weird collection/hobby is real

[brownwallaby]

Iamking, always brings me my favourite Asian dish. As always, he adhered to this shop strict touchless, no contact massage policy being put in place since the reopening. Maintained 2.5m distance throughout the 90 minute session. Gave me $150 tip. 100/10

[iamking]

Did one (or more) descriptions sound like you brownwallaby??
You should know that I am her favourite Asian dish. Unlike you who attempts DATY with every ML, I don't go to eat but be eaten.
Even I'm impressed my 🍆 isn't exactly 2.5m long, but it must look it compared to yours🔎🤷*♂️

[filteredglue]

Do you remember the girl that ran aus babe? Was in Nikki? She worked from an apartment overlooking the river beside the Captain Cook bridge. She had atleast three other girls she was mentoring at the time. Two I recall very well, Lena a Kiwi stunner that worked at Kangaroo Point and Maria an Eastern European that worked in the city. Those were the days....circa 2000?

[Hammered]

Do you remember the girl that ran aus babe? Was in Nikki? She worked from an apartment overlooking the river beside the Captain Cook bridge. She had atleast three other girls she was mentoring at the time. Two I recall very well, Lena a Kiwi stunner that worked at Kangaroo Point and Maria an Eastern European that worked in the city. Those were the days....circa 2000?
Leena was fucking stunning! She is Filipina but came here from NZ.

[gpeck80]

"Kept asking for fs, says he heard rumours from a brown marsupial that he could get it for $70 here. Gave him a clothed hj only, complained the whole way through. I deliberately got out the old bucket and towel for the wipe down. 2/10"

Witnessed Two MLs literally complaining about that. lolol :grimace:

[HST]

What about positive comments from girls? "Regular customer, nice friendly guy who is nice to me, he makes me wet and always make me come" Not a common occurence I would say...

[gpeck80]

Did one (or more) descriptions sound like you brownwallaby??
You should know that I am her favourite Asian dish. Unlike you who attempts DATY with every ML, I don't go to eat but be eaten.
Even I'm impressed my �� isn't exactly 2.5m long, but it must look it compared to yours����*♂️

Spot on. The fact that BW has to essentially bribe women with gifts (pathetic) and targets the youngest most inexperienced (controllable) young women, plus that pedo style short story he posted on here about 8 years ago, convinces me BW is creepy as hell.