Close shave today...

[Nelly69]

So I had a close shave today, I am driving to 42G (42 Buffalo Road Gladesville) as the destination on the Apple car play with my (new) gf in the passenger seat. As I turned onto buffalo road and I could see 42G within my sight and my vision started to blur, I was ready to crash the car just so I don’t have to answer the inevitable question… why the F**K is 42G in your GPS history???

Earlier in the day, my new lovely girlfriend asked if I can drive her to the dealer as her car was in for a service, without asking for any details I said sure, I’ll pick you up at 3pm. I arrived at her place, she gets in and I asked where are we going? She said its near Ryde, I proceed to drive off and she said I’ll put in the address on the GPS. She unlocks my phone and launches google maps and proceed to type in Buffalo Road, and said “oh its in here”. I thought nothing of it at first, until I saw the route information on my dash.

FUCK!!!!! 42 BUFFALO ROAD GLADESVILLE!!! MY EYES POPPED OUT OF THE SOCKET and the only thing hiding it was my sunnies. I was just there last week and she found the address in my history. My mind is now racing and I am thinking how can this happen to me again??? (I got caught by my ex-in-law walking out of a FS joint).

I am fuckin fried, I need to be smart about this! So I played it cool and asked, I thought you said Ryde? To which she replied, yeah sorry I meant Gladesville. I proceeded to drive to what seemed like an eternity! I must have tried to take every back street to try and blame google maps for bad direction so I can switch GPS systems.

Eventually as I turned into Buffalo Road, I could see 42G in the distance, I am frantically trying to remember the business below 42G, I vaguely recall mechanic or smash repair so I can say “I had a car repair here”. But My car is brand new and she knows its never been repaired and I used to live in the east so would have never come here to get my car repaired. I thought about blaming her for the wrong address but it was in my history. I am racing through all these excuses in my head and I honestly want to either take the phone out of her hand and say some shit or honestly crash into a pole so the GPS doesn’t shout “you have arrived at your destination”

Just as I was about to do something stupid, she yells “oh we are here” I looked up and I can see the Mazda sign (I’ve never noticed now beautiful the Mazda logo is) the location was 54 Buffalo road! I quickly pulled into the carpark as I see 42G disappear from the corner of my eyes, ripped the cord off my phone and turned off my car to remove any chance of the car saying, “your destination is 20 meters on your right”

She popped out to go in the dealership and I said I’ll wait in the car. With my sweaty hands, I thanked the punting gods for letting me get away with this one! As I drove out of the dealership, my gf turned left in her car to go home and I turned right so I can drive pass 42G and give it salute “I’ll see you soon”

Luckily I was going to book Karen today but she finished at 1pm, had that happened, that would have been in my today’s history. haha

Moral of the story? Don’t use your regular GPS to find punting joints, cover your tracks and don’t let your gf use your phone. I will be using Waze for future punting adventures.

[Donkeykong456]

You can go incognito mode in google maps. Make sure she doesn't see your Google timeline which is inside the google maps app. This has all the places you visited and also the time of visit even if you didn't use google maps

[holi_day]

I never search using the exact address in my GPS, neither do I search the exact address in Google. Smartass Google remember everything.

I seldom need to use GPS as I only go to a few shops and so familiar with. If I do, I will use the address nearby. E.g. 42G I will search 38G or 44G etc. or further down the road.

[Climax598]

Luckly Google map didn't say you have arrived at 42 Nightingales Brothel.

[booty_duty]

She unlocks my phone

Biggest mistake right there. Handing your phone and unlock code to your "new" GF.

[Nelly69]

Biggest mistake right there. Handing your phone and unlock code to your "new" GF.

haha, yes, there are times I think faceID sucks. but I am not stupid enough to give her my code.

[MDPorto]

Google remembers everything!

Isn't it just easier to have no GF? We would all love to hear the story of how you got caught the first time. lol

[AHLUNGOR]

Sounds like you are not fucking your gf yet? Or not getting enough ??

[Nelly69]

Sounds like you are not fucking your gf yet? Or not getting enough ??

I really like eating steaks, so much so I would eat it everyday, cook it different ways and explore different cuts. But after a while, when you have too much of a good thing, you start craving for simple things like sushi, kimchi, or pad thai...

I have good meat at home but I do like dining out once in a while, well at least until I get married again. haha

[Raybo]

can't you have different Google accounts, not sure about Apple? Just log on to each when you are in punt mode, when you are in normal mode, when you are in girlfriend mode? I think it works for me, though one day i will forget at the wrong time.

BTW, great story, even if you don't think so!

[cuteguy]

The whole problem is that we have a modern gadget in the palm of our hand that can expose us. Our mobile phone!:startle:

[Nelly69]

can't you have different Google accounts, not sure about Apple? Just log on to each when you are in punt mode, when you are in normal mode, when you are in girlfriend mode? I think it works for me, though one day i will forget at the wrong time.

BTW, great story, even if you don't think so!

haha, punt mode! I wish Apple will think of that

[smallasian]

I never search using the exact address in my GPS, neither do I search the exact address in Google. Smartass Google remember everything.

I seldom need to use GPS as I only go to a few shops and so familiar with. If I do, I will use the address nearby. E.g. 42G I will search 38G or 44G etc. or further down the road.

haha this! I always do that too, and even then i clear it from history after haha

[tpol]

I really like eating steaks, so much so I would eat it everyday, cook it different ways and explore different cuts. But after a while, when you have too much of a good thing, you start craving for simple things like sushi, kimchi, or pad thai...

I have good meat at home but I do like dining out once in a while, well at least until I get married again. haha
Are you talking about food or pussy?

Steak is in reference to black pussy. Brown on the outside, pink on the inside.

Then sushi, kimchi and pad thai are obvious references

[Happyman2018]

Sounds like you are not fucking your gf yet? Or not getting enough ??

What do u mean by that

[asiafever]

Rule #1. Never navigate to exact address. Ever. Buffalo Rd Gladesville, King st St Mary's, Hampden rd Artarmon etc. From there you should be able to work it out.
2. Switch off location once you have figured it out.
3. Delete trip from history if it's not somewhere you would go for any other reason.
4. Never answer a question that hasn't been asked. No need to offer an excuse if you weren't queried in the first place.
5. Be prepared. If on the off chance the other measures have not worked, have a mate who can be blamed. "Oh Markus was looking some shit up on my phone." or "Yeah Bernard needed a lift, his car was getting repaired somewhere there." The friends should be people that your other half is acquainted with but they should not be your best mates, why? Because if your other half sees them infrequently chances of the whole thing unravelling are reduced.
It's also good to appear to have a strong opinion on the sex industry that aligns with theirs and have vocalised it previously if the topic has arisen, "Seriously? Those germ infested hellholes? You honestly think I would participate in such detestable activities? Never mind betray your trust and put you at risk of diseases just for a cheap thrill? I find the idea abhorrent, how dare you sully my good name with such slanderous filth!" (Ok probably going a bit far on that one but you get the idea. If she however on the off chance is not against the industry and is quite open minded about the whole thing, adapt this step accordingly.)
Personally I don't punt when in a relationship (the dying days of my marriage excluded). Each to their own on that one.

[Nelly69]

Are you talking about food or pussy?

Steak is in reference to black pussy. Brown on the outside, pink on the inside.

Then sushi, kimchi and pad thai are obvious references

haha, its my anaology for AHLUNGOR that I am getting some but also likes to dine out. LMAO about steak reference, didn't know that. haha

[clausedd]

Use a different map app! Though I suppose if you hook it up via apple carplay that might be no bueno...

[Nelly69]

Rule #1. Never navigate to exact address. Ever. Buffalo Rd Gladesville, King st St Mary's, Hampden rd Artarmon etc. From there you should be able to work it out.
2. Switch off location once you have figured it out.
3. Delete trip from history if it's not somewhere you would go for any other reason.
4. Never answer a question that hasn't been asked. No need to offer an excuse if you weren't queried in the first place.
5. Be prepared. If on the off chance the other measures have not worked, have a mate who can be blamed. "Oh Markus was looking some shit up on my phone." or "Yeah Bernard needed a lift, his car was getting repaired somewhere there." The friends should be people that your other half is acquainted with but they should not be your best mates, why? Because if your other half sees them infrequently chances of the whole thing unravelling are reduced.
It's also good to appear to have a strong opinion on the sex industry that aligns with theirs and have vocalised it previously if the topic has arisen, "Seriously? Those germ infested hellholes? You honestly think I would participate in such detestable activities? Never mind betray your trust and put you at risk of diseases just for a cheap thrill? I find the idea abhorrent, how dare you sully my good name with such slanderous filth!" (Ok probably going a bit far on that one but you get the idea. If she however on the off chance is not against the industry and is quite open minded about the whole thing, adapt this step accordingly.)
Personally I don't punt when in a relationship (the dying days of my marriage excluded). Each to their own on that one.

haha, thanks Asiafever, good advice. sometimes when I go punting, its a last minute thing to satisfy my primal urge so my brain goes to primal stupid mode and don't think about stuff like these. I used to say exactly the same thing about the sex industry "Those filthy germ infested whore house" "I would never walk inside one, never mind being touched by someone who just had sex with another guy, disgusting" until I walked out one day and see my ex-in-law who inturn takes a photo and show my ex-wife who never touched me again because I am totally germ infested...

[asiafever]

haha, thanks Asiafever, good advice. sometimes when I go punting, its a last minute thing to satisfy my primal urge so my brain goes to primal stupid mode and don't think about stuff like these. I used to say exactly the same thing about the sex industry "Those filthy germ infested whore house" "I would never walk inside one, never mind being touched by someone who just had sex with another guy, disgusting" until I walked out one day and see my ex-in-law who inturn takes a photo and show my ex-wife who never touched me again because I am totally germ infested...

My ex tried to test me once.
My birthday was approaching and she said "You know, I was thinking for your birthday, why don't we hire an escort, a really sexy blonde with big tits, hire a hotel room and have a threesome for the night."
Before I could blurt out "fuck Yeah!" My spidey senses had kicked in. My ex HATED the idea of escorts and was a rather jealous person. She had made both of those crystal clear previously. I calmly said "I'm only interested in you sweetie, besides who knows where she has been!"
"GOOD! If you said yes you were in DEEP shit!"

Never marry a lawyer with a black belt...

[holi_day]

We need some serious acting skills here.

Preventive measures should be priority.
Cover your trace. Finance, activities, time, smell etc......
Always have excuses on on all sorts of whys, wheres, what's, how comes, ect....

[Raybo]

haha, punt mode! I wish Apple will think of that

Everyone knows working girls create an alter ego if you like to separate their work and personal lives. I think over time I have done the same thing, thus the term punt mode. A punt normally means a couple of beers beforehand and a build up of anticipation. I get myself into 'punt mode'.

I am not capable of being a philandering mongerer 24/7. 😁 These guys that punt every other day amaze me and I am not so sure it is in a good way.

[Nelly69]

My ex tried to test me once.
My birthday was approaching and she said "You know, I was thinking for your birthday, why don't we hire an escort, a really sexy blonde with big tits, hire a hotel room and have a threesome for the night."
Before I could blurt out "fuck Yeah!" My spidey senses had kicked in. My ex HATED the idea of escorts and was a rather jealous person. She had made both of those crystal clear previously. I calmly said "I'm only interested in you sweetie, besides who knows where she has been!"
"GOOD! If you said yes you were in DEEP shit!"

Never marry a lawyer with a black belt...

Haha, asiafever! those trap questions!

[oldbumnewbum]

Wow, that's thrilling. I would have heart attack if I were you then

[Carissawhore]

I once asked my then GF to meet me at liverpool for lunch, since i reached early and had an hour to kill, thought of exploring 231 liverpool, after an hour session just walked out of front door and turned right, saw my GF crossing the street. I do not think she saw me exiting out of brothel or else it would have been weird conversation for rest of the evening.

[Niceguy11]

holy shit that was close. Yeah I usually type in a address close to the shops or the nearest cross street.

[Down@thY]

New GF and your still going to 42G something tells me the relationship will not last long :surprise:

[Dr Grafton Everest]

In the early 2000s I had a new GF, and we were learning about each other, sexually also.

One morning lying in bed she says "Have you ever seen a prostitute?"

"Yeah babe, I've seen them standing on Brunswick Street in Fortitude Valley."

Got up and brushed my teeth. Was trying to hide my smirk.

[distanceRunner]

So I had a close shave today, I am driving to 42G (42 Buffalo Road Gladesville) as the destination on the Apple car play with my (new) gf in the passenger seat. As I turned onto buffalo road and I could see 42G within my sight and my vision started to blur, I was ready to crash the car just so I don’t have to answer the inevitable question… why the F**K is 42G in your GPS history???

Earlier in the day, my new lovely girlfriend asked if I can drive her to the dealer as her car was in for a service, without asking for any details I said sure, I’ll pick you up at 3pm. I arrived at her place, she gets in and I asked where are we going? She said its near Ryde, I proceed to drive off and she said I’ll put in the address on the GPS. She unlocks my phone and launches google maps and proceed to type in Buffalo Road, and said “oh its in here”. I thought nothing of it at first, until I saw the route information on my dash.

FUCK!!!!! 42 BUFFALO ROAD GLADESVILLE!!! MY EYES POPPED OUT OF THE SOCKET and the only thing hiding it was my sunnies. I was just there last week and she found the address in my history. My mind is now racing and I am thinking how can this happen to me again??? (I got caught by my ex-in-law walking out of a FS joint).

I am fuckin fried, I need to be smart about this! So I played it cool and asked, I thought you said Ryde? To which she replied, yeah sorry I meant Gladesville. I proceeded to drive to what seemed like an eternity! I must have tried to take every back street to try and blame google maps for bad direction so I can switch GPS systems.

Eventually as I turned into Buffalo Road, I could see 42G in the distance, I am frantically trying to remember the business below 42G, I vaguely recall mechanic or smash repair so I can say “I had a car repair here”. But My car is brand new and she knows its never been repaired and I used to live in the east so would have never come here to get my car repaired. I thought about blaming her for the wrong address but it was in my history. I am racing through all these excuses in my head and I honestly want to either take the phone out of her hand and say some shit or honestly crash into a pole so the GPS doesn’t shout “you have arrived at your destination”

Just as I was about to do something stupid, she yells “oh we are here” I looked up and I can see the Mazda sign (I’ve never noticed now beautiful the Mazda logo is) the location was 54 Buffalo road! I quickly pulled into the carpark as I see 42G disappear from the corner of my eyes, ripped the cord off my phone and turned off my car to remove any chance of the car saying, “your destination is 20 meters on your right”

She popped out to go in the dealership and I said I’ll wait in the car. With my sweaty hands, I thanked the punting gods for letting me get away with this one! As I drove out of the dealership, my gf turned left in her car to go home and I turned right so I can drive pass 42G and give it salute “I’ll see you soon”

Luckily I was going to book Karen today but she finished at 1pm, had that happened, that would have been in my today’s history. haha

Moral of the story? Don’t use your regular GPS to find punting joints, cover your tracks and don’t let your gf use your phone. I will be using Waze for future punting adventures.

Anytime fitness is across the road, could type in that address 😉

[gentleguy]

This is where having two phones comes in handy. Use one just for punting.

[ColesBag]

Old school street directories still exist at servo's. Just use that and after a couple of visits you'll remember where it is & how to get there anyway. Store the street directory in the seat pocket & she'll never see it either.

Being old school means the tracks are covered anyway.

[Vincent888]

Being old school means the tracks are covered anyway.



I’ve seen in a few old western movies where the guy walks backwards. That could be a possible way of putting people off track?

Punters walking backwards an obvious sign!

Do any of you guys wear disguises too?

Like a hat and a fake moustache for example???

[The Sampler]

Do any of you guys wear disguises too?

Like a hat and a fake moustache for example???

Hat, sunnies and now its more inconspicuous a face mask.
Depending if i am working or not, ill have a change tops and bottoms in the boot of the car too.

[TheBigChungus]

I can't say I have been in exactly the same GPS scenario as the OP, but I did let my ex-gf use my phone once cause her sim plan got disconnected since she had not updated her card details on her carrier.

She takes my phone, and calls support and is on speaker. I didn't think too much, cause I don't punt when I'm with someone. But I still had tapatalk installed cause I do like reading the shit stories people post here and out of nowhere I get a notification on tapatalk and my screen turns on and I can see the notification icon on the locks screen.

Good thing that I have "hide sensitive notifications" turned on for the lock screen and I believe my ex had locked the screen when she put it on speaker.

Had to make up an excuse that I had to scan a bar on myfitnesspal and took the phone from her and deleted my wechat and tapatalk for the time being lol

Sometimes I feel like I should get a spare phone just for this.

[Vincent888]

Hat, sunnies and now its more inconspicuous a face mask.
Depending if i am working or not, ill have a change tops and bottoms in the boot of the car too.

If you were a plumber you could say you had to do a call out to an establishment for a leaky faucet? I’m sure there’d be any number of excuses you could think up?

Having a change of clothes like superman eh?

[Vincent888]

I can't say I have been in exactly the same GPS scenario as the OP, but I did let my ex-gf use my phone once cause her sim plan got disconnected since she had not updated her card details on her carrier.

She takes my phone, and calls support and is on speaker. I didn't think too much, cause I don't punt when I'm with someone. But I still had tapatalk installed cause I do like reading the shit stories people post here and out of nowhere I get a notification on tapatalk and my screen turns on and I can see the notification icon on the locks screen.

Good thing that I have "hide sensitive notifications" turned on for the lock screen and I believe my ex had locked the screen when she put it on speaker.

Had to make up an excuse that I had to scan a bar on myfitnesspal and took the phone from her and deleted my wechat and tapatalk for the time being lol

Sometimes I feel like I should get a spare phone just for this.

You dodged a bullet as they say!

[expert]

This gave me a mini heart attack. I always search the address next to these locations to be safe.

[Vincent888]

This gave me a mini heart attack. I always search the address next to these locations to be safe.

Forward planning! Great idea.

Just like colourful characters do.

[Footballpunter]

LOL, funny story but glad you got out of it. If I were to punt in the same city where my partners live, I would really try to use a different phone from my everyday phone.

[Nelly69]

Haha, I just re-read my post and my heart still skipped a beat... I've been using incognito mode ever since.

[personaa]

My ex HATED the idea of escorts and was a rather jealous person. She had made both of those crystal clear previously. I calmly said "I'm only interested in you sweetie, besides who knows where she has been!"
"GOOD! If you said yes you were in DEEP shit!"

Never marry a lawyer with a black belt...

Generally women hate sex workers, because their main source of power to rule over their men becomes available elsewhere in an exchange and they would have no control over it.

[BearOrigin]

Generally women hate sex workers, because their main source of power to rule over their men becomes available elsewhere in an exchange and they would have no control over it.

Well, she should've known better and spread eagle every time hubby comes home from work.

[HarrysReasons]

Ooops.... never load exact address of the naughtiness world

[Dave2023]

Just increasing my post count to 50 lol

[Dave2023]

Dammit...that was 49, this ones 50..sorry boys

[Hz309]

Don’t have a gf, nobody can unlock my phone
Family members don’t know much English
Set exact address on google map all the time, even have them saved as favourites
Never a concern for me

[triedforonce]

U can delete the history of your destination in Google map now. Just remove it after you arrive in your destination.

Sent from my ELE-L29 using Tapatalk

[Jack-Jack]

U can delete the history of your destination in Google map now. Just remove it after you arrive in your destination.

Sent from my ELE-L29 using Tapatalk

or just to be extra safe put something else as the address nearby for example with 108 mirage i put Frangos chicken hahahaha

I am about to have Japanese style chicken but skinned and served differently with nuru as entree/cooking style

[Jack-Jack]

Dammit...that was 49, this ones 50..sorry boys

hahahahah funny one dave - look forward to reading about ur punting adventures

[Nobis]

Dammit...that was 49, this ones 50..sorry boys

On fire with that one Dave