Stupid things you've done with prostitutes

[PunterBoy]

What's some of the weirdest, saddest, funniest, or most memorable moments you've had in the company of working girls?

Have you ever pulled something real naughty that not even your best mate knows about?
Now's your time to shine

Let us know. And don't hold back.

[Carissawhore]

Funny part, they call me handsome
Sad and Weird part none of the girls outside shops have called me handsome
On serious note what do you mean crazy? It is always crazy inside the room with WL's when you feel like rocket man Mr Kim Jong-un and cannot wait for your rocket to explode insider her punani

[booty_duty]

Once I was with a WL pumping away when I looked down and noticed blood... her period decided to turn up right on time.

I just couldn't continue as the sight of my cock covered in blood was an absolute turn off so I quickly jumped in the shower to remove the condom and wash myself.

We still had like 25 mins left and the poor girl felt so bad about it that she offered to let me fuck her up the arse as long as I took it slow and gentle.

Needless to say, I jumped on that straight away and finished up blowing my load down the Hershey Highway... thankfully she was clean in there and I didn't end up being covered in "other" stuff.

[Carissawhore]

Once I was with a WL pumping away when I looked down and noticed blood... her period decided to turn up right on time.

I just couldn't continue as the sight of my cock covered in blood was an absolute turn off so I quickly jumped in the shower to remove the condom and wash myself.

We still had like 25 mins left and the poor girl felt so bad about it that she offered to let me fuck her up the arse as long as I took it slow and gentle.

Needless to say, I jumped on that straight away and finished up blowing my load down the Hershey Highway... thankfully she was clean in there and I didn't end up being covered in "other" stuff.

I had similar situation once, as we were in middle of the sex her period started i guess and only realized when i cam out as my pp was all covered in blood

[asiafever]

I had many sessions with a girl where we just did dumb funny shit that had us both laughing like idiots. For example, one time we tried throwing her underwear on to a hook on the door from the bed, with our feet. She actually got really close, I however nearly hit us both in the face.

Often the time we spent was ridiculous, immature, and hilarious at the same time (you had to be there). I was going through a pretty bad time, but those sessions were just so much fun. We laughed constantly.

Apologies to any poor guy in the room next door.

[Labia Vortex]

Dated a couple of WLs from Tudor Court back in the 80s
Nothing but drama...

[Sherlock_82]

My first punt, I asked the WL before I touch her breast, before I touch her pussy and before I kiss her. She then told me “You don’t have to ask! That’s my job, that’s what I am here for.”

[holi_day]

Weird, strange, funny thing: a WL told me that she was not able get pregnant due to a surgery.

Stupid, regret, sad thing: I believed her.

[AHLUNGOR]

Dated a couple of WLs from Tudor Court back in the 80s
Nothing but drama...

The one in Potts Point next to the Girls School ?

[MrSeven]

I fucked this eurasian 18yo in Melbourne did whoring for a few months. It was a cracker ad that paid off and turned out to be an amazing punt. She was living with this asian lady who acted as her pimp. This girl gave the best DT, tongue ring everything. Anyway, she’s now a tattooist in Sydney. One night we met up for a sheisha at some place in the sticks. She gave me a HJ while doing sheisha under the table. Not memorable but the next bit was. I was driving her home and we were going through suburban side streets. Can’t remember which suburb but there are no stop signs going our way just the opposite and from OUTTA nowhere a white van with no lights on Sped right across the front of the car going at what looked like warp speed, it missed my car by I would say centimetres. Life literally flashed before both of our eyes. We sat there stunned. I later realised the guys in the van Must’ve robbed a place and we’re taking off. I pulled over, stopped the car and we just sat there. The crazy thing was if anything happened I would’ve been busted cos my ex would’ve wondered why the fuck I was with another girl. I feel like god was giving me a warning.

[Labia Vortex]

The one in Potts Point next to the Girls School ?
That’s the one...
It closed down after someone shot the place up
Had some great times in that place...

[AHLUNGOR]

That’s the one...
It closed down after someone shot the place up
Had some great times in that place...

I think the place went from Tudor Court to Misty’s for a while before closing shop too.

[cmk76]

Meeting their father and mother on separate occasions...

[Riff888]

Dumbest thing was getting talked into taking her French Bulldog into the hospital to visit her sick father recovering after surgery.

I was carrying the dog in a carry case type thing covering it with a cloth. The hospital staff knew what was happening, they stopped me on the way out, got the dog out and all had a turn petting her. I was surrounded by hot nurses lol.

I later found out the old guy was not her father, not even the same nationality. He was Thai and she's Malaysian. Not too sure what their relationship was but they shared an apartment in Ashfield.

He later moved out and she offered me the room for $200 a week.

One crazy girl.

I also followed this girl's friend to New Zealand, another dumb ass move, although she paid for everything since she wanted an Aussie visa.

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[Sherlock_82]

Dumbest thing was getting talked into taking her French Bulldog into the hospital to visit her sick father recovering after surgery.

I was carrying the dog in a carry case type thing covering it with a cloth. The hospital staff knew what was happening, they stopped me on the way out, got the dog out and all had a turn petting her. I was surrounded by hot nurses lol.

I later found out the old guy was not her father, not even the same nationality. He was Thai and she's Malaysian. Not too sure what their relationship was but they shared an apartment in Ashfield.

He later moved out and she offered me the room for $200 a week.

One crazy girl.

I also followed this girl's friend to New Zealand, another dumb ass move, although she paid for everything since she wanted an Aussie visa.

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Sugar daddy is kind of like a father maybe?

[Steph]

A stupid thing I just did. I am in another Australian state right now and paid 2 grands to a quite popular WL in Sydney for a special festive last week; just so that she stay at home and chat with me, instead of seeing a countless stream of man coming to visit her for celebration. She did honour the promise, and we chat all day non-stop. She literally replied to my messages within minutes, most even instantly; from 8 in the morning till 10 at night.

The stupidest thing, I think it's definitely worth it and I would have gone insane thinking of those customers having the chance to celebrate with her.

It's the happiest day by far since I last saw her soon before border closure; when she came visit me, we spent the night in the hotel, for the first time we did it not as a paid service and she was the one initiated the action.

[Riff888]

Sugar daddy is kind of like a father maybe?It didn't seem like that, I saw where they lived, definitely wasn't a rich guy or even doing well.

But whatever it was their relationship was over at the start of 2019.

This girl was trouble, I blocked her on all apps.

Hot but a nutter.

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[holi_day]

A stupid thing I just did. I am in another Australian state right now and paid 2 grands to a quite popular WL in Sydney for a special festive last week; just so that she stay at home and chat with me

Was it the Chinese Valentine's day last Tuesday? I know it's quite popular within the Chinese community but not sure if Aussies celebrate it.

If after the event and the emotions settled down, you still think it's worth, then it's never a stupid thing.

[Steph]

Was it the Chinese Valentine's day last Tuesday? I know it's quite popular within the Chinese community but not sure if Aussies celebrate it.

If after the event and the emotions settled down, you still think it's worth, then it's never a stupid thing.

Yeah, that was the one. The girl and I are both Chinese, and so the date being so important.

[Bunty4]

A stupid thing I just did. I am in another Australian state right now and paid 2 grands to a quite popular WL in Sydney for a special festive last week; just so that she stay at home and chat with me, instead of seeing a countless stream of man coming to visit her for celebration. She did honour the promise, and we chat all day non-stop. She literally replied to my messages within minutes, most even instantly; from 8 in the morning till 10 at night.

The stupidest thing, I think it's definitely worth it and I would have gone insane thinking of those customers having the chance to celebrate with her.

It's the happiest day by far since I last saw her soon before border closure; when she came visit me, we spent the night in the hotel, for the first time we did it not as a paid service and she was the one initiated the action.

Fuck me dead....mate you are in love....you are fucked....dude you know it's not worth it....these girls have no heart just deep wallets is all they are after.

[Nelly69]

A stupid thing I just did. I am in another Australian state right now and paid 2 grands to a quite popular WL in Sydney for a special festive last week; just so that she stay at home and chat with me, instead of seeing a countless stream of man coming to visit her for celebration. She did honour the promise, and we chat all day non-stop. She literally replied to my messages within minutes, most even instantly; from 8 in the morning till 10 at night.

The stupidest thing, I think it's definitely worth it and I would have gone insane thinking of those customers having the chance to celebrate with her.

It's the happiest day by far since I last saw her soon before border closure; when she came visit me, we spent the night in the hotel, for the first time we did it not as a paid service and she was the one initiated the action.

man, don't fall in love. these girls are just for the money.

[Sherlock_82]

Fuck me dead....mate you are in love....you are fucked....dude you know it's not worth it....these girls have no heart just deep wallets is all they are after.

Well... may worth it. Depends on how that person think

[Raybo]

A stupid thing I just did. I am in another Australian state right now and paid 2 grands to a quite popular WL in Sydney for a special festive last week; just so that she stay at home and chat with me, instead of seeing a countless stream of man coming to visit her for celebration. She did honour the promise, and we chat all day non-stop. She literally replied to my messages within minutes, most even instantly; from 8 in the morning till 10 at night.

The stupidest thing, I think it's definitely worth it and I would have gone insane thinking of those customers having the chance to celebrate with her.

It's the happiest day by far since I last saw her soon before border closure; when she came visit me, we spent the night in the hotel, for the first time we did it not as a paid service and she was the one initiated the action.

Yeah, that's pretty stupid. I was gonna do the whole take drugs, bareback, wake up wondering where the fuck I am and what just happened post, but this one wins.

[Nelly69]

Yeah, that's pretty stupid. I was gonna do the whole take drugs, bareback, wake up wondering where the fuck I am and what just happened post, but this one wins.

Raybo, I love to hear about this story! haha

[AUSLAD21]

Maybe the dumbest thing I’ve done so far, more of embarrassing than stupid. We had a team dinner and stuffed ourselves with Mexican food on Friday night. Nest morning I had an appointment with a ML to let off some heat before my vacation started.
Turns out that the Mexican beans didn’t settle down well, done with the finances and I was asked to strip down and wait on the massage table, stripped and the stomach rumbles, I let out not expecting it would stink up the whole room, I was so embarrassed 😳 fortunately the room had a room spray and I sprayed it just in time before the ML walked in.
Massage was quite relaxing and I unknowingly dropped another nuclear weapon. That was it, I apologised to the ML who was holding her nose and giggling away to glory, paid the tip and walked out within 30 mins though I had an hour booked. Never gathered enough guts to walk into the place ever again!!!

[The AR guy]

The most foolish/stupid thing a bloke can do with a sex worker is BBFS. Unfortunately the little head sometimes overrules the other one.

[Joe1956]

Silliest thing I’ve done is not get their WeChat when they’ve been very good at their job!!
Ahhhhh....the mammaries

[alc]

No Condom, Ginza Japan girl as I remember. After DATY she seemed very into it and she got on me doing slide, as quick as it happened, she slipped it it. And she went like mad.

Ha was this recently? I get the feeling I'd know which one you're talking about

[Ballspin]

Maybe the dumbest thing I’ve done so far, more of embarrassing than stupid. We had a team dinner and stuffed ourselves with Mexican food on Friday night. Nest morning I had an appointment with a ML to let off some heat before my vacation started.
Turns out that the Mexican beans didn’t settle down well, done with the finances and I was asked to strip down and wait on the massage table, stripped and the stomach rumbles, I let out not expecting it would stink up the whole room, I was so embarrassed [emoji15] fortunately the room had a room spray and I sprayed it just in time before the ML walked in.
Massage was quite relaxing and I unknowingly dropped another nuclear weapon. That was it, I apologised to the ML who was holding her nose and giggling away to glory, paid the tip and walked out within 30 mins though I had an hour booked. Never gathered enough guts to walk into the place ever again!!!That is gold!!

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[harrycd]

Went back to a WL's house in Vegas, she offered me some "salt water" which turned out to be GHB.
She then said she wanted to rape me.
Luckily she just meant sex but I was freaking the fuck out lol

She asked me to help her move the next day but I noped out as I had a flight to catch.

[alc]

One thing I never got was why people do come or ice when punting. Doesn't it get in the way or performance or is that just me?

[warwick1]

One thing I never got was why people do come or ice when punting. Doesn't it get in the way or performance or is that just me?

Why anyone would even want to try that evil shit is beyond me:grimace:

[alc]

One thing I never got was why people do come or ice when punting. Doesn't it get in the way or performance or is that just me?

Coke... Not come... Doing come would just be weird. Don't do that.

[punther]

Had a WL give me BBBJ that was so wet and sloppy that when we fucked the condom slipped off and I was fucking her raw dog without realising it, and I wondered to myself why it felt so good. Eventually I looked down and saw meat on meat and withdrew my cock and let her know. She was surprised but even more surprising was that we couldn't find the missing condom... not on the bed, not on my cock, there's only one other place right? Yep, it was lost inside her pussy. For the rest of the session my occupation was to seek and procure the lost condom inside some stranger's pussy. The task took a while and eventually after reaching and feeling all corners and crevices I found it buried very deep inside like some treasure. Needless to say all mood was gone by then and I walked away with my full load still intact :burn:

[davesydney2]

Weirdest result for me was a saw an ML in melb on a bus trip. Photos fake but I was horny so paid up. Spent the whole time squeezing her legs shut and lying still so it really felt like I was abusing her. Lucky I blew quick as it started to mess with my mind. Went home and woke up the next day covered in scabies....

[cuteguy]

Had a WL give me BBBJ that was so wet and sloppy that when we fucked the condom slipped off and I was fucking her raw dog without realising it, and I wondered to myself why it felt so good. Eventually I looked down and saw meat on meat and withdrew my cock and let her know. She was surprised but even more surprising was that we couldn't find the missing condom... not on the bed, not on my cock, there's only one other place right? Yep, it was lost inside her pussy. For the rest of the session my occupation was to seek and procure the lost condom inside some stranger's pussy. The task took a while and eventually after reaching and feeling all corners and crevices I found it buried very deep inside like some treasure. Needless to say all mood was gone by then and I walked away with my full load still intact :burn:

I bet you were thinking about getting checked straight away after that incident.

[ML_Lover]

I looked after her cat.
Scared the crap out of me because that cat most precious thing in her life. Cat dead me dead.

[Niceguy11]

Once I was with a WL pumping away when I looked down and noticed blood... her period decided to turn up right on time.

I just couldn't continue as the sight of my cock covered in blood was an absolute turn off so I quickly jumped in the shower to remove the condom and wash myself.

We still had like 25 mins left and the poor girl felt so bad about it that she offered to let me fuck her up the arse as long as I took it slow and gentle.

Needless to say, I jumped on that straight away and finished up blowing my load down the Hershey Highway... thankfully she was clean in there and I didn't end up being covered in "other" stuff.

I have been in this situation with my regular. Was fucking in cowgirl then all of a sudden my cock was covered in blood. We both jumped in the shower, cleaned then chilled out on the bed. She finished me with BBBJ / CIM.

[Steph]

I looked after her cat.
Scared the crap out of me because that cat most precious thing in her life. Cat dead me dead.

Cat is kind of a pretty robust life form... if the cat had been fine all along and died few days from your care, you better reflect on yourself.

Otherwise, shouldn’t be worrying too much; water, food and some playtime, the cat would probably live for another day.