Why do guys get HARD ONS in the MORNING?

[MrSeven]

Hi bro’s,

I’ve never quite understood this but most mornings when I wake up I find I have a raging hard on. It normally wakes up or pushes my girlfriend outta bed but I’m single right now so it’s just me.

Seriously though - why does it happen? I find morning boners are when I’m the hardest and horniest. And it’s peak time to have sex. The most enjoyable time. I can fuck for literally hours.

Problem is, I got no one to share it with. And most shops are closed at 8 or 9am when I wake up.

If there was a working girl who did morning outcalls fuck I’d be happy to pay a regular arrangement to come fuck or suck me off in bed.

I’ve often thought of it as a business idea. Start an app for morning business. Call it “Morning Glory”.

Whereas I find at night or after work I’m less horny and if I have sex then i just can’t get as hard. Maybe it’s old age.

Share me your thoughts.

Oh and if you know a girl who’d do a morning blowjob service - lemme know!!

Seven

[Sanji2016]

Totally agree with you there MrSeven sir. In fact, in some exercise regime, they recommend you to have sex in the morning.

The only place that I know to open 24 hours is vixen in Marrickville. I am not sure if that is still the case...

[MrSeven]

How interesting.
I’d recommend that too haha.
It’s bloody amazing exercise.
But far better when you have a female friend with you.
Vixen.... never heard of it.
I know i’d be happy to pay say $200 on a regular basis for a 30 min outcall to my place for a blow & go or fuck.
Actually I used to pay a regular that much to come over and I’d cover the transport costs.

[rooter]

It’s a piss fat.
Your bladder is full and you need to piss.
But your brain wants to sleep.
So your brain gives you an erection to stop you from getting up to go piss and so gets another hour of sleep.

[MrSeven]

A piss fat?
That’s bloody hilarious.
I’d never thought of that.
You being serious rooter?

[rooter]

A piss fat?
That’s bloody hilarious.
I’d never thought of that.
You being serious rooter?

Yeah. Piss fats are a real thing in the morning.
But the answer is more complicated than that.
It’s to do with sleep cycles , REM etc.
A guy will have several erections in various sleep cycles during the night but you won’t really be aware of them because you are asleep.
The reason you are aware of the morning one is because you wake up.
So many of your best erections will come and go unappreciated and unnoticed in the dark hours of sleep.

[tpol]

Yeah. Agree. Though I also read men generate the most testosterone whilst asleep.

I always think if you get ed with a girl, and then wake up with boners, it's definitely psychological

I've never had ed except 1 time after breaking up with my gf. But i got the piss boner

2 weeks later i was fine

[bobbyj99]

nothing to comment really

[Labia Vortex]

Early morning Wood is a sign of good reproductive health

[Budgyboy]

Piss fats are the real deal, my young blokes used to come out in the mormings with the whole thing happening. Had to let them know that discretion is important especially in front of mum. Ive got prostrate probs but everyday every week i get a piss fat, go figure.

[cuteguy]

Getting a hard on in the morning may be attributed to a number of reasons.

https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/morning-wood

[booty_duty]

Google can easily tell you the answer

Umm.... yeah I was wondering why the OP just didn't Google it?

[holi_day]

I guess Google will tell you why and how this happens, but won't tell you how to fix it.

[lucky59]

Don’t care why. If I wake up with one, I know I’m still alive & it’s gonna be a great day:) ...then I get up to pee!

[Albwick]

Umm.... yeah I was wondering why the OP just didn't Google it?

Googling tends to end up with results like it's normal or to the extreme....it's cancer ;)

[nayasa]

they say that if you are healthy, it's suppose to erect few times throughout the night and reduces as you get older