Needing to take a shit during a punt

[GallBall2203]

Hey brothers,

Had a punt last week and my stomach was a bit unsettled which got me wondering. Have any of you guys really needed to take a shit in the middle of a punt? And what happened?

[Albwick]

If you're german, you're right to carry on.

[CFM001]

This has never happened to me before. But if it were me, I'd probably end up just leaving and hopefully try to take a raincheck.

Otherwise, see if scat play is offered in the extras ;)

[Leslie75]

Didn’t teachers always said,
‘focus on one thing at a time?’ :D

[GallBall2203]

Didn’t teachers always said,
‘focus on one thing at a time?’ :D


Usually I’m too busy focusing on the 2 beauties getting pushed onto my face. :D

[Niceguy11]

hahahahahhah not a shit but a piss ! I had to stop mid way having sex and piss. Quickly jumped in the shower then back to sex.

[GallBall2203]

hahahahahhah not a shit but a piss ! I had to stop mid way having sex and piss. Quickly jumped in the shower then back to sex.

Had a close call like this before! But held it off

[GallBall2203]

If you're german, you're right to carry on.

Hahaha unfortunately I’m not German

[Niceguy11]

Had a close call like this before! But held it off

Hahahaha. Bro for some reason I kept getting soft. Took a piss then went harder than before.

[holi_day]

I usually take a dump (or try to by sitting on the toilet for a little while), and a shower before I leave home. Plus a couple of other prep works so I seldom go straight from work to punt as I can't prep properly.

[Niceguy11]

I usually take a dump (or try to by sitting on the toilet for a little while), and a shower before I leave home. Plus a couple of other prep works so I seldom go straight from work to punt as I can't prep properly.

Same here. Every time I have sex, I always clean my ass despite not taking a shit leading up to sex. I just want to smell and look clean downstairs as well as my ass. Not expecting my ass to be eaten, but would prefer everything down there clean for BBBJ.

The girls really appreciate it as well.

[asiafever]

Had it happen from the other side. Was seeing a private and after our 1st rd she knicked off to the loo where the very obvious sound of her friends being dropped at the pool was clearly audible from the bed! She did 2 courtesy flushes inbetween 'plops' so as not to be obvious nasally as well. She was a tiny thing so I figured I must have moved something in her when going deep (she had her legs on my shoulders). One of those wtf moments. She jumped in the shower afterwards but yeah, bit of a mood killer.

[Obo2192]

Was seeing a regular and didn’t want to cancel my booking. During first the half of the session, felt stomach pains and just soldiered on. I couldn’t continue holding it for long after the first shot. Was booked for an hour, made up an excuse that I had a surprise meeting I needed to attend to and sped home. Took a massive shit which was more liquid than gold. Glad I made the decision to leave and not embarrass myself with my regular.

[warwick1]

Of all the threads I have seen on this forum this one is really a load of "crap"...........

[thaifetish]

I always need a poo before a punt, it's the nerves. I've often had a poo at the brothel.

[GoldfishMan]

Hey brothers,

Had a punt last week and my stomach was a bit unsettled which got me wondering. Have any of you guys really needed to take a shit in the middle of a punt? And what happened?
Never happened to me because I have a "morning routine" that I stick to like religion. Feels great to start the day a few pounds lighter!
If it did happen to me though, I'd probably decline the DD offer...

[cuteguy]

Had it happen from the other side. Was seeing a private and after our 1st rd she knicked off to the loo where the very obvious sound of her friends being dropped at the pool was clearly audible from the bed! She did 2 courtesy flushes inbetween 'plops' so as not to be obvious nasally as well. She was a tiny thing so I figured I must have moved something in her when going deep (she had her legs on my shoulders). One of those wtf moments. She jumped in the shower afterwards but yeah, bit of a mood killer.

It's good that FS shops don't have toilets in their rooms. You wouldn't want to hear the girl laying some cable midway during the session. One time I had a room at Gladesville42 with a toilet inside which was probably designed to cater for disabled persons. The girl had to go to the toilet and I heard her make some noises inside. It sure was a bit of a mood killer but I just laughed it off.

[B J Hunter]

Have had some sessions where I thought taking a good dump would’ve been a lot more enjoyable.

[cuteguy]

Have had some sessions where I thought taking a good dump would’ve been a lot more enjoyable.

You're not wrong there if the girl has bad attitude or is very mechanical and has no interest in you.

[aussiegaigin]

If I'm thinking about going punting, a bowl of Weet Bix and All Bran first thing in the morning really cleans me out within about 30 mins. Dump it, followed by a good shower to get rid of the remnants in the crack, and I'm ready to rock for the rest of the day.

[GoldfishMan]

If I'm thinking about going punting, a bowl of Weet Bix and All Bran first thing in the morning really cleans me out within about 30 mins. Dump it, followed by a good shower to get rid of the remnants in the crack, and I'm ready to rock for the rest of the day.
30 mins.... Sounds like it is the milk that does it rather than the weet-bix or all bran. anyway, I think that's enough shit talk for the day for me. Adios muchachos!

[Jumper63]

If you're german, you're right to carry on.

Made me laugh!!

[Kwinko]

Breakfast of Champions Weetbix

[Crusader]

Never needed to hang a loaf mid session but have definitely been confronted with urgent needs to piss.

[theusual]

Only had one close call. Had a particularly nice meal and went for dessert. Dessert was very nice and extended the stay. Toward the end I felt the food settle hard, wrapped things up, got cleaned up, and barely made it back to the hotel.

I really hope there was no one next door, the echo in an all tile bathroom during that bomb drop was... Extreme.

[NKOTB]

30 mins.... Sounds like it is the milk that does it rather than the weet-bix or all bran. anyway, I think that's enough shit talk for the day for me. Adios muchachos!
LOL this shit talk makes me lost appetite with weet-bix

[asiafever]

Always take a pregame dump.

Van Wilder, the one truly great philosopher of the 21st century.

[aussiegaigin]

Breakfast of Champions Weetbix
I thought it was beer that got that title.
Well, I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad
So I had one more for dessert

[Budgyboy]

Im on holidays and theres no rules when your on holidays. So a beer for breakfast is normal, beer for lunch and dinner is normal too. Not looking forward to going back to work but id say my liver is.

[quagmire]

I used to worry about this but when you gotta go you gotta go. Working girls have to shit to, so unless you have explosive diarrhoea just tell her you need to go No2.

[rooter]

Basically this will rarely happen (unless you have an upset tummy, gastro, diarrhea etc)
I wont go into the whole sympathetic v parasympathetic nervous system, cortisol, fight or flight etc, but basically when your body is in fucking mode it shuts down the digestive process and focusses it's energy on fucking, so you are very unlikely to have to have a shit while fucking.

[Lazor Zap]

Basically this will rarely happen (unless you have an upset tummy, gastro, diarrhea etc)
I wont go into the whole sympathetic v parasympathetic nervous system, cortisol, fight or flight etc, but basically when your body is in fucking mode it shuts down the digestive process and focusses it's energy on fucking, so you are very unlikely to have to have a shit while fucking.

Viagra can upset your stomach, my tip would be to have a punt on a empty stomach if your taking Viagra, my favorite Viagra these days are Red Ant pills I get in Thailand, luckily I bought heaps back with me last trip in December 2019.

[kingwally]

I was walking through Chinatown this morning with all intentions of going to a RNT somewhere. While walking down Hay street, I felt a horrible pain in the guts. I rushed into Market City Tavern, did the QR stuff in a hurry, and just made it in time to drop a truly disgusting shit. Almost filled the bowl and after the paperwork was done, I fled the scene just to see an old Chinese lady go in the same cubicle that I had departed from. The stink in there would had been enough to curl her toenails as well as her hair..it was fucking disgusting...but at least it may have cleared her sinuses. I could not subject any RNT girl on a relatively clean arsehole (the paperwork was well done) but I still prefer to wash it before any action, and have a pristine area for the girl.

[Budgyboy]

Whew thats what i call a detailed desciption of bowel movements on a stroll before a punt, WTF did you eat man?

[GoldfishMan]

I was walking through Chinatown this morning with all intentions of going to a RNT somewhere. While walking down Hay street, I felt a horrible pain in the guts. I rushed into Market City Tavern, did the QR stuff in a hurry, and just made it in time to drop a truly disgusting shit. Almost filled the bowl and after the paperwork was done, I fled the scene just to see an old Chinese lady go in the same cubicle that I had departed from. The stink in there would had been enough to curl her toenails as well as her hair..it was fucking disgusting...but at least it may have cleared her sinuses. I could not subject any RNT girl on a relatively clean arsehole (the paperwork was well done) but I still prefer to wash it before any action, and have a pristine area for the girl.
Wait a minute... what's an "old Chinese lady" doing in the men's room?

[kingwally]

Wait a minute... what's an "old Chinese lady" doing in the men's room?

Unisex toilets in Market City Tavern, like in many of the renovated city pubs...eg Civic Hotel as well.Door on cubicles are from floor to ceiling.

[GoldfishMan]

Unisex toilets in Market City Tavern, like in many of the renovated city pubs...eg Civic Hotel as well.Door on cubicles are from floor to ceiling.

Haha makes sense. That was a funny post btw! Read it doing my morning routine.

[kingwally]

Haha makes sense. That was a funny post btw! Read it doing my morning routine.
Unfortunately the turd was nothing to laugh about except when the old girl walked into the turd site.

[cuteguy]

Unfortunately the turd was nothing to laugh about except when the old girl walked into the turd site.

Hopefully, the old Chinese woman didn't collapse in the toilet after being hit by your overpowering turd smell.:shout:

[kingwally]

Hopefully, the old Chinese woman didn't collapse in the toilet after being hit by your overpowering turd smell.:shout:

I did fear for her health but at least she could have taken it sitting down.

[TittyGuy]

I was in Amsterdam about 5 years ago and found one of the best looking women I’ve ever seen after walking around the red light district for a while, when she invited me in, I was desperate for a piss, but she said the toilet was broken, so I fucked her while needing a piss. Very uncomfortable and not very enjoyable at all.

The next day I went to the same part of the red light and found the same girl. Had round 2 with her and it was unreal. She had a perfect face and body and for 50 euro, I thought it was a bargain.

[CountryPunter]

Not a shit....probably worse.
Years ago was going out with a nurse in Sydney. She loved to fuck and no complaints from me cos I did too.
One night I had a few too many drinks when we were out. She was horny as hell. Kept telling me how she was going to fuck my brains out when we got back to her place.
So we eventually get back there and I just flopped onto the bed. She wasn't taking no for an answer so pulled my trousers off and started giving little bro a real good bj.
I was just laying back enjoying it when the ceiling started to spin as I looked up. My guts started to rumble and I had to bolt for the loo which was luckily very close.
I then heaved the contents of my guts up. The sound would have been horrendous. Eventually I felt a bit better. Grabbed a drink out of the tap, gave my teeth a scrub with a toothbrush and headed back to the bed.
She never said a word...just went back to sucking as if nothing had happened.
I was feeling lots better after the chuck so was still able to give her what she wanted.
We split up soon after that but I often wish I'd stuck with her. Deadset nympho but a great chick as well.

[cuteguy]

I did fear for her health but at least she could have taken it sitting down.

I bet you were glad to get the hell out of there without being noticed but unfortunately, some poor old woman had to use it too. :surprise:

[GoldfishMan]

Fucking hell I must've jinxed myself cos I came down with a mild case of food poisoning yesterday when I'd planned to punt.
Luckily managed to purge everything before the punt. I swear through out the whole thing I was thinking about this forum thread and praying to God, this can't be happening to me!

[CFM001]

The stories on this thread are great.
Fortunately, I've never had any issues with motions disrupting my punts.
Maybe I haven't punted enough.

[j_highrolla]

I was walking through Chinatown this morning with all intentions of going to a RNT somewhere. While walking down Hay street, I felt a horrible pain in the guts. I rushed into Market City Tavern, did the QR stuff in a hurry, and just made it in time to drop a truly disgusting shit. Almost filled the bowl and after the paperwork was done, I fled the scene just to see an old Chinese lady go in the same cubicle that I had departed from. The stink in there would had been enough to curl her toenails as well as her hair..it was fucking disgusting...but at least it may have cleared her sinuses. I could not subject any RNT girl on a relatively clean arsehole (the paperwork was well done) but I still prefer to wash it before any action, and have a pristine area for the girl.

did u flush bro, or did u left the chinese lady a surprise 😋😂🤣😂

[cuteguy]

did u flush bro, or did u left the chinese lady a surprise ��������

I hope it didn't block the pipes. :shout:

[samytomy]

Years ago when I was finger a WL's brown eye then she did same for me, suddenly I feeling the nature call and let her stop doing. Since then I clean my stomach before go for punting.

[kingwally]

I hope it didn't block the pipes. :shout:

It was actually a shiss...half shit half piss..but lots of it and of course being the gentleman that I am...i did flush.

[Seafood]

Hey brothers,

Had a punt last week and my stomach was a bit unsettled which got me wondering. Have any of you guys really needed to take a shit in the middle of a punt? And what happened?

Almost took a dump when a ml had her finger in my ass. Told her she better stop before I can’t control my dump, lol.

[aussiegaigin]

Without actually shitting,I'll bet a few of you have had a good unexpected fart during the session.

[Joe1956]

FFS. Really? Potty trained at 2
You dickheads want a nappy?

[CFM001]

On my day off today. Was going to have a punt but feels like Ive had a bad breakfast. In a public toilet at the moment dropping the kids and grandparents and distant relatives off at the pool. Just remembered this thread. Not sure I can punt after this.

[Rackster]

hahahahahhah not a shit but a piss ! I had to stop mid way having sex and piss. Quickly jumped in the shower then back to sex.

lol done it more times than id count, (but i like long sessions) The girls all do it, some more obvious than others

That said, not that long ago the girl needed to do a bolt for a dump mid bang, first time Ive had that happen