Intro questions

Hello fello punters, firstly thanks for the valuable info on here that has helped a lot since taking up this new hobby.

I have noticed , almost without fail that when walking into a massage place there are certain questions asked my the ML. I’m trying to work out what are they really asking and what info are they really looking for from your response.

first question is “ Do you have a booking?” which seams a little pointless if you are here already and in all cases they accept immediately that you don’t have one and then lead you to the room . This might be because you booked another ML but I have noticed that they still ask this when there appears no one else around and they can see on the booking list that nobody has made a booking.

Always Second question is “Have you been here before? “
I really don’t know why they want to know this , what does it matter? I have answered yes sometimes and no on other occasions and I don’t see any difference in service or what is on offer. Are they trying to gauge if you are open for extras ? If you are a seasoned punter and know the deal?

I’m probably overthinking this ...
I wouldn’t normally think twice about it except the number of times it has been asked . Its almost like Groundhog Day , like it’s straight from the ML training guide ?

Anyone else thought about this or other standard questions for scoping you out?

Jb

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Originally Posted by joeblake

I’m probably overthinking this ...

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You are.

1 - They're figuring out if you're someones regular who has booked and they don't want to reject you outright if everyone is already busy or if they get their turn of the walk-ins with you. Simple customer service question.
2 - They want to know if you're aware of what goes on and how the shop operates. Can dictate the level of discretion they can use asking on the flip or what you get offered when you say you want more.

Pretty standard and obvious questions, never gave them a second thought.

1. They ask if you have a booking even if the booking sheet is clear because many girls give out their number to book directly, so the appointments may not be in the book. Or if you have no booking this is your chance to ask for a certain ml if you know who you’re looking for

2. They ask if you’ve been before so they know what you’re expecting. If you say no they may be a bit more cautious at the beginning, if you say yes they may be a bit more open.

Always say yes to the second question, though if it is really a first visit and they ask who you saw, just say you can't remember their name.

As you punt more you will get used to this short interogation. Always answer confidently and like you own the place, not arrogant, just confident.
Get used to standard questions about what you do work wise.
Usual banter ML " So you not work today?"
Me: No I have the day off - I just wanted to enjoy myself, spend some money (hint hint) and have a good time ( hint, hint).
ML "So what do you do?"
Me: Now this is where you need to think carefully about your reply - Don't be a dork and say you're a doctor or lawyer or some impressive money laden professional. They can sense BS a mile away esp when you walk in with that High Vis shirt (lol)
Choose an occupation suited to your age and general personal characteristics - BUT something whereby you would be fairly well paid.
Me: I work for myself now, I used to be a manager of a company but now I buy and sell property. Asian girls are always impressed with govt jobs also. In their countries govt jobs = money.
Being the age I am I usually follow with " I'm getting old now and probabaly will retire soon, I mean I have enough money (hint, hint) so now its more like a hobby than a job."
As said - don't lay on the BS too much just let them know that funds are available.

Next week's lesson: How to place the towel on your body and position yourself on the table in preparation for the massage.

4FoW2 book " The Grasshopper's Guide to Mongering" available from K Tel. ( remember the good ole K Tel records?) lol

4FoW2

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Originally Posted by 4FoW2

As you punt more you will get used to this short interogation. Always answer confidently and like you own the place, not arrogant, just confident.
Get used to standard questions about what you do work wise.
Usual banter ML " So you not work today?"
Me: No I have the day off - I just wanted to enjoy myself, spend some money (hint hint) and have a good time ( hint, hint).
ML "So what do you do?"
Me: Now this is where you need to think carefully about your reply - Don't be a dork and say you're a doctor or lawyer or some impressive money laden professional. They can sense BS a mile away esp when you walk in with that High Vis shirt (lol)
Choose an occupation suited to your age and general personal characteristics - BUT something whereby you would be fairly well paid.
Me: I work for myself now, I used to be a manager of a company but now I buy and sell property. Asian girls are always impressed with govt jobs also. In their countries govt jobs = money.
Being the age I am I usually follow with " I'm getting old now and probabaly will retire soon, I mean I have enough money (hint, hint) so now its more like a hobby than a job."
As said - don't lay on the BS too much just let them know that funds are available.

Next week's lesson: How to place the towel on your body and position yourself on the table in preparation for the massage.

4FoW2 book " The Grasshopper's Guide to Mongering" available from K Tel. ( remember the good ole K Tel records?) lol

4FoW2

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Perfect post.
I will wait for next week's lesson

They ask questions….how dare they - it’s much easier to complain about them when they don’t

What do you do? I'm masseuse as well, specialised in private parts. I can show you.

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Originally Posted by sunnysingh

Perfect post.
I will wait for next week's lesson

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It's hot towel thrown away . Story ends .