Helen at 22 Rydalmere - Underwhelming
Person's Name : Helen
Establishment : 22 Rydalmere
Date of Visit : 5 May 2018
Contact Details/Address/Weblink :
Hours of Business : 10am - late
Rates : $160/hr advertised
Age : Guessing late 20s/early 30s
Size/shape : Slim build, B cups
Nationality or Ethnicity : Chinese
Services Provided : CBJ, FS
Value for money/recommend? : Not really
My experience/comments :
Decided to drop by 22 Rydalmere after seeing the roster and past reviews on Helen. However, my experience was a bit of a let down compared to what I've read. When I arrived, I was given a lineup of all the girls who were free, and Helen was the last one to be shown. Her photos are a little touched up, but she resembles them fairly accurately minus the makeup. After sorting the paperwork, we go upstairs and into the rooms. She doesn't seem to speak a lick of English and with my Mandarin being honestly abysmal, not much is said. We shower separately (as expected here) and I get to see her undressed body as she comes out. Helen has a typical slim body, with not much of an ass and B-cup breasts which were surprisingly firm to touch. Right away, she motions me to lie down and immediately puts a condom on my non-erect cock. Not much of any GFE despite my efforts to smile and gently touch her as she is more interested in getting the job done. A timer has also been set to ~25 minutes which I thought was a little shady as our showers didn't take much longer than 2-3 minutes...
As Helen begins to warm me up, my cock gradually fills the condom and she sucks it with an OK technique. However, a complete lack of connection between us as she is completely spaced out and is staring off to the side with a blank face. I ask if she is alright and it momentarily breaks the trance, before bobbing her head mechanically again for a robotic BJ. At this point, I've lost interest and will just spare her the effort. I motion to swap positions and she quickly lubes up. Her pussy is unshaved and quite hairy, and I don't bother to even DATY as Helen has already closed her eyes and activated the dreaded starfish mode. Kisses were not an option, going too deep would make her hurt (I'm very average sized), and apparently I was taking way too long. Somehow, I get a few position changes although they were very uncooperative. For example, in doggy she would keep rounding her back as to stop me from going too deep and I would have to keep pushing her hips back down ever so slowly. Clearly she was not comfortable so we ended with an extremely lubed up HJ. Even then, she kind of gave the impression I was taking too long to cum and she sighed as she swapped hands a few times.
Immediately after cumming, she literally rushes into the shower within a few seconds leaving me to clean up my own mess. I smile to myself but I'm not too upset as I know that having one or two dud punts is part of the game. After I finish my shower, I ask if there is time for a massage as some WL's I've had in the past are happier to massage rather than fuck. She tells me that there is no time, but when she unlocks her phone to check the timer it shows a good 8 minutes left. Helen then tells me that she has just done her fingernails and that she can't massage. I suggest using her palms instead, but she counters with saying she has hurt her wrists. With a sigh, I just lie face down and ask if she can just rub my back any way she likes. She ends up just lightly hitting my back with one closed fist while the other is on her phone opening up some WeChat videos. Somehow, I get the rest of the 8 minutes until the timer alarm goes off and surprisingly, she is saying thank you repeatedly with smiles. At this point, I am not sure if she is feeeling fed up with this job, mocking me or just gone a little crazy. I can't wait to get out and go home.
Overall, not a great punt compared to the experience other bros seemed to have with Helen in their after reports. Maybe it was an off day for her, maybe it was my fault, who knows. I'll still be back at this shop since they cycle a lot of new talent and the price is very reasonable.
