I’m proud of my cock. Discuss
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I’m proud of my cock. Discuss
Because incredibly it hasn't worn out yet despite years of pussy pounding at quite a solid annual rate.
Onya HardCore - keep poundingQuote:
Originally Posted by HardCore
This isn't the place for small talk :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Aussieguyinsf
hahahaha touché !Quote:
Originally Posted by alc
Every straight bloke and sex worker that's seen my cock has said it's a good one, must be doing something right
They said to me - Good size :)
Strap a camera to it. Let it dangle and sway like a pendulum..
Well I'm out. Enjoy gentlemensQuote:
Originally Posted by alc
Hahah you're a funny guy, bruh!Quote:
Originally Posted by 1inchguy
I love it when:
- while showering, the WL tells me I have a big dick and I say to her "I'm just average", she then proceeds to compare it to her forearm to illustrate her point.
- while fucking, the WL starts rubbing her tummy / navel area saying "you've hit the bottom". Some actually say out that they can feel me hitting their cervix. Fuck that turns me on.
- after nutting in doggy, she turns around with her hair all messed up, looking out of breath, and the first thing she looks at is my dick. It's usually followed by some "too big" or "too deep" comment. Fucking massive ego stroke!
- one private WL I've seen several times, petite little lass who's always said I was big. In one session after fucking, she told me I was "zhu niu bi" in Mando. To this day I have no idea what that means. I know "niu bi" means "cow dick", but wtf is "zhu"? Pig? Chief?
Small? Tiny? Micro?
Like "Big Arnie's" forearm squeezing a bullocks heart:startle:Quote:
Originally Posted by dotcumdotinyou
Oh fuck, why did you have conjure up that memory. This was 20+ years ago. I had just had sex with my then GF about an hour ago, so I had a semi boner and I was in a grimey 3rd world country public toilet. There I was pissing onto the common latrine and some middle-aged Malay dude siddled up next to me. I noticed he was staring at my dick for a while. I finished, and was going to go to wash my hands when he gave me eye contact, pointed at my dick, gave me a thumbs up and then did a cock-sucking simulation while pointing at a cubicle. Wtf man....Quote:
Originally Posted by GlamourPhoto
A day in the life of a dick - hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an arsehole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him......yep, sounds a lot like Warwick1.
Actually Zoo,my hair is short,my family is awesome, my neighbour is a great guy my best friend is my dog who I never beat and you and your many usernames are frauds...cheersQuote:
Originally Posted by Double_Adapter
Isn't that's what the priest in the Sunday service told us:Quote:
Originally Posted by Aussieguyinsf
"Boys cherish what God has given you."
You have made him proud. :)
Warwick1 is better than that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Double_Adapter
He is bald. Ask the girls in Artarmon how they like to give his shiny head a rub. :)
Your pathetic insults point to you being immature or mentally challenged, I'm going for the latter and I have a full head of hair:shout:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sibon
You two are all pathetic! One is immature or mentally challenged and one is bipolar with sleepy brother!Quote:
Originally Posted by warwick1