Originally Posted by
asiafever
Rule #1. Never navigate to exact address. Ever. Buffalo Rd Gladesville, King st St Mary's, Hampden rd Artarmon etc. From there you should be able to work it out.
2. Switch off location once you have figured it out.
3. Delete trip from history if it's not somewhere you would go for any other reason.
4. Never answer a question that hasn't been asked. No need to offer an excuse if you weren't queried in the first place.
5. Be prepared. If on the off chance the other measures have not worked, have a mate who can be blamed. "Oh Markus was looking some shit up on my phone." or "Yeah Bernard needed a lift, his car was getting repaired somewhere there." The friends should be people that your other half is acquainted with but they should not be your best mates, why? Because if your other half sees them infrequently chances of the whole thing unravelling are reduced.
It's also good to appear to have a strong opinion on the sex industry that aligns with theirs and have vocalised it previously if the topic has arisen, "Seriously? Those germ infested hellholes? You honestly think I would participate in such detestable activities? Never mind betray your trust and put you at risk of diseases just for a cheap thrill? I find the idea abhorrent, how dare you sully my good name with such slanderous filth!" (Ok probably going a bit far on that one but you get the idea. If she however on the off chance is not against the industry and is quite open minded about the whole thing, adapt this step accordingly.)
Personally I don't punt when in a relationship (the dying days of my marriage excluded). Each to their own on that one.