Horny & Slutty Tiny :-) You did me PROUD!

Hey all.

Bros that have read my TinyTiny thread in the General section knew I have managed to deliver what I promised. A tiny but horny sex devil :-P I was pretty nervous on her first day at MOC, scared that other bros might not like her or see through her needs the way I did. Fortunately, everyone seems to have fun and she even managed to score a 24 hours booking next week.

OK. Back to this AR.

So, the story begins when I was still in bed early hours yesterday.. (Early for me) Then my phone started going off with messages..I didn't pay attention to it until it went off in a crazy pace...
I was still half asleep when I started reading the texts with my eyes squinting hard...it took a few seconds for them to make sense in my head but as soon as it does, my other head started to react as well... it full woke me up better than any sort of alarm clocks...and brought me the biggest and hardest morning glory moment... Let me share some of the texts with you..

"Omg I'm so fucking horny"
"I wish I am working today"
"My vagina is literally aching for dick"
"Want a session now that I'm more experienced?"
"Btw I got my pussy waxed"

I responded with something that didn't make much sense..since all my blood has already rushed down my penis... but I got this response

"Because I'm your toy"
"So all decisions should be made by you"
"I have an hour between lectures...pick me up?"

OK. I THINK YOU WILL HAVE TO BE SUPERMAN OR A MONK TO BE ABLE TO SAY NO TO THIS NAUGHTY OFFER..:shout:

So..I basically combined brushing teeth, washing my face, shaving and getting dress into one motion and rushed out the door to pick this aching pussy up!
Got a few more texts asking for my whereabouts and reminding me my time is running out.... so I can't recall how many red lights I have gone through but yeah..don't drive when your dick is harder than your gear stick LOL

Got there...saw her on the side of the road...WOW. She looks different ...
So I commented to her that she looks more vibrant and radiant, even prettier than before. I think Duncan later confirmed my findings as well!
"Sex does that to you!" She shot this respond back at me...LOL..wow......

I think it took me longer to get there than to go home LOL as I really couldn't wait any longer...
When we got home, I quickly picked her up into my room saying she should try out my new bed sheets :-)
Once we were in there, DFK started.. I stopped her for a second and ask "So, how was your first day working at MOC?"
"I fucking loved it!!!!" That's what she said before covering my little bro with her mouth..
Wow...I can tell, her BBBJ skills have already improved .. sadly I don't have much time to enjoy it .. I had to move things along to the main course
It is very obvious that she is now much more confident in bed.. much more wild...much more willing to tell you what she wants to get her off LOL
I was seriously out of breaths when I blew my load...TinyTiny is really a crazed sex devil that can squeeze out the very last drop of every man !

Had to say thank you to rooter and wilsno for venturing out to show their supports and trusts in me LOL

To sum up.. TinyTiny is simply an all rounder in bed.. She can easily adjust herself to make sure both you and her enjoy the session as much as possible...
Some of you that have interests in BDSM...I think she's the only person @ MOC that is willing or maybe I should say loving it... This is why I previously hinted she enjoys a bit of pain!
Regarding the price of her Greek service, this is entirely up to her. Duncan & I can't really interfere with her decision, it is completely up to her if she offers that to client and how much she decides to charge...
Anyway guys! If you love sex...go see tiny today...She has already got a few bookings so be quick as she doesn't work that often!!!!

Tiny is solid gold!!
Thank you freelancer!
Thank you Duncan!
but most of all thank you Tiny!!

Terrific report, you lucky devil !

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Originally Posted by rooter

Tiny is solid gold!!
Thank you freelancer!
Thank you Duncan!
but most of all thank you Tiny!!

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Thanks rooter, you're not too bad yourself :)

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Originally Posted by Bomb

How about ranking the performance writers who made report for you, Tiny?

That would be something new to witness here on this forum!

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I'm working on it :) with midsems coming up very hard to find time between work and school

tiny.... you sound like a wonderful experience. do you want to try to give an ugly old fat man a cardiac arrest? :P

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Originally Posted by x11

tiny.... you sound like a wonderful experience. do you want to try to give an ugly old fat man a cardiac arrest? :P

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Welcome to the UOFM Club !!

what's uofm?

oh god I'm stupid. just worked it out. better change it ugly old fat and stupid ! lol

OMG x11, stop getting on the forum while the ml is doing part 2, ROFL... :surprise:

...ahem .. my technique for lasting longer... lol

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Originally Posted by x11

...ahem .. my technique for lasting longer... lol

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But talking to Tiny might make you come faster ! :miao:

but it's rude to talk with your mouth full.... and I'm sure she isn't rude!

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Originally Posted by x11

but it's rude to talk with your mouth full.... and I'm sure she isn't rude!

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I try not too be too naughty ...

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Originally Posted by TinyTiny

I try not too be too naughty ...

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OMG, if anyone was to convert me back to Asian women, it would be you ;)

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Originally Posted by TinyTiny

I try not too be too naughty ...

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does that mean you're accepting my challenge? hehe

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Originally Posted by jellyshots

OMG, if anyone was to convert me back to Asian women, it would be you ;)

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haha, you know what they say "once you go asian, you can solve equations" speaking of which, if you were a polynomial function, and I were an alpha I bet we would satisfy the factor theorem perfectly :prettiness:

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Originally Posted by x11

does that mean you're accepting my challenge? hehe

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we shall see :smile:

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Originally Posted by TinyTiny

haha, you know what they say "once you go asian, you can solve equations" speaking of which, if you were a polynomial function, and I were an alpha I bet we would satisfy the factor theorem perfectly :prettiness:

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Equations are fascinating !!!
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B4I / U RU /16 ? ... ( where is the square root sign on the iPhone !!l. Lol)

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Originally Posted by TinyTiny

haha, you know what they say "once you go asian, you can solve equations" speaking of which, if you were a polynomial function, and I were an alpha I bet we would satisfy the factor theorem perfectly :prettiness:

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Sounds like you need to subtract your clothes, divide your legs and get a good square root :)

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Originally Posted by Eureka

Equations are fascinating !!!
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B4I / U RU /16 ? ... ( where is the square root sign on the iPhone !!l. Lol)

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Gosh ! For a second I thought you're gonna suggest RU486 to the young girl ! ;) ;) ;)

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Originally Posted by CunningLinguist

Sounds like you need to subtract your clothes, divide your legs and get a good square root :)

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I'd have thought that a perpendicular bisection would be more appropriate for her legs. ;)

And speaking of mathematical humour, when I was at uni years ago there was the story of little Polly Nominal, which I have managed to find on the web and reproduce here for the mathematically inclined. Astute readers might pick where my forum name came from. Warning - Do not proceed beyond here if you hate maths! :

Pretty Little Polly Nominal and Curly Pi

Once upon a time (1/t) pretty little Polly Nominal was strolling across a field of vectors when she came to the boundary of a singularly large matrix. Now Polly was convergent, and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never, ever enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly, however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored this condition on the basis that it was insufficient, and made her way in amongst the complex elements.

Rows and columns closed in on her from all sides. Tangents approached her surface, and she became tenser and tenser. Quite suddenly, two branches of a hyperbola touched her at a single point. She oscillated violently, became unstable, lost all sense of directrix, tripped over a square root that was protruding from the erf, and plunged headlong down a steep gradient. She was completely divergent by the time she reached the turning point. When she rounded off once more, she found herself inverted, apparently alone in a non-euclidean space.

She was being watched, however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking inner product. As his eyes devoured her curvilinear coordinates, a singular expression crossed his face. He wondered, was she convergent? He decided to integrate improperly at once.

Hearing a common fraction behind her, Polly rotated and saw Curly Pi approaching with his lower series extended. She could see at once his degenerate conic and his dissipative terms, and knew he was irrational. "Arcsinh!" she gasped.

"Hey, what's your sine?" he asked. "What a symmetric set of asymptotes you have!"

"Stay away from me!" she protested. "I haven't got any brackets on!"

"Calm yourself, my dear!" said the smooth operator.. "Your fears are purely imaginary."

"i, i, ..." she thought, "Perhaps he's not normal, but homologous."

"What order are you?" the brute suddenly demanded.

"Seventeen," replied Polly.

Curly leered, "I suppose you've never been operated upon?"

"Of course not. I'm absolutely convergent!" Polly replied quite properly.

"Come on," said Curly: "Let's go to decimal place I know of, and I'll take you to the limit."

"Never!" gasped Polly..

"Abscissa!" he swore a violent oath. Coshing her over the coefficient with a log until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities. He stared at her significant places, and began smoothing her points of inflection. Poor Polly Nominal! The algorithm method was now her only hope. She felt him approaching her asymptotic limit. Her convergence would soon be gone forever. There was no mercy; Curly was a heavy side operator. His radius squared itself and Polly's loci quivered. He integrated by parts. He integrated by partial fractions. After he cofactored, he performed Runge-Kutta on her. He even went all the way around and did a contour integration. Curly went on operating until he satisfied her hypotheses, then he exponentiated and became completely orthogonal.

When Polly got home that night, her mother noticed that she was no longer piecewise continuous, but had been truncated in several places. But it was too late to differentiate now. As the months went by, Polly's denominator increased monotonically. Finally, they took her to L'Hopital and generated a small but pathological function which left surds all over the place and drove Polly to deviation.

The moral of this tale is: "If you want to keep your expressions convergent, never allow them a single degree of freedom."

Now that's what I call getting your Mathematical Pundamentals right.

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Originally Posted by TinyTiny

haha, you know what they say "once you go asian, you can solve equations" speaking of which, if you were a polynomial function, and I were an alpha I bet we would satisfy the factor theorem perfectly :prettiness:

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We would at that...