So I have finally decided to visit a brothel for the first time.
What are some of things/etiquettes I should be aware of ? Any guides/advices you folks can share ?
Printable View
So I have finally decided to visit a brothel for the first time.
What are some of things/etiquettes I should be aware of ? Any guides/advices you folks can share ?
Don’t forget to bring your dick, that’s about it ! ;) ;) ;)
Being nice and polite helps most times.
try to relax and have fun.
Yes sir, don’t be too nervous ~ I know I was the first time visiting
Warm up with an RNT session first...
You don’t want to go there all excited on your first visit with a full tank and blow it within 3 minutes.
Be clean, be polite & or course have fun with it
Try not to be too nervous. I was so nervous the first time I did not cum and thought about not doing this ever again. I'm glad I didn't stop, there's a lot of thrill and fun and nice girls out there.
Tell the reception its your first time.Quote:
Originally Posted by misard
If they are a good shop, they will send you a nice girl who will be open to what you have in mind.
If its a bad shop, you might get a bit of a timewasting lemon, in which case youll know not to go there again.
As always its called a punt, so whether good or bad, just allow things to happen as they will and chances are you will walk about a bit lighter on your feet with a smile on your face 🤣😂🤣
Sometimes I wish I had one, actually, the more I think about it.......Quote:
Originally Posted by wilisno
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
Hey mate, welcome to the forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by misard
Lots of good, common knowledge here for you. Could give you 100 tips for your first time but that would kinda spoil the experience, especially if you plan to punt regularly or swmi-regularly. You will look at it in 6 months time and have a good old laugh.
Being nice, gentlemanly and clean go without saying. My best advice.....
1. don't build any high expectations as you may get disappointed.
2. don't overcomplicate things in your mind, at the end of the day you are paying for the the privilege of rooting a chick....sure there will be a bit of sucking and licking and touching and some fancy positions maybe, but it's all just sex, what humans have been doing since we realised a penis fits snug inside a vagina and it feels pretty good.
Enjoy, and be sure to return with an after report! 🙂👍
That sounds an expensive warm up lol
congratulation!!big bro
My tip is just pick the girl you connect with most during the line up, ie. the who seems interested. Don’t pick the prettiest or sexiest one if they seems disinterested when you meet them as it’ll probably prove to be a dud puntQuote:
Originally Posted by misard
If you're too nervous you might come too quickly. It is suggested that trying masturbation may help you in some way. However, when you are with a woman, it is important to remember that intercourse is not the be all end all of sex for most people. It is a sexual activity many people engage in and enjoy, nor the activity that equals satisfaction for everyone, no matter how long it goes on for. And since it is not necessarily and automatically the "climax" of sex, there is no need for sexual activity to be over just because you’ve ejaculated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clownfiesta
There are plenty of sexual activities that don’t require an erect penis just like there are plenty that don't require an erect clitoris so you can switch back to something else after intercourse; or choose not to engage in intercourse at all and go for other activities instead. It’s all about what works best for you and your woman.
For one thing, women have their own likes and dislikes. Sure, plenty of women do enjoy intercourse, but there are also plenty of women who don’t like it very much especially when that's all or most of what's happening and plenty who can take it or leave it. So, it’s no good assuming that women, as a whole, require a specific activity in a specific way to feel pleasure. Rather, to know what the specific woman you are with wants and likes, you will have to ask her. She is the only one who can tell you, and if she is not sure yet herself, you can go exploring together.
Go to a well established shop
I recommend talking to Wilson @ ginza and tell him what ur looking for
Wear clean underpants and socks.
Slap $1,000 big ones on the counter and tell the receptionist that you are here to paaaarty !!
Brush your teeth.
And shave down there...She will like you more!
Make an animal sacrifice to the punting gods.
Chop the head off a live chicken an smear yourself with it’s warm blood whilst chanting “banda bunda bonda” 9 times before going to a punt.
The punting gods will take good care if you.
Take an overnight bag just in case you like it so much and keep extending the session for 24 hours.
Go in with no expectations and go with the flow!
As a WL, I agree with some of the comments on here.
A well run shop will accommodate you.
Definitely speak to the girls during intro - yes I know it can be daunting!- but you can get an impression of how they will be with you. Doesn’t have to be sexual - ask where they are from for example. You can tell how friendly the girl will be from her responses. Don’t get swayed with “I will suck you good, come with me!” From the first girl that intro - see them all - you may miss a gem (and I guarantee “I suck you good”, wouldn’t be, er very good!)
Once you pick, tell the girl you are nervous. If she is good and genuine she will put you at ease. Follow her cues :-)
I’ve had virgins, 1st time punters etc and putting people at ease/you being at ease makes it fun and an enjoyable sesh for all.
I think id lose my shit laughing if you said that to me in an intro with a Brit accent!Quote:
Originally Posted by Louisa18ChardRoad
"Come with me if you want a blowjob" in a heavy Austrian accent might be even better.
Btw @ OP (misard) how did you go?
Yes have fresh breath when you go in and don't eat anything spicy or smelly before you go in. Eating some fruits before you punt might be advisable.Quote:
Originally Posted by rooter
There's no need to shave your pubic area. You can keep it trimmed and not let it be like a jungle. Having pubic hair is making a comeback.