about you... and you... and you ... but not Brown Wallaby
It was back, maybe in 2009
When a bloke unknown…no buddy of mine,
Whispered, “Mate, it’s going to be a gold mine”,
at www.ausforum Ninety Nine
I guess he tipped, thinking I might,
appreciate this new website.
a place where blokes can chat,
about this, and about that,
Not that girls are unwelcome
On the contrary ...It’d be more fun for everyone.
I imagine business could boost too,
So long as she didn’t get in the poo,
By attracting unwanted attention from the boys in blue.
But I write here today to pay respect,
To some blokes of whom we’ve come to expect,
To pass on a caution…. meaning a negative tip,
about some ML whose performance on the flip,
Left something large to be desired…
The sort of experience that just isn’t required.
In horse punting lingo, you should have “layed the bet”.
Not parted with the cash, only to regret.
Sometimes too, a word of advice,
From an astute punter eg Dark Ice.
I ponder on his middle name... maybe Cinderella?
Something cryptic masking the reality of the Frozen Stiff Black Fella.
While we all love a tip that's hot,
On whose in form and who is not,
To be really fair,
We shouldn't let it matter or even really care,
Regarding the tipster from no matter where.
But when it comes from the Compulsive Church Goer,
Surely we ought beware.
He certainly doesn’t mind a punt,
Or even a quadRELLa,
The ,
“Too much time spare time in his job,
but we are all just envious”,
The Massaddict Lucky FELLa
You might expect from a Quarrie Worker,
Who really put’s in … definitely no lurker,
To have a keen eye for a gem,
Sorting thru the gravel being his main probLEM,
His tips are gold ...He ain’t no faker
This avid punter also known as the Rockbreaker.
But the one whose success could be universal,
Is the local specialist in role reversal
Very soon after the starting post.
Is he the one who gives or receives the most?
He’s known for frequently being straight,
talking I mean, and with girls, not gay mate
Never would he tell a whopper.
I’m referring of course
To the one and only,
Dirty Mid Sized Hopper.
Don’t think I need to out it SPELL.
OK…Just one hint…. he’s a fucking marsupIaL
While HE is champion of the DFKiss,
I struggle even to take the piss.
While I'm trying my heart out to be a urine thief,
....all you blokes are here planning for your next hand relief.
While I may be cryptic and concealing,
What really revs me up is some crafty urine stealing.
I know I'm just no bloody good,
Destined to usually being misunderstood.
While everyone has their personal issues,
at least we all appreciate the under table tissues.
We cant all be seducing,
The Korean lasses moisture producing,
Could the flooding now more freQUENT,
Be due to the $ by the Dirty Hopper SPENT?
Raising water levels to another peak,
as fluids gush from Korean loins,
Into the storm water system,
…….. even as we speak?
