Best Excuses

What are your best excuses for when you walk in and want to walk out straight away?

Not the same as the photo

Assuming you are referring to a shop rather than a private situation, I usually say I was just walking by and saw the shop and wanted to see what their prices are. Once I've done that then I'll decide whether to stay if the girl is to my liking or say I'll call back later or another time if I want to bail

left my wallet in my car, sorry

hi, who else is working today, can I see please, oh just you? sorry, maybe next time, thanks, bye

I'm just looking ... good bye

most recent one for me was a flat chested japanese girl at a western suburbs place. she tried to tell me that no other girls available (yet they were in the kitchen waiting area). As I had seen her before, I just said I wished to try someone different and would come back another time.

from her perspective she lost nothing. only the shop only missed out on a booking fee and the other girls missed out on tip.

Not that I think you need one but how about " I was looking for the massage shop that advertised attractive ladies?"
Its called feedback and unless we are brutally honest with them the sort of garbage advertising will continue in BrisVegas.

need to get some cash

Do you guys offer acupuncture? 😂