Kylie @ Rhodes - The worse experience ever
I haven't had many, but a fairly decent number of punts in the last 8 months. What I witnessed today was by far the most pathetic experience.
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/P...nt/summer5842/
Base charge: $220
Extra for dfk (which I never received) = $50
Firstly, the women in the ad isn't who I met. It seemed like a small scale business being run from one of those high end 1 bed apartment/hotels in Rhodes. Was told I'd receive DFK as part of the deal over message exchange. When I reached there, the boss lady said that it wasn't possible to receive that service. Since I was super horny, I settled for what I got.
Into the room, the girl comes in.. she's Chinese doesn't speak a single word of English and doesn't understand either. She showers after I showered.
BBBJ was included (in lieu for DFK). Couldn't even go deep and was very mechanical. Within 5 mins of sucking she wants to fuck. So before that I do down on her.. and what do I see...... A black forest (not talking about the desert here). Didn't like it but whatever. Over the text we also discussed that I'd be allowed to finger as well ... And when I would touch the clit, she'd shout in a manner to stop me. The moment this happened, I immediately started thinking about other WLs who I had initially texted but they didn't reply, thinking that right after getting one shot with her, I'm rushing out of this place to go punt somewhere else since clearly I'm going to be left unsatisfied. So you can now imagine who bad it would have been.
Within 2 mins of licking, I wanted to get it over with so asked her to put on the dom and get pumping.
She was super lazy too during the CG. Barely moved for 2 mins and wanted me to take charge. Since I had paid $270, I had to get something out of it. Therefore kept doing her in all the positions I knew for the next half hour since I wasn't going to get 2nd shot here. After some time she asks if I'd like handjob, in the sense that she thought I can't come by screwing her. How could I tell her that her attitude and skills were so shit that I was merely trying to make the most of my buck with prolonging my climax. Also, I think she was getting hurt when I was pumping her, don't understand why and how cuz I'm pretty average. So I asked her if she's okay but she didn't give a clear answer.. I went alot slower and gentle following this. I was already slow cool and calm.. not I'm literally fucking at the dead slow speed.
Well anyways, asked her to be patient and expressed her that I'll be quick so shot my load in the next 2 mins or so. After taking a shower again (I was a bit sweaty), asked for a massage and the next thing you know is that she's literally on call and followed by some exchange of voice notes over WhatsApp/WeChat while pretending to give me a massage (which was even shittier than her sex skills)
She kept on giving me that look where someone is trying to tell you "when are you going to get done with me... Just let me go already". So I was like yeah thanks and put my clothes on and quickly left with 15 mins still on the clock.
The boss lady was very polite spoke decent English, but the f*** do I care about her. What matters is what happens in the room. And what happened in the room was an absolute abomination.
My fellow punters, i think I've reached that point where if you provide me your bank details, I will pay you some extra so that you can go anywhere but here (even though I'm broke AF) to receive a decent service.
I'll end my review with the below ratings
Chinese WL
BBBJ- 5/10
DFK - none involved even though paid for it
Face - 4/10
Sex - 3/10
Attitude - unfortunately there is no scale to describe the shittiness of someone.. but you get the point
Tits - A cup even though ad says D cups.
Body - slim around 5'2 height
Overall - below 0/10
I wish I could say YMMV but who the f*** are you kidding. Money down the drain. Will I be ever going back? Not even when someone pays me a million.
I just did this since I was super horny. Think I'll just wait till Ginza or other places open.
