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Was driving around the West and saw a flashing sign. Went around back and knocked on door, girl in mask opened door, dragged me inside and stuck a pen in my hand. Pls fill out form, what all these questions, yes, yes. Wow, there's a lot of information wanted, yes, yes, ok, just tick no.
How long u stay, ok, ok, in here, onto table, into action, ooooh, aaahh, u want more????
No tks, just this, ok, ok, door bell rings again, excuse me, opens door, yells something in Klingon i think to other girl, closes door finishes me off. 8 minutes. U seem very busy, yes so busy. I think she thought i was gonna get up and go but got rest of time anyway. Would'nt bother with her again but other one seemed more attractive but neither were spring chickens. Shop was quite nice inside though. Wont name place on here but if anyone interested u know what to do.