The secret signs for a RnT
1. Sign out the front has a MASSAGE sign in large, bold letters and and /or a neon sign flashing in the window.
2. Opening hours are 7 days and extend past 7pm
3. The front door is locked so you have to ring the bell or knock.
4. The girl that greets you has more mascara on than Avril Livigne (singer)
5. The room is scantily decorated and the whole place needs a bloody good clean/new paint job
6. The towel looks like it has been 10 rounds with Mike Tyson
7. Girl tells you that the massage is 'full body, relaxing massage'
8. She has a pair of K-mart thongs on.
9. All of the girls names end with a Y, 'IE' or 'I' Eg Candy, Ellie, Angie, Mimi, Fifi etc
10. You get a frequent flyer's card at the end.
11. Undies on/off is 'up to you'
12. Shop isn't anywhere near a shopping centre