Alana - never again

For some sort of reference point, I created an account solely to warn others from her.

I arrive, guy from reception introduces us and tells me she does 45 mins minimum. Not a problem, it's my first punt since shops reopen so that's what I was looking for anyway.

When we go in the room, she tells me to have a shower then spends the entire time on her phone. I'm surprised by this (not a super experienced punter but have probably 15-20 visits over my years), as I've never been completely ignored while I'm in the shower by a girl before (that isn't my partner at the time lol).

I sort of shake my head but it's cool! Maybe she's in the middle of something. I dry off then spend a minute just standing there before she notices I'm done, at which point she comes over and offers kissing and BBBJ for $150.

Amused slightly by this immediate money grab I politely decline, so she tells me to lie down and starts giving me the least enthusiastic and disappointing CBJ I've maybe ever received.

Seriously, like just the tip is being touched.

"Can you play with my balls" - no
"Can you go deeper" - no

Shaking my head I ask her if we can get the sex underway. She says sure, but says she won't do any position other than missionary because I'm "too big" downstairs.

Honestly I am reasonably thick down there (not a porn star length lol) but have had issues in the past with girls over it hurting in different positions so I'm okay with that, but it was followed by the most boring sex I've had in a long time, so I just got it over and done with, washed myself off, and left the room. All in all about 15 mins into my 45 min booking, I'm back at the front desk.

The lady at the front could sense I was annoyed so asked me if I was happy, to which I was honest and said no.

I am really really not one of those people who complaints to managers and asks for their money back EVER but this time was an exception.

I just told them I was disappointed and they immediately knew why, offering me a discount for next time and some of my money back which was really nice of them, and might have me coming back again at some point.

Alana seemed nice (apart from the lack of interest) and had a really sexy body but I can't help be really disappointed by my experience. Hopefully it was just a bad night for her.

A very gentle, genuine and an honest approach.
Thanks for the AR.

Atleast you had balls to go up the front desk... I'm too much of a pussy to even do that
(The word pussy is not used to offend or degrade the females, but just used as a metaphor)

Good luck for next time. Safe punting

Thanks for the AR bro. Alana I think use to be Meghan at N5M, back there she use to do diamond service when I saw her and then all of a sudden she was standard service only. After a bit it looks like she moved to Chatswood 60.

When I saw her (and I only saw her once) she was actually really good. Nice DFK, bbbj etc. but off course I paid for diamond and this was when she offered diamond.

She mentioned how she wanted to work in Hong Kong and Europe as a high end escort to make more money but that looked like it never eventuated.

I’m glad Chatswood 60 offered some money back. Her service seems to have decreased over time lol.

Below is my AR of her when she was Megan at N5M. Geeze her service sure has gone down.

http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread.php?91374-Megan-holy-crap-words-can%92t-describe-how-amazing-she-is

mate I been to chatswood60 couple of times
My last time I went there is my final
Because the picture they post on d website n d real girl is about 15years different...
N worst of all
I introduced my friend to go too
N for his first experience there he got screw.
The girl he saw, in d session keep on Talking om d phone n afterward tell him about how she have a kid still in China

Sounds like This place has management issue. I hate wl on the phone. After the session is bearable but not before or in the middle of the session

I saw Alana about 2 months ago, and sounds like she hasn't changed much.
My experience was about the same. Barely paid any attention to me upon entering the room or during shower. Her phone got more attention that I did. She actually had 3 x phones at the bedside (you read that right, THREE). One was playing music, and god knows why she needed the others.
She gave a pretty lack luster covered BJ, and actually had the most bored/uninterested look on her face during missionary. And acted very reluctantly when I asked if she could turn over for doggy. Once I popped and she wiped up, to my surprise she offered a massage to fill in the rest of the time. After the disappointing sex service, I figured why not. Now if only her FS skills were as good as her massage skills, because she has massage skills. This is the sort of massage you would want from the start to get you in the mood. She definitely has massage training, and having her boobs rub against your back while she's rubbing your shoulders was probably more of a turn on than anything that happened beforehand.

What shocked me the most was that she didn't even shower afterwards nor did she change the sheets that were on the bed. She just got fully dressed, straightened out the sheets and sent back to her phone. The shower/bath was open to the rest of the room, so I could see what she was doing (or not doing) the whole time. Which means there's a good chance that she didn't shower after the customer before me, so........

She is very good looking, with a pretty hot and curvy body, it's just a pity that she lacks all skills when it comes to the service and customer experience.
To her credit, her massage was top notch, but I didn't exactly go there for a massage now did I? And with the not showering afterwards, I definitely will not see her again or recommend her to anyone.

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Originally Posted by Kizuraz

I saw Alana about 2 months ago, and sounds like she hasn't changed much.
My experience was about the same. Barely paid any attention to me upon entering the room or during shower. Her phone got more attention that I did. She actually had 3 x phones at the bedside (you read that right, THREE). One was playing music, and god knows why she needed the others.
She gave a pretty lack luster covered BJ, and actually had the most bored/uninterested look on her face during missionary. And acted very reluctantly when I asked if she could turn over for doggy. Once I popped and she wiped up, to my surprise she offered a massage to fill in the rest of the time. After the disappointing sex service, I figured why not. Now if only her FS skills were as good as her massage skills, because she has massage skills. This is the sort of massage you would want from the start to get you in the mood. She definitely has massage training, and having her boobs rub against your back while she's rubbing your shoulders was probably more of a turn on than anything that happened beforehand.

What shocked me the most was that she didn't even shower afterwards nor did she change the sheets that were on the bed. She just got fully dressed, straightened out the sheets and sent back to her phone. The shower/bath was open to the rest of the room, so I could see what she was doing (or not doing) the whole time. Which means there's a good chance that she didn't shower after the customer before me, so........

She is very good looking, with a pretty hot and curvy body, it's just a pity that she lacks all skills when it comes to the service and customer experience.
To her credit, her massage was top notch, but I didn't exactly go there for a massage now did I? And with the not showering afterwards, I definitely will not see her again or recommend her to anyone.

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Fairly certain she was Meghan at n5m ages ago. When I saw her at N5M she was very good. She did say she wanted to do private escorting and charge more. She also showed me all the professional photographs she's taken that she'll use for her private escorting. That's how I recognised those photos used.

Dunno what happened. Maybe she just got jaded.

http://www.aus99forum.com/showthread...amazing-she-is

That was my experience with her at N5M. Seems service went way down hill. When she was in N5M she switched to standard service only and then left to join Chatswood 60 I think.

She might be jaded..

She does have thing rule about “are you married, do you have a girlfriend?” which I found rather strange

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Originally Posted by ynot_tony

She might jaded..

She does have thing rule about “are you married, do you have a girlfriend?” which I found rather strange

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I think she doesn't like cheaters. Must of been cheated on.

Probably but that’s why I find it ironic. She is in an industry that facilitates this (cheating).

As if a guy would say yes when at the back of their head, all they want to do is get in your pants.

even 2 years after the original post she hasn't changed, haven't had an issue like this before although being new to punting i was left incredibly dissatisfied a big difference to the experiences I normally have at this establishment.

I saw her few years ago . Terrible service . Always on phone . She just want to waste the time . Cant believe she is still working .

A few months ago I saw her in the line up and decided to pick her since she has the most amazing body, worst fucking decision ever. Wish I found this review before I did that