[COMPLAINT] Carli - Such a disappointment
This is a review of Carli from CBD Posh.
I walked into shop 9/741 George St knowing that i wanted to book Carli from reading great reviews from bros saying that she has great potential, a possible new CBD Posh star...
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Originally Posted by
kingwally
I went and tried Carli on Sunday and found that she is a really sweet girl. A little shy at first but she was quite accomodating as the session went on. She has a body similar to Susie but with smaller tits and a very sweet face. She already does time at the Ultimo apartment so she knows what is expected and I think she could be a future star in Irenes but she is not there yet but she has a lot of potential. She told me she worked in sex shop in Berjaya Times Square in KL and sold a lot of vibrators to Muslim women who wear the full black gear...interesting!
So i went into the room very positive & looking forward to a good punt. I chose to stay for an hour (oh how i wish that i booked Renee or Shirley instead).
The massage started delayed as she was outside the room for at least 10mins doing god knows what... then she came-in and I handed her a $50 bill saying this is your tip (before the massage began).
The massage was basically her touching my legs and applying the minimalist pressure imaginable. I gave her the benefit of doubt thinking she's warming-up and will get better as the massage progressed; I was wrong. She spent nearly the whole massage on my legs not actually applying any pressure even when I asked if she could do it harder / more pressure please.
I was waiting for her to progress up to my back but she continued on the side of my legs. I had to ask her to do my back & she begrudgingly agreed.
At this stage I knew that she would do a terrible part 2 so I stood up off the table & politely asked that she return the $50 tip I had given her earlier. I was going to give her a $20 instead but thought even that would be a wasted investment.
She progressed the body touching (it really couldn't be considered a massage) and asked if I want extra which I answered "no thank you" to; knowing that it would be better just throwing a $20 bill into the ocean & watching it get carried away to sea; at least that would be interesting watching it happen & the waves would be more into it.
About 2 minutes after I declined extras she said "time up".
I turned around & looked at the clock & it was at least 20-25mins before the end of the massage (not even including the 10mins to wash / clean / change) as massages consist of 30/30 split; part 1 & part 2.
I questioned her on the time put my face back down & she continued the body touching; so she knows that she tried to time-cheat me.
At this stage I had had enough with the terrible massage that I asked her for a warm towel to clean away the oil. She left & came back & poked me & said "here, do it yourself". Wow... what service this girl has...
I did as she instructed & cleaned myself up as she watched, I got dressed & left the establishment.
I do not know why she gave such poor service when I gave her a $50 tip before the massage began, had my face down the whole massage & never tried to touch her as I am always a gentleman when visiting massage parlours. Maybe she doesn't like servicing white customers; I do not mind in the slightest but let me know & i will not book her, give me a heads-up & I will take my money to another girl.
Review:
Looks: not my regular cup of tea but wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt from the great reviews and I like trying new girls. She had her clothes on the entire time so I cannot accurately give a description of her body.
Attitude: 2/10: She said "thanks" when i gave her a $50 bill at the start of massage saying this tip is for you. From reports she was supposed to be an upcoming star. Hahaha how ludicrous when she would be competing for customers with cherry, shirley & renee; all girls who know what service is.
Service: 3/10: I gave her a 3 because when i asked for a hot towel & she brought back a wet (cold) rag & said "here u go do it yourself?!"
WTF this is the first time in my years of punting when a ml hasn't done the hot towel after a massage and a customer is to do it himself.
Her massage skills leave a lot to be desired. She has a lot to learn.
Overall experience: A door handle has more personality & I wished I had booked another one of Posh's terrific line-up.
Never again!
I have had some dud punts in my time but very few have been as bad as my most recent punt with Carli.
Wow... it really brings down Posh's good name with great girls working.
I've had great experiences with Renee; the best mouth in the business and she's also got so much to say & a great personality
Shirley; the best tits for miles
Cherri; the hottest girl at posh & so young!
I truly hope that the following is not why I got such bad service, but maybe Posh needs to put a disclaimer on its roster which girls prefer not to serve whites & are Asian only. It would make the whole interaction win-win for punters and shop alike.
Because from all my times visiting the girls I've had such a great time and will definitely visit Posh again but will without a doubt never book Carli or recommend her to anyone. I am quite disappointed that I was unable to experience what other bros have stated are her many qualities because I was really looking forward to a good punt.