Care to share your near miss story uncle Flintstone?
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Yup, loan sharks are the worst. I know it very well cause of my parents and relatives being idiots.
Anyway I saw this ml while back and apparently she got sharked. With loan sharks they charge high interest and eventually you're not even paying off the principle but just the interest. They're too scared to do anything cause they think they may get killed off. Or yet lost reputation..
So this ml is just doing massages and cbj.
Despite feeling bad for her
I didn't tip her. She looked 50
Be smart, don't be a sucker, don't be a simp, but at the same time don't be an arsehole and don't close your heart to the many wonders and beauty that life can offer you.
Absolute gold, though I continually break the first few... some of the regular places I visit remind me to say it's my girlfriend if I ever get asked why i send money... I have a few girlfriends then.
I have dated a ML for a while which is also a problem. She is pushing for a visa...
I would put a caveat on those rules. "Just live your life, be a good human, don't trust any one and have fun f@#k the rules"
Unfortunately, fucking hookers is still not socially acceptable, despite all the recent changes that have occurred in society. You can’t really “fuck the rules” if you value your job, your family and friends.
MLs only date mongers for the visa. It’s good you’re aware of that. Once the visa chop is in her passport and your money is hers, it’s goodbye Mr. Monger
38 years refined down to 9 very wise commandments- respect
Possible additions
always clear cache and/or 'recent searches' on maps after checking out new locations on phone
Oh so close for this novice
All bookings and visits solely in WeChat app
Haha pretty much. Been mongering since I was 18! Just addicted to pussy. Can’t help it. I’d hate to think how much I’ve spent on women, but it’s what keeps me sane. Just came back from Bali and on me last day had a three girl, 1-hour massage with all three wanking me off for $50. I played with their tits as well. The chicks’ ages were 18,19 and 26.
Also good to clear your car’s sat nav memory. Don’t want the missus to enter something, and on last trips, “Marlene’s Brothel” comes up.
LTD Mr Flinstone! One good tip I remember some other punter mentioned on here in possiblity another thread is to use the 'Waze' app instead over all other options such as car sat nav, google maps etc. Much more user friendly (to delete addresses) and disguised under the use of community alerts on the road amongst other things
Good advice
May I add
6. Use a burner phone - I have 3 of them. If you do collect a number write it down out of sequence ie- write 0410 121 456 as 0410 456 121 and label it as a work contact.
8. Not true at all. Had plenty of gifts and free sessions over the years with no payback at all
10. Always shower after a session and make sure you clean your face thoroughly. Then do not give the WL a kiss as you leave or you may leave a tell tale mark
11. Wear a cologne that overpowers any perfume the WL may wear/use
12. Only punt when you know where your partner is or is not.
13. Do not film the action or take any photos of the WL
14. Do not act weird afterwards, your partner will know
15. Do not get the WL preggers. Pretty obvious but don't even risk it. I am snipped so I am ok
16. Do not be seen out and about with a WL for dinner or coffee unless you have a good cover story prepared to explain why you were there and who she is.
17. Never ever cause a scene at a brothel. Last thing you want is a policeman knocking on your door during family dinner
18.Do not write about yourself or your deeds on a forum....lol.....if you do use a username that is not unique so any google search makes it hard to find your posts.
It goes without saying that you should delete any chats or txts on any platform after the event and not save any history on your browser or google account
40 years plus of punting and married very very happily almost as long.
How many of the 18 have I broken? 9 at various times but in my defence I have also saved a few ladies over the years. More importantly have not been caught out.
Not sure if these have been mentioned before but here goes:
- Never try to call your partner within 2 hours before a punt. Don’t try to call her “just to check out what she’s up to”. 2 reasons this could very well back fire on you. She might get suspicious from the call, and more importantly she might not pick up the call. Is she doesn’t pick up, that’s it you’re farked. For the next few hours you’re going to have to expect a return call from her!
- every so often, don’t pick up her call. Create a pattern over time of not being available, for any silly reason you can think of. Then you can go punting, not pick up the call, and it wouldn’t look suspicious.
Another solid punting tactic is to use a secure folder or similar app on your phone to install messaging apps. And only use these apps to book punts. It's much easier to avoid leaving a trail this way.
Those secure apps are used to install a separate version of an app in a secure location on your phone. They can only be accessed with a password (make this different to your normal phone login) and turn off notifications for that install. Nobody but you will know it's there.
I think this is less suspicious than having a second phone.
burner phone is ideal, otherwise use skype or a virtual phone number to make phone calls, this way it isn't on the bill
Nothing suspicious about a password protected folder eh?
If your partner is korean or Japanese or regional Philo to name a few it might work.
Just leave the second phone at work or tell your wife it is a work phone and never leave it anywhere she can see it so she isn't tempted to ask about it.
Massage oil can also be a problem, our skin becomes very soft and partner can worry about it and can ask some questions.Especially that with age the skin becomes rough.:cool2: