Nuru Master Disaster

https://brisbane.locanto.com.au/ID_5...xperience.html
https://www.scarletamour.com/au/bris...81f740ef1c99b4

0468337547 - 275 Wickham st Fortitude Vally

Morning gents. So i fucked up plain and simple. Was near by last night so thought i'd drop in and try it out since who doesn't love a good nuru massage, it's usually a safe bet if they are actually use real nuru gel. Turned up and she was on the older, shorter plumper side, which is fine it was late and figured i was there so i'll see maybe the technique makes up for it. It didn't.
Just kinda slid or flopped around for 10 - 15 minutes then asked me to turn over, another 10 - 15 minutes and it was just about over. I'd booked an hour so i asked about the rest of the massage which was just zero effort for 5 minutes , got up showered and left. Incase you're wondering she does offer extras and FS for an extra Pineapple but it's already way over priced and not worth it. Just avoid lads. Let my bad luck be your good fortune

Many Thanks Bro was tossing up excuse the pun also

Hard to understand how these places survive. It looks overpriced to begin with. No girl pic ( if I'm going to a new place based on the picture, I always ask if the pic is real first and walk if not). So many good places with attractive girls.

Thanks for taking the hit. Was also considering visiting this one, but finding good nuru in Brisbane is like chasing the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

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Originally Posted by GeorgeJetson

Thanks for taking the hit. Was also considering visiting this one, but finding good nuru in Brisbane is like chasing the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

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Glad i could help a few lads save some money. if you want a good nuru massage and don't mind traveling to the southside i'm happy to recommend someone

Always interested in a Southside mission

I just visited this woman at the same address
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/P...nt/Daisysymoo/

The "verified photos" are fake and she looked very much like your description.

Avoid at all costs.

Do we have a thread stickied to the top of the forum we can putting in a list of fakes and to avoid?

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Originally Posted by squigglysquid

Do we have a thread stickied to the top of the forum we can putting in a list of fakes and to avoid?

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Most are fake ha ha any real ones everyone keeps secret which is bizarre because regardless they are getting banged - despite everyone trying to keep them secret

Sad part is the protectors are exposing the girls yes heaps more deadbeats and randoms - even if you think or they say they are getting banged - anything you are doing others are getting same it more

I am a fan of a list or method of avoiding obvious and passing on to others and then happily work the rest out as most peoples taste is different

I have heard of a register of punter black lists but it’s usually the upper end of town where they share that around time wasters

My first rules that I have been known to break for private’s is a very quick scripted response is not good, photos provided worse - always available, common addresses or hotels if you have bothered to get there and general too good to be true - a hit cheap girl is available and does everything….a few beers and I seem to forget these simple rules….

The gems will either be a nightmare to book (hence maybe not top if pile), have a strict process or have a fair but firm approach (my fav)

It all comes with risk so if you ask dairy and reasonable questions you can make a call - demanding things will put any girl off but asking for more where more money involved is sometimes fair - however if your paying $600 per hour, if you see verified photos, a review snd a twitter account attached to onlyfans - either pay it or walk on - regardless of your view - and trust me right now that’s the sweet spot for a good 1 hour service with some decent inclusive I’llns standard

where WL's are concerned, prices like 130/30min or 140/30min, don't bother. pics are photoshopped and mostly used by 40+ year olds.

Asians use fake pics true, but Aussies use pics that are easily 20 years out of date.

pay attention to things that are being said in here. PM the person if you think he can give good recommendations. no one will openly tell you gems for fear the weirdos find their way there too.

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Originally Posted by Oldred

Glad i could help a few lads save some money. if you want a good nuru massage and don't mind traveling to the southside i'm happy to recommend someone

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Interested in a good nuru massage on southside-you can dm if you prefer

Oldred can pm details thanks!

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Originally Posted by APL

Many Thanks Bro was tossing up excuse the pun also

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where's the pun dickhead ?

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Originally Posted by fi1teredglue

where's the pun dickhead ?

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how about this one :

https://brisbane.locanto.com.au/ID_2...py-ending.html

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Originally Posted by fi1teredglue

where's the pun dickhead ?

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Looking forward to your insight & comments in another 3 months time
but than again I've got a life