Options when shops are closed

Ok boys I think we're in for a tough few weeks ahead. So as a community service lets be proactive and give some ideas on how to survive the troubled times ahead.
Favourite websites, ideas to get your fix.
Lets support each other so we can pull though this together. lol

Websites - My offerings = PornDude.com - wide range of sites, search engines, particularly like sex stories site - some good reading
Other options - well don't mind sitting at Sbank or Garden City Shop centre and watching the widlife.

I've spent some time at Sunybank Kmart at the Zaraffas coffee shop, nice corner position.

It's still nicer to get some chat with our massage girls though. Hard for old farts like me to strike up a conversation.

Have to break out tinder i suppose

This is the time where established private relations with ex-ML work well. Besides that the higher price points seem to be a bit safer, at least you know they've only been contacted by 3 - 5 people compared to the 3 other ML and the 15 + odd clients in the shop in a day.

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Originally Posted by bouncybouncy

Have to break out tinder i suppose

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Oh dear. I thought the reason old duffers like us were on this great site was to avoid Tinder. I can’t funk my grandma.

Buy a fleshlight

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Originally Posted by Mickeydrippen

Oh dear. I thought the reason old duffers like us were on this great site was to avoid Tinder. I can’t funk my grandma.

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You must be like me. When I try Tinder I'm matching with 55 year old grandmas and having to plead to get anything.