“I want to go on a date with you”. Seriously, this is bad.
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“I want to go on a date with you”. Seriously, this is bad.
"I want you to pay child support. I have 6 kids"
"You're exactly my type"
"You have a nice little cock."
"No need to tip .. we're going to be forever "
"In the lineup we were discussing who you were going to pick this time" lol
First one still haunts me, I feel better about the second 20 years later
The one that almost made my dick go soft was"I think our baby will look cute"
You single?
So strong.
You live by yourself?
Come back again tomorrow
"I want your cock in every hole you can think of"
I realised later, the nostril was not one of them.
“My dog stepped on a bee”
I’m tired, you get on top.