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Awesome, TallFocker aka Alan86 is back.

If blokes like this are welcome on the forum, please ban me. My previous username was Frank_Zane. I wrote a bad review of 5Star then called Wilisno a...

Shooter has a lot of feelings.

Because you brought up The Punisher in another thread I threw this on and now I can't sleep. Lying here seething and sweaty from how utterly badass Biohazard are and...

Longest, maybe Karen/Nana. Been a few years, maybe 2 or 3, nothing epic though like with your ladyfriend Brothelcreeper.

I tend to start strong, burn bright with a WL for a short period, then do...

Perks of Being a Wall Flower?

Oh, shit, you mean The Feels of Being a Fuck-Off-I'm-not-Crying-It's-Allergies?

All I could see was the message like 2 down where Alan86 acts like a giant vagina because someone threatened him online.

Grown men who use "hehe".

10/10 traaaaaaaaaack.

If there's an Aus99 roadtrip, you can have first choice on the playlist.



Youth Gone Wild is an immortal traaaaaaack, but I went Monkey Business for the fact that:
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He was definitely loose. But, credit where credit is due, he PM'd the way he posted, and lived the way he PM'd.

Fuck, that was deep. I'm trademarking that.

Srs though, hope he comes back. I'm...

You seem pretty salty that your small window into Christmas's world has closed slightly. Stay strong brother.

Nah, I don't think so. 69 was a sikkunt. He lived life to the fullest. Bullshit Dildo is rubbish.

Personal forum theme song:

Korn - A.D.I.D.A.S

https://youtu.be/9lCKFk7ya3U

I'll see your Gunners and raise you a Skid Row:

https://youtu.be/KyGmUXvSHLE

Lol I know ay. Kingwally probably travels in a 3 car caravan with spotters stationed at peak vantage points and air support.

Sheri at 533 is pretty cute. Good service. Maya was another good one but she hasn't been rostered in a while.

Actually wasn't he a pest too? He was either a pest or a cunt, I can't quite remember.

That's messed up. Some of those poor blokes have to sit for the bulk of the day. His arse must have been killing him after that.

What about the plants bro? What about the plants?



Maybe cause they didn't get raped? People tend to cause a fuss when that happens.

Best shop in Sydney. Had some run of the mill punts there, but the bulk of them have been bloody good. Was there on Friday and spotted two slim, new, young WL's. One of them had a mad phat arse as...

The potted plant story was gold. He got a strong pass and a "....what a lad" reaction from me.

But then I heard he actually raped a few women and he never actually waters his potted plants, just...

Oath. The Corey's were talking about the sick shit that happens almost 2 decades ago. On that topic, that Bryan Singer shit got buried pretty quick. Pedo.

Feels brah. I know these feels.

It's unfortunate because whilst sites like this are a great resource, they also push businesses into a corner to pigeon-hole girls and remove any sense of...

Fair call. I guess like a slightly above room temperature glass of water? You wouldn't turn it down, but at the same time you wouldn't call your mate afterwards and proclaim "....sickest glass of...

Cunt.

Also, a lot of the Miramax "bro's" are starting to look like pieces of shit too (Damon, Affleck, etc). Not speaking out is almost as bad as being complicit.

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Her service was "....quite generic" but she got an A? Al

With that being said, 5Star does freak out if their reviews aren't 100% glowing so not much you can do really.

Yeah he's been quiet lately. More than a few times his wisdom would have been appreciated.

Tell ya what though, i definitely wouldn't rob a bank with him. He'd sing like a canary as soon as he...

I have a question for you:

Are you a big Breakfast Club/Dick Vernon fan? Because you've made two references to it now, and I fucking love that movie.

Guarantee Lenka's next question will be if I've ever cum on or in a monkey.

For real though, are we all allowed to verbally attack and abuse paying advertisers on the forum now? I thought that was...

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Nah it was a comment i made which I then regretted and deleted. I was just stirring because one of P Man's old profiles got banned for sharing info on a foursome he had. I...

Are you asking if a prostate massage helps with ejaculation? Ugh, yeah. Pretty sure by definition that's it's goal. The main function of the prostate is to secrete a fluid that is one of the main...