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I said it couldn't get worse. Obviously it could.

You know, if you're paying for sex, for the same price you can have a younger, hotter, slimmer, prettier one with nice boobs that smells and...

Oh well, everybody had to start somewhere. Can only get better from here.

Agree with the ladyboy theory. Boobs are obviously plastic, waist-hip ratio is consistent with a slim male, as are the hands and face. You have been warned.

For the benefit of other punters, the ad is another bait-and-switch scam.

The only upside to the experience was finding myself in Springwood, with Green Tea Massage on the way home where I found a...

Ad looks like catfish bait. You have been warned.

Well that didn't last long. Only available Mon-Fri between 8 and 8, so I try to contact her on Tues and her ad's gone. I'm sure it wasn't anything you said/did, roro827.

If you're shy, don't go to a shop. Visit a Thai babe in her apartment, like Nicole or Mandy. Much more private experience. Yes, you do need to book ahead. Don't worry, they only do R'n'T. (They won't...

Yimi & AS are close enough together that you can crawl from one to the other and back if they don't have one who can launch your ship. Sometimes it's a challenge to find a hot one without any plastic.

She used to live on the northside, so it's probably the same MiuMiu. If that's the case, she's not exactly new at this, but I'd have to say she still has a tight snatch for a PML who's been around...

She has a lot of rules, but she only wants to avoid rough treatment, by idiots who have hurt her or ripped her off in the past. She says she'll penalize you if you leave a bruise or other mark on her...

Better to marry someone who you'd launch a ship for than a nice girl who ticks your boxes. Whether it fails or not is entirely up to the work and attitude put into it by both parties.

If a girl...

Nicole has a hot body, but she's not as pretty as some others. Katie is similar but has plastic boobs. In case you're not into that.

I call this the "wow factor" moment. When this happened to me, I ended up marrying her.

In most other cases it's the effect of post-orgasmic endorphins on your reptilian brain.

Thanks for the tip, flamejob. On the strength of it I ventured down to Beenleigh to visit this HAB.

It was well worth the trip. Pretty in my opinion, probably older than 24, but not much older...

Pics may be real, but I reckon boobs aren't. In one of her shots you can see a semicircular scar under her areola. Side shot when lying down is also suspect.

Was seriously considering visiting...

I have yet to see an ad promoting "real photos" that was actually made by the girl in the photos. I suppose you could ask for a shot of her navel only, next to today's paper, risking that you'll...

Highlight: Had dinner at La Defense, a megabrothel in Bangkok which has its own restaurant. You can go there to eat and check out the selection, no obligation to buy. Next time I'll share dinner with...

Her name is Momoko Hayakawa.

http://www.javplanet.com/av/momoko_hayakawa/tko.html

It's nice that you can still be thanked 5 years after posting hot pics.

Now who can identify this HAB?
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Yeah, and I just checked street view. It's still a strip joint - Love and Rockets.

Meanwhile Bad Girls on Stanley St underwent real estate rehab and is now an obstetric clinic.

All her reviews said she didn't do FS, but I considered myself one of the lucky few who enjoyed her from my 2nd visit. Not for long, though. Very tight pussy.

She was the only blonde I ever...

I've never been to Players. The "shower" was actually a wardrobe with sliding mirrored doors. Inside the wardrobe it was tiled with a shower rose at one end.

My 2nd punt ever was in c.2004 with a Swedish R&T expert called Bianca, who operated out of a rented house in Graceville (IIRC). Great massage technique and nude bodyslide. I found her on...

Thanks.

The lengths we had to go to, in order to avoid committing an act of prostitution. It was the first and last time I paid to watch a chick get naked through a shower screen. What a joke!...

Gotta love the sex trade in Qld. I had my first massage ever at D&P too. Total prick-tease experience but I came out with my virginity intact.

It was DIY happy ending while my masseuse gave me a...

I said I'd never been there before, and I don't plan to go back. I simply shared the tip for other punters who want to try something different from R&T/illegal FS in massage shops that can be raided...

You can touch them for $60 minimum, but wet and soapy costs double. I enjoyed it.

I don't measure these experiences in $$$ per min. For me it's more about quality. I prefer to spend more for prime...

Sadly, when you add up the cash and time investment to get this far with an amateur g/f, you're still ahead with the stripper. Jeez, I only had to cough up $255 and I was cupping her soapy boobs 25...

It's $85 for 15 min dry lapdance. Double the rate for skin-to-skin contact with wet naked barely-legal goddess with soaped-up perfect tits inviting you to massage her anywhere you like but down...

Visited Showgirls in Brisbane for first time ever. 24 girls available, so if there isn't someone there who appeals to your taste, you might be gay.

Saw a girl with possibly the most perfect body...

She is good at massage, bodyslide. BJ, HJ I've had better.

No like breast fondling or having her nipples squeezed. You can shower with her, but it's like a no-touch carwash.

For maximum...