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Fuck Sydney, De Wallen is the bees knees of punting. Red light is where chicks hangout and blue light is where chick-boys hang out,

Nah that's a chinese MILF joint and the entrance is on the left, there used to be a Thai place operating out of Croydon Park it was a house on the corner of Burwood Rd and Georges River Rd....chicks...

If this was Lord of the Rings those eyes would be believable.

When you get to that age you tend to forget the minor details

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Are you are cross dresser bro?

The beauty of a woman is found first thing in the morning when she wakes up.
Take away the photoshop, mascara, primer, foundation, nail polish, hair dye, lipstick, eye liner, blush etc and you'll...

There's a lot of thirsty and desperate dudes out there, for certain there'd be a few simps paying that amount and more including tips, expensive gifts, perfumes, morning/evening texts, dinner...

The only strategy a punter should have is not to catch the feels or fall in love with a sex worker, now try and get 95% of the blokes here to stick to that strategy.

Smaller tits are generally more sensitive to nipple play than the big cans.
Bolt-ons also impact the sensitivity of nipple play.

The only 2 things needing to go down is a chick and the zipper on your pants

Here you go bro, now put a melody and some chords on it (and don't forget to throw in a few G strings)

Verse 1:
I thought I had it all, with my ML by my side
But now she's left me in the dust,...

In your case the plane taxiied the runway for an extended period of time before taking off

You need to do all 3 ie mouth, ass and pussy
Imagine going to a fucken restaurant and only being served the dessert or just the entree... that's totally fucked. You need the 3 course experience.

Thanks bro. Although some cunts could do with mineral turps and/or general purpose hydrochloric liquid cleaner

Nice work F0x, I'll add some proverbs to your bible.

- For blokes the difference between sex and love, is that sex relieves tension while love causes it.

- For chicks sex is like rain, they...

I don't fucken get it, blokes arguing and debating on how chicks squirt.....it a piece of piss!

The reverse should also apply to blokes who seek bbbj's from chicks with halitosis. If the chick has bad breath and offers you bbbj go for cbj instead - you'll save your penis from getting a migraine.

What about the fucken mouth, when does that come into the PH equation?

I've had the misfortune of copping a nosefull from dragon breath office workers and WLs.
Chicks should filter out any cunts...

Chicks have been between a soft and a hard cock since the fucken dawn of time, and while sex, pussies, and testosterone continues to exist, prostitution will thrive regardless of fucken wars,...

This article spills the beans on the countries where this shit is common - and relatives includes in-laws, step-parents, step-siblings, adopted parents, half-siblings, aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews,...

Excuse my anal retentiveness, but the phrase should read '......FIV then squirts through to completion'

Perhaps these chicks have some sort of 'closing down' sale promotion ie when their legs will permanently close?

If only they had 'BOGOF' deals, now that would be great!.....but not Black Friday...

....And some become extra sensitive

This site keeps on giving and goes to places where no other forum dares to go. Its ethos loosely based on 'let's just fucken put it out there' is what makes this site unique, popular and polarizing....

A question for the accomplished aficionados and appreciators of well formed pussies - If ideal measurements-ratios exist for tits, waist & hips, does anyone know if there's an equivalent...

Sounds like the little fella got a Chinese burn rather than a choker hold

Yeah, with the stealthing laws several states have criminalised the act ie considered as a sexual assault. A few other dopey states haven't criminalised the act yet.

Oral hyegene is key....It makes you wonder how many bros got a dose of oral chlamydya or oral syphillis from bb-bbbj?

Sounds like her psychology was at odds with her physiology.
Blokes experience a similar struggle between the little head and the big head