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Would it be worth mentioning to the WL/ML that it's your first time???

Thanks for the tip. I need a good solid massage. How much for extras?

Have been meaning to give these guys a go, but they shut too early for me at 7pm. Found a recent ad which is very suggestive of options.
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Dang too bad she don't offer FS. I've never been to a FS girl that looked as good as her.

The women always suspect something especially if you've been caught before for something as benign as watching pr0n at home.
Mine keeps asking me who I've been talking to at work or why I come...

Tell me about it. Since having kids, the only thing going anywhere near my donger was Mrs Palmer. Probably had a poke twice last year with the Mrs. I don't blame her though. Kids are a handful...

Hahah, another lesson I learned the hard way.

Chrome is your enemy as it tracks everything you search/download and makes it available to every device you're signed into including (you guessed it)...

Avoid iMessage!!!!

To save on iTunes purchases ($9.99), I let my Mrs sign in with my account on her phone so she can download an app and use it on her phone for free. I forgot to sign out...