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Rimming is fucken super important, it's a bit like sex without daty, or having scones without cream

Queue jumping is totally fucked especially if you're at a medical centre, bank or an airport terminal, but there are exceptions.

So you're at the local supermarket getting some milk, and the...

You mean it's easier for men to marry whoever/whenever they want, but women whenever they can.

But it's also easier for women to fuck whoever/whenever they want, but men whenever they can.
...

For the bros. doing it tough, here's a few words of encouragement from a prolific masturbator

https://youtu.be/oapoCDhcY2g?si=Qm8sWdqkPmPQhS5t

All corporates (especially large ones) suffer the Peter principle. And incompetence runs wild in the public sector.

Free bareback is the ultimate gift a woman can give a man

This shit right here, is real talk!

I've banged enough divorcees, single mums, and unhappy partners and wives to validate the statement.

In the right circumstances and context, punting of any...

And not to be confused with the rubbery/latex taste after giving cbj's all day

https://www.locanto.com.au/sydney/ID_5008154781/Margarita-s-Adult-Professional-Sensual-Erotic-Nude-Massage.html

And so will a kid......so the OP could be fucked either way

It seems there's variou definitions and interpretations of what GFE and PSE is or at least should be.

From a purist PoV I'm of the opinion that both PSE and GFE must include DFK with raw dog and...

Yep, can't argue with this. GFE is relative and contextual to the individuals experience.

A teen's definition of GFE might be hand holding and lip pecking, but for a seasoned punter GFE could mean...

Extreme pse should include bareback, I mean when was the last fucken time you saw a good porno and rubbers were used

Bro, the most important advice anyone here can give you is not to fall in love or catch the feels for a WL
There's a ton of threads with pages and pages of advice, yet every day some poor cunt ends...

WL not providing advertised services v Shop not providing advertised WLs

There's gotta be a connection between both.

I've seen a few Uber eats and Deliveroos take meals into shops, though most chicks would prefer a happy meal over a Big Whopper. Some like to wrap the Big Mac before getting the 1/4 pounder. Either...

So you're saying there's two possible scenarios here

Next time = no thanks, your not my type, and you're grotesque

Next time = I'm horny, I'm into you, I wanna fuck you but I'm on the rags

If she's a regular keep a tab on her cycles, it comes handy when booking and taking things further

You gotta stimulate the pussy between the ears before you get the chocolate starfish

Like mullets, very few people can pull off a beard

You've described the typical day of an Aussie battler

Here you go Andy knock yourself out - https://thaigirlmag.com/thai-girl-price/

caveat emptor: you might find some lady boys in the mix
https://partybangkok.com/thai-models/

The same question could asked - what sort of TikTok sex worker could you get for $2,500 an hour.
There are countless of thirsty desperate simps out there that'll pay any amount just for a bit of...

The trick is to go commando and not wear undies, and plenty of guys do it

The only 2 gifts you don't wanna be getting from a sex worker is an STD or an unplanned pregnancy.

You can also get a Thai harem for a week.

As a rough guide to rent a Thai chick per day (in baht):

Normal girls: 500 – 2.000
Bar girls: 1,500 – 5,000
Party models: 5.000 – 20.000
Thai...

It seems every man and his fucken dog has been approached by a WL to become a Visa or PR mule. With a an average going rate of $80k paid in several instalments (or milestones) ensures the mule...

Knock yourself out bro

https://immi.homeaffairs.gov.au/visas/getting-a-visa/visa-listing/prospective-marriage-300

That's a fucken long career bro! You're due for a long service (pun intended)

Fuck Sydney, De Wallen is the bees knees of punting. Red light is where chicks hangout and blue light is where chick-boys hang out,