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You guys sniffing out viruses, bacteria and disease like beagles crack me up 🤣

Or he works in a fish market and really knows his tuna from his flounder

It's normal for tales of battles with dragons to be passed down from generation to generation in the hope that the next lot know what to do when faced with the horror first hand... run lest ye be...

So youre about 400 years old? Lol

That's the South American aesthetic. Slim with a big ass, big thighs and big tits.
Kinda hot!

I saw Nikki Summers a while ago in the new farm area. She has huge natural H cup tits. Saw her late one night for an oily Spanish session and was very impressed. Nice person too. Have seen her ads...

Lotus has Chinese boilers and Olympic is new so could be hit or miss? Also I noticed there will be a new shop opening in Burpengary this Saturday also.

Joe with the silver lining! Haha

That's traumatising to look at...

...Titty Twister!

Yeah, Alice is Asian for starters and way cheaper. This one looks to be some poor kids grandma.
Stamp the number 70 on your bingo board lads haha

I personally like her awkward, kinda nerdy style. We had a good chat too about her cat haha. I thought her rig was pretty good also. Each to their own I guess!

And for how long afterwards were you walking like a pair of pliers? 😋

They will first have to find you to paternity test you. Along with the 50 other dudes who hosed her out that week alone I'm sure. Because, let's be real here, if she's offering that to you, she's...

I sent her a message mate.

Inflation has hit the second one hard... $200 for a bj / $700 Fs. Yikes!

Mike Python
Evander Holycock

I can almost guarantee he chose that spot because he could see you and your lady. It's what they do mate... If you're into exhibitionism and voyeurism it's hog heaven. But it's not for everyone

Last time I was there we parked up at Skygarden and the freelancers approached us. But that was pre covid, pre law change regarding sex etc.

My guess is if you're used to Thailand you will be a...

Looks fake to me mate. Will likely be one of those monsters who hide behind the door when you enter

I second this. I sent her a text a while back and she launched into a huge tirade about Indians. She's completely bonkers... So is probably an awesome root hahaha
Roll the dice mate!

Nudgee beach is a bit of a hot spot. But be prepared for others to roll up and watch haha.
Can be like trying to shit while the kids are home... ffs can't I get 2 mins to myself without anyone...

Hahaha you'll need lvl 99 stamina to defeat her strong boiler spells

Three years to smash? You have the patience of a bloody Tibetan monk. But why give up now keep trekking to that next peak! Mount St. Anal. Lol.

Sounds hectic... Never go full hectic bro.

I know this wont help but you can pick up el cheapo burners from just about anywhere these days that have basic smartphone functionality.

I dunno... I can see 2 good reasons to visit her hahaha

If you let her get into your head it's over. Better off keeping it transactional. Can't make a hoe into a housewife

We've seen too many movies mate haha

Is that the 700 year old Chinese dragon in nundah? I think I backed away from that 20 years ago. She was old back then, id hate to lay eyes on her now

I used to see Kiki Vidis a bit back in the day. She was a real cool chick. Seems that shes back doing scenes again in the U.S. this time in the MILF genre