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  1. [Girl info] Pics are accurate, but definitely outdated. Titts...

    Pics are accurate, but definitely outdated. Titts are fantastic and eager to please but as vanilla as they come. However, CBJ was off the scales! I was going to ask her to slow down / stop but it was...
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    [General Talk] Great Idea! You should definitely do that! ...

    Great Idea!

    You should definitely do that!

    You don't know how Facebook works do you?
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    [General Talk] Irony. As a side note, there's always Yimi's.

    Irony.

    As a side note, there's always Yimi's.
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    [General Talk] Whoa duuuude! You are one bad arse mother fucker!...

    Whoa duuuude! You are one bad arse mother fucker!

    Seriously man, those movies are not real and the characters are fictional.

    Just like you big boy.

    Maybe you could take a cute little...
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    [General Talk] More than likely a little from column A, and a...

    More than likely a little from column A, and a little from column B.
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    [General Talk] Genius. Obviously an abused child.

    Genius.

    Obviously an abused child.
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    [General Talk] Ummm.... Aren't you Wang? Do you think before you...

    Ummm.... Aren't you Wang? Do you think before you post?

    Irony.
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    [Shop info] I spotted a new Mohzi shop on Beaudesert Road at...

    I spotted a new Mohzi shop on Beaudesert Road at Moorooka. It's open until 9pm, but the general opinion of these shops is no extra'a offered. It's a shame, it's pretty convenient for me. I may still...
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    face palm level = 100

    Jesus dude, are you thick? We're not the same person. I just simply trolled a troll. Hence the name Heisen"turd". Taking the piss out of Heisenberg/Hymen/Walter and whatever names it goes by.

    Fuck...
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    Social Retard

    You really need to get out more dude....

    Either that or lurk more, post less.
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    Trollolololol

    Such a genius.
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    Great Service

    I saw Lexi again today for the second time. Wow, even more passionate than the first time. She is such such a naturally friendly person, I almost forgot I was there to pay for sex. Now that all of...
  13. [Girl info] No worries. I just sent you a text.

    No worries. I just sent you a text.
  14. [Girl info] Bummer....

    Google searched pics, fake. All over the interwebz.
  15. [Girl info] Meh....

    Fantastic CBJ. About ten years older than advertised. Othervise as vanilla as they come. Better VFM at AS or Yimi.
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    Mind = BLOWN

    I finally had the opportunity to see this lovely girl today, and boy, it was worth the wait! Lexi was very patient with me leading up to the booking, as my work kept getting in the way.

    I found...
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    I've been trying to make a booking with this...

    I've been trying to make a booking with this little cutie for the past two weeks. Our schedules just haven't synced yet. Hopefully soon.
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    Seriously Bro, spelling and grammar are your...

    Seriously Bro, spelling and grammar are your friends. Your posts make you seem borderline retarded.
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    [Girl info] I've seen Suzy a couple of times. I recommend...

    I've seen Suzy a couple of times. I recommend trying 30 min session as hour tends to get a bit repetitive. Although a little older, pic are real - she's very petite. Good VFM IMHO.
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    Just to clarify

    I signed up to this forum for the first time a week ago, although I have lurked for a while.

    I have been a contributing member of PP forum since the beginning of this year.

    Walter has started...
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    nice diversion cunt bubble. Any hints on...

    nice diversion cunt bubble. Any hints on uploading pics from jelly bean pic gallery to a thread would be much appreciated guys!
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    Dinner, beer, and a broken arm are on offer dude....

    Dinner, beer, and a broken arm are on offer dude. What's your excuse now?

    You never turn up.
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    I'm cooking up a curry for dinner. Happy to keep...

    I'm cooking up a curry for dinner. Happy to keep a bowl for you. Popeye, you're welcome too if you need a feed and a beer before wasting your time with this fucktard. I'ts hungry business feeding...
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    You have my real address. The reason I posted it...

    You have my real address. The reason I posted it is because I know you won't show. I'm kicking back, watching some Bellator. Just turn up, make my dogs bark, that's all the excuse I need to...
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    Jesus dude, how can I make it any easier for you?...

    Jesus dude, how can I make it any easier for you? Quit the excuses man. You have my address. Just come over as promised and give me a hiding! After all, I'm just some gutless maggot cunt right?...
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    Just come over dude. I couldn't be any more...

    Just come over dude. I couldn't be any more transparent. I'm home alone, I'll even have a beer and a yarn with you after you dick tuck again. Plenty of grass in my front yard for your safety.
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    Google maps - street view dickhead.

    Google maps - street view dickhead.
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    As expected. I really can't make it any easier...

    As expected. I really can't make it any easier for you. Hopefully Popeye will have more luck.
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    Kids and wife are out. I'm out the front with a...

    Kids and wife are out. I'm out the front with a beer in my hand.
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    let's go all out!

    seeing as you wasted by time again, I'm going to give you my address as requested!

    10 Konda Street Riverhills.
    Red letter box.
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