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  1. [General Talk] Exactly. Police don't care that it's a brothel. ...

    Exactly. Police don't care that it's a brothel. Same thing would have went down if the operator was running a gift shop and selling drugs on the side.



    Correct again brother. The big money...
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    [General Talk] You had to amuse yourself somehow in those kind...

    You had to amuse yourself somehow in those kind of situations. Kind of a "stress relief". :)
  3. [General Talk] You're welcome mate, and others who are enjoying...

    You're welcome mate, and others who are enjoying this instalment of Underbelly! :)



    Yes. Raids by Police that is - not raids by Council or immigration because that's not their jurisdiction.
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  4. [General Talk] You can be charged with drug use. It's an...

    You can be charged with drug use. It's an offence. If they suspect you're on an illicit substance then they can arrest you and take you for a blood or urine test. If it's pot you could just get a...
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    [General Talk] No need. Just bang on the wall, I may be in the...

    No need. Just bang on the wall, I may be in the next room.



    Nah, too much flat pack furniture - overrides the benefits of their socially progressive culture.
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    [General Talk] If the fine was issued in Bairnsdale, Victoria...

    If the fine was issued in Bairnsdale, Victoria then Parramatta, NSW is as relevant as Stockholm, Sweden.
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    [General Talk] For the record - I WAS a cop. Not a frigging...

    For the record - I WAS a cop. Not a frigging lawyer! :)

    And now, in Legal Advice Hour, let's hear from our Defective Detective himself, mister FMH.... yay, crowd goes wild...

    Based on what...
  8. [General Talk] Lot of "ifs" and "variables" there. If it's...

    Lot of "ifs" and "variables" there.

    If it's Council or Immigration - nothing.

    If it's Police, that's different. You're not in a public place, you're on private property. You can be drunk all...
  9. [General Talk] Some development is exempt from requiring...

    Some development is exempt from requiring development consent. A commercial use of a commercial premises, is one such example provided it meets certain criteria. Still requires construction...
  10. [General Talk] I have a few ex-cop mates who left the force and...

    I have a few ex-cop mates who left the force and got work as Council enforcement guys.

    Yes, competitor businesses get complained about. Sometimes it's just to wipe out another shop but sometimes...
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    [General Talk] Another one to try when the Jehovahs Witnesses or...

    Another one to try when the Jehovahs Witnesses or Mormons are at the door, assuming you're not in the market for salvation that day, is put on a deep booming voice and yell "get the fooking door you...
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    [General Talk] How would she know if a PI was there on behalf of...

    How would she know if a PI was there on behalf of the Council? They don't identify themselves?

    A Council employee inspector must provide their ID and state the purpose of their inspection, but a...
  13. [General Talk] I'm just a bloke. One who punts now and then. ...

    I'm just a bloke. One who punts now and then. :)



    Happy for this to be remembered and referenced. A lot of people don't understand when, why or how a shop is doing something "wrong" and by...
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    [General Talk] Yep, Mimi from Katoomba. Assuming it's the same...

    Yep, Mimi from Katoomba. Assuming it's the same Mimi (Pioneer Lane - lane behind the main drag, shop above the NRMA. Very discreet entry).

    When I went there, it was one ML. Good part 1, then...
  15. [General Talk] Raids, inspections - what, what and how.

    Following on from the "Hornsby shop getting raided" thread and several other threads that pop up about raids, I'd thought I'd provide some facts about raids and inspections.

    Councils

    Brothels...
  16. [General Talk] Just did a google search. The website for the...

    Just did a google search. The website for the shop doesn't hint to anything and doesn't have prices. There is an ad in the telegraph classifieds which lists the shop as a sister shop to on eat 11B...
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    [General Talk] Thanks brother. As for the HWP - see my...

    Thanks brother.

    As for the HWP - see my previous post where I called them the "Top Gun Academy". Each area of the force had/has its arseholes, but HWP did have a reputation of being top gun...
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    [General Talk] When I was I my late teens and living with my...

    When I was I my late teens and living with my folks, mum used to do the groceries first thing on a Saturday morning before the crowds. One Saturday morning I was getting ready to go to my shift at...
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    [General Talk] Never joined the top gun academy (i.e. HWP). ...

    Never joined the top gun academy (i.e. HWP). Uniform and some time in D's.



    Wouldn't have a clue, nobody wore it on a t-shirt. A lot and fair bit corrupt - very very little and even less...
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    [General Talk] In my day we didn't have tasers and capsicum...

    In my day we didn't have tasers and capsicum spray. It gets worse and worse and before you know it, it's like you're kitted out from a showbag. The vests are better for ergonomics but I was out...
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    [Girl info] Natural boobs. Not a fan of fake. Generally...

    Natural boobs. Not a fan of fake.

    Generally I'm a jug man.

    But I don't mind the fun of small tits either.

    Kind of like being a bourbon man but now and then you don't mind a rum for the...
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    [General Talk] No, I'm not a cop, I'm an ex-cop. I left before...

    No, I'm not a cop, I'm an ex-cop. I left before I became an ex-person.

    Happy to be asked anything. I reserve the right not to respond to some questions though for reasons of self incrimination. ...
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    [General Talk] Relax. I can't arrest and charge anyone but I...

    Relax. I can't arrest and charge anyone but I can still fold most people into a pretzel. :)

    I joined to do something meaningful with my life and protect people from ass-hats. Sure, I saw enough...
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    [General Talk] Hahahahahaha... I'm an ex cop so I know exactly...

    Hahahahahaha... I'm an ex cop so I know exactly what would happen if the muppet got caught Hahahahahaha.

    Hang on, why are we laughing?

    FMH
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    [General Talk] Yes. The Police will care. Tell you why the...

    Yes. The Police will care. Tell you why the Police will care. They will find it pretty repugnant that a punter has nicked a WLs knickers. A lot of cops have soft spots for WLs. Cops also like a...
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    [Question] ^ This. It is a tough one. I think if...

    ^ This.

    It is a tough one.

    I think if you're on welfare and you are supporting a family and you are wasting your money on getting wasted at the expense of your kids wellbeing then please step...
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    [General Talk] Bloody hell, what sort of behaviour is that? ...

    Bloody hell, what sort of behaviour is that? What is it, some 1980s college jiggle flick like Porkys or Revenge of the Nerds?

    And what are they going to do with them, hang them from the aerial of...
  28. [General Talk] I'm that old I remember my first punt was with...

    I'm that old I remember my first punt was with Tilly Devine...

    FMH
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    [General Talk] There was a young man from Thirroul, Who had a...

    There was a young man from Thirroul,
    Who had a red ring around his tool,
    At the clinic,
    The doctor, a cynic,
    Said "wash it, it's lipstick you fool!"

    Thank you very much!

    FMH
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    [General Talk] Dunno about brickies thumbs but I had a punt with...

    Dunno about brickies thumbs but I had a punt with a ML whose nipples were like drinking straws. Brown, about an inch long and felt kind of "hollow". Licking them was like licking one of those long...
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