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If you want sexual options, see Lynne.
If you want sensual without any advanced options but a hotter woman, see Mia.

Nights in white satin
Never reaching T****’s end
Letters I've written
Never meaning to send
Beauty I've always missed
With these eyes before
Just what the truth is
I can't say anymore
'Cause...

Many have asked. Many will get laughed at.
Act like a pussy, thats all you get.

Yabba Dabba Doo

Me want Kiss Kiss Bang Bang with lady.
Me have lot fun

Granny T**** still trotting it out eh?
Shes got girls on staff more than half her age.
Pretty sure her arsehole has been stretched out so much she has fleets of ships, spanish conquistadors,...

Do neither of you have a friend who can accomodate a short term arrangement?
Break and enter a possibility on an uninhabited dwelling?
Approaching strangers to see if they can help?
Pet sitting?...

He prefers Sexually Transmitted everything.
Fluids, disease, infection, ping pong balls etc

All good things……must never end cause i want it to last forever. So there mr 4fow2, if that is your real name
All good things…..is a 2010 movie starring Ryan Gosling and Kirsten Dunst
All good...

Why do you think I spend so much time with Fred.

Some people think April is the new May.

If anyone has fresh reports on Ava and Sofia, hit me up and we will have a gay old time

Funny you should mention it

Ordered my usual from the local takeout the other day.
Waited until the delivery arrived and was pleasantly surprised by this attractive young asian delivery driver....

No i don’t :haha:
And its only you.
To think I apologised and wished you a good day too.
I will not respond to you here anymore, this thread and the forum full stop. No matter how long you and I...

Excellent. Then the only beef we have is what constitutes a hit.
Thats probably for another venue, although it may piss people off looking for info on tik tok so could be fun

Oh, i got his post. Youd have to be dumb not to.
Because a ml from a shop posted common sense about another post that spoke common sense, everyones a hero?
If showing decency, respect and...

You see my post on 4 seasons guy?
A lot more to offer than anything you post. I have a fraction of your posts.

Continue to antagonise others? Only people ive called out are you and Skippy....

Songs that make #44 are hits? Good to know
Who or what is the hero here?
Use big words, like an adult.

Hit?
Total Eclipse of the Heart is the only top 20 hit from her in Australia in the 80s
Make some sense man

The management at 5 Star seem to be able to remove these restrictors on the japanese vehicles with ease and many of them can be driven like you are on the aotobahn with the top down. And anal

Thanks for playing along.
Who or what is MG?
Excuse my ignorance, im just an average caveman with a loudmouth fat friend

If only there were a giant shopping centre nearby with loads of parking.

If my memory serves me right, cute little thing. Pretty face. I might be mixing up my spics though

Glad you appreciate it.
If I posted about some 60 yo boiler thats cheap, i would have got tons of replies.
This forum may be the wrong place for me.

Probably too busy collection her pension

Depends what kind of car you like to drive
The Korean S car thats been written off twice, has unwanted extra carriage and emits a foul odour but its good for a cheap ride.
The Thai T car thats...

Id probably pay 10k to fuck Queen Camilla, wife of King Charles

Or end up in Jail

The same one everyone else is talking about on this page
You seem smarter than the average bear. Hope you figured it out.
Do you like your ear chewed? figuratively not literally.
The game here is,...

Shes over or around 40. Keep expectations low.
Shes nice enough, but dont expect a stunner. Pictures on locanto are accurate
Service wise, she can be shy. Might take a few visits

She got great reviews in another thread here. Interesting

There is one girl, but she has flaws. Significant flaws.
Dont know how she passed quality control to be honest, but she is great value.