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Oh, dear sir. You haven't found happiness, or maybe this is happiness!

The disappointed
All shuffle round in circles
Their placards look the same
With a picture and a name
Of the ones who...

What is the number good sir? I couldn't find one.

I promise you mr ram, I won't stop them cuming my good sir! Enjoy your time! Its precious!

Oh sir, is that your takeaway! Only I know the joy of the service. I try not to piss in the shower or leave faeces on the table like you mister jet.

I have seen this a hundred times before my good sir! Oh sir, there is a template for first posters. You start by saying, I am NEW here, lol. I STUMBLED across this site, lol. Go EASY on me, lol. You...

Oh, no wonder you need a lovely to jerk you off good sir.

Excellent idea sir! I look forward to reading your contributions. I assume you have an extensive list already to go! Oooh the ladies won't know what pounds (pun intended) them. Ie, me.

Oh sir, if the law is so nuanced, learned and elitist and we are all dumb mindless morons. Then how can anyone be charged for anything! You're the good elitist gatekeeper sir! The rest of us are...

Oh sir, people were only pointing out that it wasn't necessary to ask if the person was a police officer as they don't need to answer that question truthfully. That was the myth! Oh you take things...

Ahhh sir, the self importance of solicitors. The law is the culmination of ideas! The ideas of people, however these days, the self importance of solicitors believe they are the gatekeepers to these...

Oh, I was quoted $44.50 for a HJ & $95 for a BJ sir. You need to look for the signs and get the value!

Good on us! Enjoy our punting!

Oh Sir, sir, sir. Its not a bait and switch operation! Your sources told you it may not be the true Nikki. Many people can attest the true Nikki is a good provider. So what is it with you Sir. You...

You should smash that, not share that. Just do it.

Enjoy your punting!

Oh sir, we need to work on our attitude don't we. May I offer some advice. Develop good relationships with the shops and the girls. Your relationships don't need to be confrontational! Relax, thats...

Oh sir. Your stories are always filled with tragedy and disappointment. You might find you couldn't get a 'root in a brothel' at this stage! I recommend you change your ways. To be successful at...

There are a number of reviews on Punters Planet good friend, but a lot can change in the next 15 months before this anticipated venture to the great north.

You should have seen one of the girls your mates were banging on about.

do you have a chip on your shoulder ?

alexchinn ? or joejohnson8?

Spare us.

The girls blossom after an influencer's prose.

Loverher should take a cut from the wealth he creates.

What a whirlwind sir.

So important for a girl to build her network, and may I say. What impeccable tastes she has lover. Very astute to wet your taste buds.

Ahhhh, the white girl.

What a mammary she will be for me, in my declining years.

Yes, the tears flow now as l look back on the tears I shed.