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'... I consider you to be better than they are, but not as much as I originally did'

You speak as though your favourable opinions are something worth striving for, as though Bellypot and...

If someone obsesses over cum shots, starts a thread dedicated to cum shots, watches cum shot videos with no naked women involved, no sex, just lots and lots of big stiff ejaculating cocks and messy...

Oooh looks like someone's getting a little mad!! Settle down Internet warrior. This is an anonymous forum and theres no need to be so emotional HAHaHa!!

Hey in what way does the image you posted...

heh-heh....so, anyone else besides ahlungor get aroused by this cock pic?

Well, you posted a pretty gay pic just the day before yesterday, its called 'purple headed dick' or something stupid. Its just a picture of a big hard dick. Definitely no naked women in that one or...

hehe youre not kidding anyone man , most of the images you post in that handjob thead of yours dont even have a naked girl in them, just naked dudes with a stiff cocks!!

How long each day do you...

How are the statistics relevant you say???

OP expressed a desire to place his penis in the vagina of a sex worker of XYZ ethnicity

Official statistics from a public health department show that...

Sure, if those statistics are correct it would make sense to be doubly sure to wrap your tool if fucking a Thai sex worker. Particularly if she has performed sex work in Thailand.

By the way, I...

aaaah jelly baby

My earlier post expressed no value judgment of african american people as a race (are they even a race?) nor did it express hatred or fear toward african american people in...

Are you referring to jelly baby's awkward 'hover-hand' over the promo girl's shoulder on the right? I also noticed that!! * snigger *

Dannyboy, the OP specifically said he was interested in African American women.

According to the US Dept of Health African Americans are 800% more likely to be HIV positive compared to the...

Well no, not exactly Licker.

The term African American generally refers to US citizens of whole or partial sub-saharan ancestry.

In the c18th and c19th African Americans were referred to solely...

Duuuude, I just checked your profile

You have written over SEVENTEEN FUCKING THOUSAND POSTS on this forum at a rate of TWENTY PER DAY!!!!

Now I'm sure you wear this as a badge of honor. Well,...

If he has nothing to prove why does he constantly try to prove it???

The Internet is anonymous bro, the chest puffing and peacock feathers are unnecessary and ridiculous!!!

This is probably my favorite Jellybaby story, about the time you strutted into a nightclub with two hot babes in tow and made fools of all the pick up artists!!

I particularly like the advice you...

Yep, the erection thing generally works. And yes, you do need to let them know EXACTLY what you want

When I visit a legit shop I wait until the massage lady leaves the room. I then strip...

Dude I get the impression you care A LOT about people believing your stories!!

No, no you misunderstand

I'm not saying black WLs are unclean or anything. I'm just referring to the fact that african american women have a comparatively high incidence of STDs (eg. rate of HIV...

yep, because Im sure plenty of women would jump at the chance to shack up with a complete stranger in a 3 star motel for seven days of relentless sexual degredation

Its comforting to know that Aus99 has its very own Knight's Watch to protect us from the threat of the evil spammers!!

Seriously guys, it takes more time to create this silly thread than it would...

fresh cut grass - ie. a recently shaved pussy, or in other contexts, a virgin pussy

wow those girls are hot, hot, hot!

who's the tubby middle-aged asian dude?

just make sure you wrap it up bro

romeo, romeo, where art thou romeo??

LOL! Why dont you two swap PMs rather than yelling at each other across the forum like a couple of old QUEERS?!?

am I the only guy that feels sorry for this girl???

First day in Australia and she gets fucked by 11 men! She only gets paid $50 an hour and her pimp keeps 70-80% of her earnings for himself! When...

Modello's problem is they dont have a good understanding of their target market!

Are there guys prepared to pay $850 p/h for a punt? yes! Do they use this forum? fuck no!!

She might like the idea of a break from sex work but jeez this girl just gotta know she aint getting a free holiday + accomodation + food out of the goodness of his heart, she gonna need to pay with...

so this girl got fucked by 11 different dudes in a single day and her pimp didn't even pay her a single dollar for that? lol wow thats pretty low what a scumbag

anyway, it sounds like youre only...

what are her expectations bro?

the holiday sounds pretty modest ($100 for food per day for 2 aint exactly fine dining) is she expecting a luxury week away? you dont want to dissapoint her,...