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That's absolutely disgusting...
If I were to ever run a shop c*nts like this would be beaten with rusty rods. It's not a robot at the other end but another human being.

That being said, care to...

Sampler, the OP is just starting to realise he's a sexual being.

You do realise asking him to go for a prostate massage is the equivalent of asking a good Christian man to play a sub in an SnM...

Self service - Trying to describe masturbating without sounding like a prude heh.
Point 3, I'm glad to hear you've awoken to just how warping porn can be.

OP, I'm somewhat pressed for time, but would like to read the thread to it's entirety eventually;
Tell me, what was your porn consumption like when you first noticed you couldnt finish?
Did your...

I guess the price tag comes from the risk. She may be getting 600/h or a psycho axe murder. High risk high reward.
Still unless its an orgasm from a Vulkan like mind meld, no fkn way am I forking...

That was a delightful read, thanks for sharing Sampler.

Moral of the story OP, if you like someone and you feel it's mutual, stop and ask for their number!
Who knows where you might've ended up

Prime example why it's called a punt :)

Congrats on your first post and welcome!

While I am a little skeptical of your experiences given your post count/credibility, if 2 people hit it off it's bound to happen. Cudos for a nice score....

Not to be that guy, but OP said breastfeeding places, not young breastfeeding places.
If you've ever had that particular itch to scratch, you'll know size matters more than the age of the owner...

1 inch, I've been AFK for a bit, only just resurfacing now, but you're quickly becoming my favourite punter on here

So instant blow then? :big_smile::big_smile:
I see you've also been to Bankok

Kind of hard to pass on the STI when you never have sex to begin with [emoji57]

Yeah, agreed. Maybe offer the patrons something extra they can't get in any shops and keep it on downlow. Like scalped Viagra or some mdma

Boo hoo I have first world problem and I have to brag about it on a forum, boo hoo.
Try being on the opposite end of that ruler friend.

G'day Punters,

So my Sunday visit got me thinking: any of you have recommendedations of legit shops with MLs who know what they're doing massage/therapy wise, but are also open to more?

Not...

When ist it about the tits? We were just taking a mild detour before we got back on topic [emoji6]

Speaking of, what in the world is a tit reccy?

ML for me, even though I'm in Shitney, purely because I need back release/massage after being bent over a barrel at work, and having a sadistic fuck for a boss who doesn't even do a courtesy spit...

And this is why the act is reffered to as punting. Sorry to hear you've had such bad experience. Might I suggest escalating it with manager? Just don't be like yourfriend...

Damn I shouldn't have opened the link in the original post.
The curves on some of those girls really got my engine revving. 2 hour Nuru massage for 50aud... Fkn what??
Back on topic, anyone have...

You're a funny c*nt rooter. You pull many chicks at parties with those lines? [emoji28]

Rifff matey, you HAVE to try it!
As long as she's not forcing things up your rectal cavity (and you're not into that), light bdsm can be a huuuge turn on, for both parties. If you are, all the more...

No mate, West Ryde. I went in for sore muscles but she really wanted more cash lol

Yeah, she definitely looks malnourished.
Either meth or could be bulimic.

Lol there's a pic of Warne floating around on private chats with him and 3 other girls fooling around. Definitely take precautions with this stuff, especially if you have family history of heart...

That's there to stop spammers and filter out the wheat from the chaff.

If you're courteous and friendly in your first few posts, mods will allow it. Otherwise if asshole, go somewhere else. You...

You're not wrong lad.

Went to get a remedial massage on Sunday, with Tiffany offering extras like you wouldn't believe. Honestly I've never had anyone push for a handy like that; normally it's...

$450/h to pump a ham beast...
To each their own I guess, but no thanks. I don't fancy being reminded of my ex wife. Plus my 4inch can only do so much...

If she's good at what she does heck yeah!

Well said. In a year's time we'll be praying for this rain to return with scorching summer that is likely to top 50°c plus.

Welcome NewFriend,
The prices are up to the ML and you to negotiate. There's no rule in place, but from what I've seen on here, the more generous you are the more open minded the ML is. Pineapples...