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Well that explains a lot.

Live music at a brothel! That's crazy!

Also what actually is “tickle tackle”? Massaging close to the balls and maybe brushing them without my actual hj or anything close to it?

Where am I contradicting myself Smith Chips?

Juxtaposition is exactly what there is.

I just feel sorry for all these legit masseurs who are thinking, "oh fuck he took his underwear off, he's one of those guys. I can't wait for this to be over, please god don't let him have a stiffy...

You spelt sad cunt wrong.

If she can get it then good on her

I'm still sceptical

I keep reading this thread but I should stop because its so sad

Probably thinking about the long game and getting repeat customers. Or Japanese...

For the same reason you've had multiple user names, multiple personalities, multiple ridiculous stories.

If it actually was real, if you actually were a baller and as busy as you say you are then...

And so the pattern continues. Can see how you respected her though right?

Why am I sceptical about new members who have a couple of numbers at the end of their username?

Was Sachin ever fat?

Rod Marsh & Ian Botham:
When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife & my kids?"
Botham retort was "Wife is fine, kids are...

All those homeless punters give me the shits. They’re the ones pushing the prices up!

My dick's not long enough to fuck myself

Yes hope she'll be ok.

We're all curious about how tight our girlfriend's grandmother is right?

At least there's no lies and betrayal going on from the married punters here.

Thanks for the lessons dude.

Adventure novels are not factual Vinnie

I hope this girl knows what she’s in for now. Probably doesn’t know she’s being reviewed on a punter forum.

Cool character creation though.

I dunno about you guys, but I find it very hard to live day to day knowing other people might be offended about stuff.
It's almost enough to make me write comments on the internet!

Bloody hell, who hurt you? Guard that heart Vinnie, guard that heart.

Oh my god I can't believe we all missed out on this!

Don't do it, not worth it.
Spend that money on way better things.

No Vinnie, none at all....