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    [General Talk] I'm sure that was an urban myth.:haha:

    I'm sure that was an urban myth.:haha:
  2. [General Talk] Niceguy - you are too nice... :D

    Niceguy - you are too nice... :D
  3. Thread: Coronavirus

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    [General Talk] So the Astro Zeneca vaccine only has a 62%...

    So the Astro Zeneca vaccine only has a 62% efficiency. In other words you take the vaccine and still have a 4 in 10 chance of catching the virus after being exposed. Great odds that.

    What turkey...
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    [General Talk] I think I'll attend the next NSW coronovirus...

    I think I'll attend the next NSW coronovirus press conference and pin this note to the lectern before it starts:

    "Gladys, take it as read from the start that you have the collective permission of...
  5. [General Talk] This all reminds me of the Roxy Music song: I...

    This all reminds me of the Roxy Music song:

    I bought you mail order
    My plain wrapper baby
    Your skin is like vinyl
    The perfect companion
    You float in my new pool
    De luxe and delightful...
  6. [General Talk] Well, he says that she looks like Fan Bing Bing....

    Well, he says that she looks like Fan Bing Bing. So their kids will have a head start in life through inherited good looks. :D
  7. Thread: Coronavirus

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    [General Talk] The Christmas Island facility only has a 750...

    The Christmas Island facility only has a 750 accommodation limit.

    The great majority of the world's nations have been absolutely incompetent at keeping a lid on the virus. All of Europe for...
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    [General Talk] I read that the mutated strain is 50% to 70% more...

    I read that the mutated strain is 50% to 70% more infectious. In simple terms that means for every ten people infected by the original strain, 15 or 17 will catch the new one. In other words, it is a...
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    [General Talk] Her aquiline nose looks Afghani.

    Her aquiline nose looks Afghani.
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    [General Talk] People getting ripped off after trying to earn...

    People getting ripped off after trying to earn big returns from dodgy dealers is always old news..

    But the mystery of this is intriguing. Did she jump off the gap? The cameras that monitor all the...
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    [General Talk] I've been following this intriguing story in the...

    I've been following this intriguing story in the SMH. It shows how careful you should be in trying to make easy returns while sitting on your arse! I laughed at the bit where her husband as a...
  12. Thread: Coronavirus

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    [General Talk] The dominant strain in London now is a mutation...

    The dominant strain in London now is a mutation that is 70% more infectious and transmissable. It has a 70% advantage over the original strain in exploiting the food source - us. At a 70% competitive...
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    [General Talk] According to Richard Dawkins, the evolutionary...

    According to Richard Dawkins, the evolutionary bioligist, it is disgust that prevents 98% of blokes from wanting to fiddle with other bloke's cocks. In evolutionary terms, he explained that this...
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    [Question] I followed that link and saw where they are...

    I followed that link and saw where they are offering the full "Austin Power's Japanese twins" experience!

    Jeez that is funny scene in the film with Fook Yu and Fook Me. :shout:
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    [General Talk] Actually - it's a verb. Could be used as an...

    Actually - it's a verb. Could be used as an adjective too, but it would sound clumsy. Whoremonger is the noun.
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    [General Talk] Nelly 69 forgot that AHlungor is the reigning...

    Nelly 69 forgot that AHlungor is the reigning Miss Australia / Miss Universe trivia king here. ;)
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    [No 5 Marrickville] What happened is that you got so close to coming...

    What happened is that you got so close to coming your nervous system registered that you had come. Therefore it was like you trying to come again straight away. Your age dictates how close you can...
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    [General Talk] At first glance I thought this thread was a movie...

    At first glance I thought this thread was a movie title:
    Anal 3:The revenge. :shout:

    Like there was Buttman, then

    Buttman 2: Double Penetration, where the plot was rather telegraphed by the...
  19. Well you have done your $300 that is for sure,...

    Well you have done your $300 that is for sure, but you should text her to tell her that you posted about it on the forum and she is going to lose a fuck of lot more money by the bad publciity than...
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    [General Talk] I enjoyed reading that manga. I must say the main...

    I enjoyed reading that manga. I must say the main guy in it was the most naive, credulous dupe I've ever read about. Especially his thrill about going on an outside "date" with Hana. A "date" he had...
  21. Thread: Squirters

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    [Question] Well I was going off your own words, and hers,...

    Well I was going off your own words, and hers, about how much pissing you actually did. For the rest of the day the room would have smelt like a dementia ward. :spook:

    But if it was accidental it...
  22. Thread: Squirters

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    [Question] We might use the same cock opening for both...

    We might use the same cock opening for both purposes Rooter, but has any bloke in the known universe to date not known the difference between coming and pissing? Just for a start, pissing goes on for...
  23. Thread: Squirters

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    [Question] That whole room must have stunk like a wino's...

    That whole room must have stunk like a wino's mattress after you got through pissing the bed. Why did you do that? :question:
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    [General Talk] You've made more a lot money than you've lost Ah...

    You've made more a lot money than you've lost Ah lungor taking the odds on a Qld win over the years I think.
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    [Question] .........:shout:

    .........:shout:
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    [General Talk] You don't have to. In the gold jewelery making...

    You don't have to. In the gold jewelery making districts of Indian cities Dilaiks swim naked through the mud in the sewers and when they emerge they scrape the shitty mud off and pan it hoping for a...
  27. Thread: Coronavirus

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    [General Talk] Trump should have got onto one of the phase three...

    Trump should have got onto one of the phase three vaccine trails as a sensible precaution. By phase three stage (30,000+ people) any adverse risk possibility is extremely low. Eg. there haven't been...
  28. [General Talk] It is called camera fatigue. It is impossible to...

    It is called camera fatigue. It is impossible to stay in a state of hyper-alert camera consciousness. Fight or flight responses only work short term. Camera fatigue is what makes any fly on the wall...
  29. [General Talk] Actually, it is often very funny listening to the...

    Actually, it is often very funny listening to the competing disputing arguing girls. From an anthropological point of view there is a lot of material there. The big display of breasts to signal to...
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    [Minnie] It is a noble tradition that shops are easy to...

    It is a noble tradition that shops are easy to enter but hard to escape, like an ant lion trap. :shout:
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