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No, no, no it’s got nothing to do with anything the ML said. Her point was perfectly said and quite valid.

Barney, if it’s in the Top 100, it’s a hit. Like…..everyone knows that.

I’m not an adult, I’m using my Dad’s login.

Not that song, the other one. About a hero. Do I have to explain everything??

For some reason, I can’t get that Bonnie Tyler hit from the 80’s out of my head.

I’m sure there is nothing disgusting about you.

If 6 foot 7 isn’t too tall, pm me.

An excellent review. I wonder if the guy on counter is reading this? Maybe we will see his chip game (CG) improve.

It was, but I had trouble telling which was the identical one because they looked so much alike.

I got an identical text.

I will usually start stroking her legs after a bit of banter, 99% of the time there is no resistance. On the flip, when she asks if I want extras, I will usually sit up, gently pull her closer, and...

Does anyone know what happened to Rose by any chance? She worked here about two years ago

Yeah I dropped in one day on a lunch break, the food looks amazing online, but I was a little disappointed. Lacking in flavour, the chicken wasn’t dry though which was good. Maybe I got them on a bad...

It is near a chicken shop, I’d only give the chicken maybe a 5/10 though.

Who are these people, going to massage shops and not showering beforehand? That’s too funny.
Yes, shower, shave, smell good, brush teeth, mouthwash. Wear some nice clothes.

Honey is widely known for it’s antibacterial properties. Just take a jar of Capilano with you and dip it in before any extras begin.

I would gladly pay the plane fare for Mulan to come back from Bhutan for a couple of weeks. I only saw her once, but what she did to me was unlike anything I have ever experienced. She is in my top 5.

I went to this shop once, unaware of its reputation. The girl was gorgeous, her tits were amazing. Something was off though.

I kept looking back as we chatted thinking “I can’t see an Adam’s...

I, too, would absolutely love to hear how this scenario plays out.

No, I’m using the correct account. The other guy, Smoothknob, isn’t.

I wasn’t sure if you were taking the piss or not. I was referring to a shop in Brisbane.

I was partially banned by Take 5. Red wouldn’t accept my bookings, however I was still permitted to book with other girls, and my number wasn’t blocked.

One afternoon as I walked through the...

Just before COVID at Star. It was the ML’s birthday, and she made it very clear from the start she wanted some birthday action.

Upon finishing, she said “Well you didn’t buy me a cake, but at...

Painting sounds interesting, I imagine they give you a small canvas and some watercolours to use while your are receiving your massage.

This can’t be real, surely they are taking the piss lol

I saw her at FG about five weeks ago, and I can’t believe how stupid I was. I brought her a fucking puppy! Now I find out you guys have only been bringing her flowers and teddy bears.

How...

I don’t go to shops much anymore because the prices are ridiculous, but I’m a 3p BBBJ guy.

How I miss the pre COVID days of Star and Smile, 1p would get the same thing. Sometimes even free.

Give this girl your phone number, explain that you are taking a break and that you won’t be seeing her in the shop again, and walk away. If she is into you, she will contact you. If not, you have...

The entitlement is just…..mind boggling.

Was Tulip the blonde chick?