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I must temporarily come out of retirement to say "with the evenness of the two hands" that I used to think Richard le Rod was pretty funny. :shout:

Ps. Who was that guy who was the "long cock from...

Just watching Noomi Rapace in The Girl who played with fire having Chinese lesbian sex, on SBS now.

It's an excellent film and she's a great actress, but her tits are like two aspros on an ironing...

What is HE massage? Hand .....?

She's pretty lightweight as a journalist, but this 23 year old chick Billie JD Porter is the BBC's attempt to capture the "yoof" audience. She has a report on ABC 2 tonight at 8.30 about seeking love...

Yes, she does. I borrowed from Lady Bracknell when my young niece excitedly ran in to tell me that she had lost two teeth.

"To lose one tooth is ufortunate," I intoned. "To lose two is beginning...

The girlfriends of girls who have much older boyfriends are like fifth columnists. When she sings your praises to them they say "Yes, but who would you prefer if they both had the same qualities, him...

Yeah, she was really making me laugh. She a funny girl, hard to figure out, a little complex but interesting. She's interested in the guys, but takes no prisoners. I haven't seen an episode for a...

Don't forget her pointer with the pink pom pom on the end of it.:D

What about Dreamgirls? What has happened to them?

And how good were their full face photos! The standard of beauty and figures of the two or three girls (especially the first girl) must be hard...

I like it - its hot. :cool2:

Thanks very much for the link, and it is still kinda fun to watch it, but there are no english subtitles! :burn:

Oh no, the missing and fabled 100 episodes!

Imagine all the girls and personalities we'll never know!

Are we looking at the same video? All I see is the guy vaguely trying to grope her (clothed) arse, and she's not enjoying anything - she looks entirely disinterested.

I support older ladies like...

I've never seen a rub and tug video before - or even had one myself.

So what must be a very commonplace sight to many of you is pretty rare to me. (Although, admittedly, you don't need much...

Wow, great up to date post Max.

Do you realise (do you realise?) that the "universal translator" was a staple of science fiction from the 1940s onwards?

Is it really here? If so, that is...

None of those girls in the video Rooter posted have got any surplus fat on them at all. It is just a (and their) normal body shape.

And they are all fit and athletic! The song is just as a much a...

Where on the scale from voluptuous, to chubby, to fat do you think this Japanese chubster fits?

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l5/waveflows/Japanese%20chubster_zpsopqrjahx.jpg

She's not chubby at all, she's a perfect example of "volutuptous"

Ha! I like the way you think JimBeam!

On the other hand, a council officer could raid you, point to the relief, and shut you down on the evidence of it! :shout:

It was a bit obscure - sorry! :miao:



I hope its a relief to finally have the answer to this gag too ha ha.

Ok, guys, I'm sure you have been hanging out for the answer to this riddle. :question:

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l5/waveflows/massage%202a_zpsbwuvuxvw.jpg

It's a massage - with relief!...

Thanks cuteguy for showing us Showry! :miao:

Here is her outstanding interpretation of the nub, the essence, the very heart of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliette. :shout:
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Buck Henry, that is getting close, but not there yet!

Hint: Everything in the photo is relevant.

(I hope this isn't like Marcellus Wallace's girlfriend in Pulp Fiction who in the end didn't want to tell Vincent the punchline because the joke had been...

Hint: It is a bit of a joke answer if you get it right.

I was going to add this photo somewhere in the massage section but couldn't find anywhere suitable.

Can anyone think what is the appropriate thing you could call this photo? :question: :miao:
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Exercise wont do it Bawal. But if you don't have any beer, wine, icecream, chocolate, cake or biscuits as a daily habit ie, just have these occasionally, that will reduce your thighs (and everywhere...

This girls where really getting stuck into the second candidate tonight (4/01/2016) the aggressive fat guy, and he was giving it right back. Some of the milder girls (An Liyan) where trying to offer...

Portugal cancelled their fireworks this year because of worries about terrorism attacks.

They were going to give the $5 million dollars they saved not spending on fireworks to the poor, but they...

I know you like a punt of the other variety too Ah Lungor. They say that the Melbourne Cup is one of the hardest to win money on because of the size of the field, its quality and all the variables...