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& she’s a Samoan geeza 🤣🤣🤣

Me thinks op is sniffing something else.
I don’t know, maybe petrol, glue or ass! 🤣

Hey Chillbro, don’t be a prisoner to this turd who’s blackmailing you & flush him out.
Just remember, shit always rises to the surface....💩

The female Afrikaans accent is enough to get me going.... 🤤

Absolutely correct! Different horses for different courses 🐎🐎🐎

[QUOTE=kingwally;1179952]Fuck the homeless !!!!...I see these cunts every day and know a few of them

I get your point KW but I have to disagree with you, particularly on one point. The homeless...

If I'm not mistaken we seem to have underlying tones of The House of Capulet & The House of Montague....⚔️

Now here's something I hope you really like!
😜😂🤣

Credit must be given where it's due so credit to you Ahlungor for creating this gem of an RnT thread. Well done!

Fkn hilarious... 😷😂🤣

Nice work wilisno!

"Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives" 🤣
Just catching up on here & this thread takes the cake....
A44 throwing his toys out of the cot was absolutely hilarious. I mean,...

🤔Here's my money! 💵💵💵🤓

@ Puntercouple, Almost impossible doesn't mean it won't happen. I have to say you've got yourself a win/win set of rules haven't you! Rule number 1 is a no brainer & at the very least you possibly ...

Apart from the obvious, it was an ice cream back in the 80s. Similar to Choc Wedge for those who remember.

Hey Shooter, you eat pieces of shit for breakfast??? 🤣

I'm sure there was a hell of a lot more going on Punterman. I've been around long enough to read between the lines & an imaginative mind is a wonderful platform for those who've had the pleasure.

London here I cum!

I applaud you Punterman for providing us mere mortals a blow by blow account of what some of us fantasise about.
I love your work! 👍🏼

Absolutely! I'm with you Johndeau. We should try to tag team her if she comes DownUnder.👍🏼

In all seriousness, you will quit when you're ready to quit.....

"I smoke when I'm banging a chick. Sometimes she gets a little pissed off when the ashtray slips off her ass now & then, so I give her a little singe....
That's it honey move that fuckin thing, you...

LOL Shooter! Love your work.... I always walk if Angie tries to dud me but not without politely saying in a patronising manner, C U Next Time!

Punters don't pay to see Miss Universe they pay for the service. If she's a sexy glamour puss then that's a bonus & the action would want to match the attraction, especially when you're paying over...

Ah Angie strikes again & again & again. I personally like to refer to Angie as "The COAT!" Let's just say it's a term of endearment that is quite befitting for Angie.

If it's the Joey I'm thinking of, the memories sends shivers through my cock!

As for Ahlungor & Poundher....
Farkin hilarious!

Granted, OP was a good read.
That's all folks!

Moment of passion? of course it was...LOL more like you won lotto for an hour....Don't be a softcock handcock & spill your beans. What are you afraid of, someone else might become her "Superman"...

We must run the gauntlet of many poison chalices before we find our Holy Grail. Keep on your quest miniblack....

The gut wrenching feeling of buyers remorse once the ether wears off, perfectly described by Mandingo. Hilariously true!