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Does anyone have a half-way reliable age estimate for this lady?
A while ago I went and saw another 'nuru-specialist' sheila in Mt. Gravatt. Similar ad, like written by Tolstoi.
Advertised age was...

Ok, so based on the above positive reviews, I recently gave this one a try.
Guys, I don't know, but if some of you here think that this sheila could be in her 30s, I'd urgently recommend that you...

Looking through your 'contributions', I can hardly find any reviews, mostly irrelevant BS and trolling. And mate, don't always judge people by their post count, because on one hand they might have...

Why exactly is this childish nonsense in the After Report section??

Booked a session with a particular ML at a particular time and got a text confirmation.
When I arrived right on time, and after spending like 30 min on the road to get there, I was told the girl I...

ELM in Mango Hill

Been there twice, both walk-ins. As posted above or in other thread, first time was quite good, second time was crap.
Wanted to go somewhere over Easter but not drive far, so...

I really wish I had found this thread sooner...
Went there recently and before I could get a good look at the lady, the door to this darkish souterrain flat had already been closed and locked behind...

https://brisbane.locanto.com.au/ID_6233567438/EXTREMELY-INTENSE-TANTRIC-NURU-LINGAM-PROSTATE-MASSAGE.html

Comments, opinions, experiences if any?

LOL.....no matter what nationality you're after, Herpes and UT can help you out.....The providers there are extremely flexible and can quickly adopt any desired age, nationality and probably also...

Has anyone seen M... from V?

Pretty much the same happened to me a while back. And when I was finally in the room on the massage table, the ML made me wait another 10 min, after which I decided to walk.
This is why I don't go...

Most definitely. And the same is happening to your dick when you get too close....

Further to my above post I forgot to mention that the girl was absolutely silent throughout the whole session and engaged only in whatever minimum conversation was necessary to get the job done.
I...

Hadn't been to UME for ages, but recently read in their latest Locanto ad that they had pretty much all new staff, so thought I might drop in again. Walked in the other day, was greeted by E..., aged...

So I went to this place the other week and it was weird.
Sent a text to enquire who was available, as a reply got sent three photos with no names or other info. Photos looked like random japanese...

Yeah....walked in, walked out, with no massage inbetween. Boiler shop, ML 45+, chubby.

There are some reviews in earlier north side threads reporting similar experiences.

In summary: don't...

What if the massage shop is right next to Bunnings? I know of such a place.....have not been yet as it seemed to be a boiler shop, but now that you're telling me it's safer to drive to Bunnings....

Thanks for the clarification. Wasn't quite sure how to take that famous quote in this context...
I guess I've learned from my recent punting experience in Caboolture and Mango Hill that I'll better...

Not sure what that's meant to tell me or other users here...
Maybe I am unreasonably demanding, but when I pay a ML for 1 hour massage plus maybe more for extras (and the rates at that shop are...

Didn't actually mean privacy of access, which is bad too, was meaning privacy inside the shop which is non-existent if there is someone waiting on that sofa in the corner or in another cubicle. There...

Am mostly a north side punter, but gonna have some business down south next week. Was thinking of visiting the smiling watlands. Any recommendations who to see there?

Went there a second time a few weeks ago, after a random first visit last year had been quite good. Was nothing like the first time; several interruptions with walk-ins and phone calls. ML appeared...

I will have to allocate more time for my shop visits in the future......to do some recon of the surroundings and spot the churches in 'westerly direction'....

When things sound too good to be true...
Had my doubts regarding finding such a gem in Caboolture but thought I go and have a look for myself a few days ago.
To put it all into perspective:
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A few times...Used to be a bit hit and miss there. And limited options.
Lately they've been advertising a few new girls but haven't visited for a while.

Been there for haircuts. Girls that do the hair cutting are different from those that do massage, and to me it seems that the barber girls want nothing to do with what's going on in the back part of...

Not sure mate, Westfield North Lakes is only a few 100m away. Didn't pay attention what was next door. It's right behind that servo. Can see it from ANZAC Ave if you know where to look.

Was in North Lakes area the other day and had to fill up. Discovered this little shop hidden behind a servo with a yellow and red logo.
Had some time on my hands, so gave it a try.
Friendly welcome...

New shop in Hendra:

http://mylifespa.com.au

Same owners as UME Redcliffe.

Anybody been yet?

Sydney offers better variety and value than a 50,000 population seaside community in QLD....
Who would have thought??