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    Boredom Blowjobs and Buttwipes

    Boredom Buttwipes and Blowjobs

    Bored and home alone
    Hadn't seen Tiffany for over a year....Time to checkin
    Sent a WeChat text to N5 and yes Tiffany is available....Yahoo
    Five Minutes later.....aah no...sorry she's not
    Had a look at the Website....Thai Charlotte with the E types is available....done
    Arrive at N5 with Canto pop pumping through the speakers
    Enquired if Tiffany is available after my session with Charlotte....yes for 30 minutes...locked in
    Charlotte arrives....short a little tubby...wide beam and very quiet
    15 minutes in the shower...butt scrubbed....plenty of mouth wash
    She seems new and displays no sensuality
    Blow job reasonable...despite my best efforts pussy was unresponsive
    Half a box tissues used during the hour
    No chemistry no Jolly Roger....a little help from Mrs Palmer and got it hard enough for penetration
    Pretty much a star fish bonk
    Nice girl but shouldn't be a WL
    All over and Charlotte seemed relieved
    Helped her set up...helped her tidy up...Toweled her off
    Oh well hopefully Tiffany will brighten my day
    Waited in the room for twenty minutes...No Tiffany
    Sent reception a text message....another ten minutes Tiff turns up
    Her English is still limited...asked me 4 times to have a shower..already had two...no thanks
    Tiff likes to get her own way....not today
    Tells me to lay on my stomach and cleans my butt with bacterial wipes
    I explain no thanks
    Her oral skills are excellent...together with her beautiful tits she gets me hard
    Tells me she is going to fuck me....doms me up and hops on
    We get a rhythm going...Tiff pumping down me pumping up
    All a bit boring with a lot of FOAM. Going on
    Tiffany has lost a step during COVID...a month in the gym wouldn't hurt
    I knocked the top of myself....time running out and no clock in the room
    Started insisting on DD...again I declined
    While she was having a shower I cleaned the room up and got dressed
    I thanked her in Mandarin
    Because I'm a reasonably big bloke a lot of asian girls see me as trouble
    After preparing the room and toweling them down they realise I'm kind and gentle
    The penny dropped with Tiffany as I was leaving....her attitude improved..too late
    Tiffany is still good but not as good as she once was..burnout happens
    Tits are still amazing as are her BJ skills
    N5 is showing signs of wear and tear....water affecting the walls with rot and some mould forming
    Turned out to be a dud day....shoulda stayed at home
    Why it's called punting ....expectations not always met

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    That sucks bro! Back to back though, that’s impressive

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    It surely was a bad day for you. No chemistry, long wait and bossy WL don't go down well when punting.

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    Sorry to hear this bro.

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    That ain’t no way to bring in the new year.
    What have you done to upset the punting gods?

    Sounds like you took the hit that was intended for me New Year’s Eve. 1.50 pm rang first shop - nope booked out till 4. Rang next shop - no answer - all busy I assume. Rang third shop - sorry all busy till 4 as well. Well i took the hint and my raging blue balls back home and still haven’t been anywhere yet... Please hurry up Sunday, I’m going to be a quick easy kill for some lucky girl out there.

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