hahahhahaha here I am bro ! I was being a smart ass before about calling you a keyboard warrior. In all honesty, I was just messing around.
I'll keep it short and sweet. Any sort of friendship or relationship with a WL / ML is like driving around in circles at a roundabout. You'll keep on going around and around until either you crash or get dizzy. Its the same with WL / ML'S. Forget it, move on and find a real girlfriend in the real world.
Simply not worth the time and effort. And if your doing it to get a free fuck, its not worth it.