False economy budget shops never again

[Starved]

I regret visiting a budget shop that doesn’t advertise on this site.
Over the phone was told there was two beautiful girls on.
When I got there only One quite unattractive girl
I was already in the room so I (my own fault ) so didn’t bolt ,then the cloths came off I thought Don’t know if I can go though with this !
Then the pipe came out and I bolted never to return.
Moto now If I can’t afford a better shop I can’t afford to punt

[Thomas Crown]

I regret visiting a budget shop that doesn’t advertise on this site.
Over the phone was told there was two beautiful girls on.
When I got there only One quite unattractive girl
I was already in the room so I (my own fault ) so didn’t bolt ,then the cloths came off I thought Don’t know if I can go though with this !
Then the pipe came out and I bolted never to return.
Moto now If I can’t afford a better shop I can’t afford to punt

What a fucking disaster Mr Starved. You did the right thing.

In a recent moment of weakness and adventure, I organised a private in Burwood -- $250 an hour with all the diamond trimmings. Looked great in the Locanto advert. Claimed to be 24. I thought the 250 price tag would insulate me from the fakes. I know, I know...

Arrive at the address, did the texting blah, blah, and was buzzed into the building. Got to the apartment, and a plump woman aged 40-plus opens the door. I can be so naive sometimes, I thought she was the mamasan. She pointed to a room off the loungeroom.

"I want to meet Meggie please," I said.

"I Meggie."

I showed her the shots in the ad and walked straight past her as she was saying "That's my picture."

Fark!

[jordan69]

What a fucking disaster Mr Starved. You did the right thing.

"I want to meet Meggie please," I said.

"I Meggie."

I showed her the shots in the ad and walked straight past her as she was saying "That's my picture."

Fark!

Sorry to hear about this
Did you continue with Meggie?

[Awqjoq]

I've sometimes worked in areas with few shops, or with none I've been to before, taken a chance on a new one. Had a few shockers that put me off massages in general for a while, or at least until I get to a tried and tested one. Hate to think of the punt I could get with the money spent on all the bad massages over the years!

[BlackToad]

Unfortunately I have had this experience with some budget shops too. Fucked some girls that I wouldn’t even fuck if they offered it for free. There are some nice girls working in the budget shops but you have to know who they are and then book.

Worst thing I encountered was getting cornered by a particularly aggressive milf in her 50’s who wouldn’t let me go until I satisfied her carnal desires. A younger me would have crawled up in the corner and cried. As it was I did the job but never returned to that god forsaken place.

[vitrium]

I used to occasionally check out Locanto ads in the CBD if they were near my old work. Just for a bit of fun and the roll of the dice. There used to be SO MANY girls operating out of apartments in the city. Not sure if it's still common.

Over the course of 2 years I probably checked out about 20 different Locanto ads. Never more than a 5-10 min walk from my work, so it wasn't too much of an inconvenience.

Out of those roughly 20 attempts I only stayed for 2. One of them turned out to be legit, and it was my second attempt on Locanto ever, so it gave me a false sense of security.

The second one was probably around number 10. The picture was fake but the girl was a fairly attractive Thai milf with good cans. The service was average, so I made the most of it by sucking and fucking her knockers.

2/20 is a pretty fucking abysmal hit rate.

Learn from my mistake. The only thing Locanto is good for, is occasionally scouting local RnT shops. Nothing else. It ain't worth the time, ESPECIALLY if you are travelling far for it.

[letsgo]

Then the pipe came out and I bolted never to return.

just wondering what do you mean by pipe... I can think a few things but not sure which one you are talking about haha

but yeah a couple years back I had this urge to just try out new ML places that gets advertised in the paper or online. There were alot of dodgy places massive red flags but I still went in.. I was a bit young and didn't know how to walk away properly (i'm a lot wiser now).

Now i just stick to established places and rarely venture to some unknown place and if I see the girl and doesn't meet my expectation i have no hesitation to walk away.

some horrid experiences because I didn't walk and they actually stick with you...

[Thomas Crown]

Sorry to hear about this
Did you continue with Meggie?

No Mr J. The mamasan was Meggie. And she was not my type. 😂

[Starved]

just wondering what do you mean by pipe..
Glass pipe with small bowl ,ice or meth I guess ,white stuff in it 😣
Not my thing

[letsgo]

just wondering what do you mean by pipe..
Glass pipe with small bowl ,ice or meth I guess ,white stuff in it ��
Not my thing

oh yes...That was my initial thought but then I was like or is it a metal pipe i.e. to rob you or even a euphemism for a penis between her legs haha

I would have bolted too drugs are a no no

[bigfatkilo]

I'll offer a slightly different perspective... I have found some totally cute early 20's WL in shops that look like a garbage truck. And the reason is, well one reason, is that they will stand out and be unique there. And thus busy. It's a case of a diamond in the rough. But warning, the rate of fishing such a WL is pretty dam low. Hence it will either be a crap punt, waste of money, or waste of time and travel getting there.

[vitrium]

I'll offer a slightly different perspective... I have found some totally cute early 20's WL in shops that look like a garbage truck. And the reason is, well one reason, is that they will stand out and be unique there. And thus busy. It's a case of a diamond in the rough. But warning, the rate of fishing such a WL is pretty dam low. Hence it will either be a crap punt, waste of money, or waste of time and travel getting there.

True. Especially out in the burbs. I work around the Canterbury area now. There's heaps of dodgy massage shops around there. Like ones that dont advertise or appear on Google etc. You just see the dodgy flickering 'massage' sign as you walk past.

I've popped into a few. Most of the ML/WLs are pretty old and seedy looking. But you do occasionally get some tight young pretty girls. You have to know where to look and who to ask for, or there's a high chance of dissatisfaction.

But I feel like that is the true definition of taking a punt.

I'm actually more put off by unclean shops than I am by older or uglier girls. There are some really old gross massage shops around Sydney 🤢

[Sharphorse]

There was a budget shop I used to visit pre Covid that had its moments. Was usually filled with older ladies but for every 6 or 7 oldies you’d get 2 or 3 young 20 somethings but their attitude and service would vary. Worked for me sometimes and built up a rapport with some of the younger ones there.

More recently I would check their website from time to time and pretty much all the younger ones left. A few Friday nights ago I was in a weird mood though and thought I’d see how the service differed with one of the older ladies haha. Picked one I vaguely remember who hassled me when I had booking ages ago with a younger one (She was pulling my arm in the waiting room saying I suck and fuck you better!). The website said she was 26 but she couldn’t be a day under 50. I’m 35 and never been with a woman that much older so fuck it, let’s see what happens. At worst could be a funny story

I was waiting in the room and it was pretty filthy. I mean the place has never been known for looking pristine but it had really gone to shit. I was wondering if cockroaches would be crawling on us when we’re in the bed. When she came in she kissed me the way your Aunty kisses you, lips puckered like a cat’s butt and she gave head like a hungry dog. Also had to ask where the doms were when it came to the FS. So yes in a way her attitude was better than some of the younger ones (emphasis on some) and I even managed to cum but I had to close my eyes. She wanted a round 2 and offered her number as well but I was out of there like Indiana Jones running out of that cave at the beginning of Raiders of the lost ark and had the hottest shower when I got home

[vitrium]

Lol mate that is gold.

This is fucked up but I once got a skin infection from the massage table I was on at a dodgy massage place in Haymarket. I had to use this antibiotic steroid cream on my back for 3 weeks to get rid of it. So gross!

Ever since then, if I think a shop is a bit dirty, I just walk the fuck out. No thank you.

[GoldfishMan]

I second bigfatkilo. Years and years ago, I got a contract at a place out Liverpool way. It was the most depressing place you can work at, industrial area with nothing but warehouses and what looked like factories. Anyway, it was a 2 month contract so I thought what the heck might as well do some research for some action while I'm there. I always ended up getting home super late due to the long drive anyway.
So I found one of those $90 for 30 mins places. I still remember the place was like at the back of or attached to a warehouse looking building. The girls stayed in the rooms... I mean it looked like they literally lived in those rooms, had all their stuff in there. The system was each girl comes out to say hello and the punter at the front of the "queue" gets to choose first and so on.
I remember fucking a hot young Chinese girl there who had blonde long hair. Was a fantastic fuck, I was surprised... Way better than what I expected (I was frequenting 5* back then)!

[hexenducation]

Shops that lie about girls or their availability to entice punters into the shop are nothing less than liars and cheats. Same goes for shops posting fake photos purporting to be ‘the girl’ without flagging ‘not actual photo’ or some such.

Yes, I know they only want your money, yes I know the industry inside out, I know it’s smoke and mirrors - fantasy - but lying to entice customers into the shop is fraudulent and greedy.

I never believe anything a shop or reception claims without experiencing it first hand.

[hexenducation]

Dodgy cheap shops in the far out suburbs sometimes offer some surprising talent using girls who live and socialise in the city - never wanting to be recognised as a working girl - Villawood and Blacktown comes to mind - too far out for me now but years ago I had some stunners out West.

Smart girls with their feet on the ground prefer the cheap in-and-out shops to avoid having to put up all the shit a punter with an ego and money to burn for hours brings, wanting love and the whole GFE. Much harder to deal with than 5m shower, 5m CBJ, 10m FS, 10m flirt and chat then... buzzer...

Simple men with modest budgets and a wife and kids at home are actually easier customers, by and large.

I remember fucking a hot young Chinese girl there who had blonde long hair. Was a fantastic fuck, I was surprised... Way better than what I expected (I was frequenting 5* back then)!

[Rackster]

Unfortunately I have had this experience with some budget shops too. Fucked some girls that I wouldn’t even fuck if they offered it for free. There are some nice girls working in the budget shops but you have to know who they are and then book.

Worst thing I encountered was getting cornered by a particularly aggressive milf in her 50’s who wouldn’t let me go until I satisfied her carnal desires. A younger me would have crawled up in the corner and cried. As it was I did the job but never returned to that god forsaken place.

LOL @ fucked some that I wouldnt have fucked for free...

Sadly, I have said that to myself before, during and after punts more than I care to count...

[Littlewonder]

punting is all about finding value for money what you need to do is decide what your budget is and then look for a girl in that range that suits you.

The worst punt I ever had cost me $1000 she looked fantastic but that was all she had to offer.

The world is full of beautiful women all willing to sell themselves and if you like Asian the they are cheap and in my opinion beautiful.

You can get a great punt for 150 to 200 per hour but you need to check out the place and the girls and be prepared to have a bad punt now and then.

The best punt I have ever had cost me $150 and I saw her 25 times until she got deported but you cant help bad luck.

Even now most of the times I see girls for $150 occasionally I spend more or less but dont always get better service.

[Starved]

punting is all about finding value for money what you need to do is decide what your budget is and then look for a girl in that range that suits you.

The worst punt I ever had cost me $1000 she looked fantastic but that was all she had to offer.

The world is full of beautiful women all willing to sell themselves and if you like Asian the they are cheap and in my opinion beautiful.

You can get a great punt for 150 to 200 per hour but you need to check out the place and the girls and be prepared to have a bad punt now and then.

The best punt I have ever had cost me $150 and I saw her 25 times until she got deported but you cant help bad luck.

Even now most of the times I see girls for $150 occasionally I spend more or less but dont always get better service.

You right you probably win more than you lose it was just the first time a girl had brought a pipe out in front of me !
Never think about that and would rather be blind to the fact many girls probably use it.