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    No money no honey- is this true?

    Okay, you had a bad mth, you're overspent on bills...pay doesn't come in anytime soon. Has anyone been in this situation and wants a good time? What are your hacks to solve this besides being stuck with 1 or porn?

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    I'm pretty sure a lot of shops take credit card payments.
    Or you can try robbing a bank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    I'm pretty sure a lot of shops take credit card payments.
    Or you can try robbing a bank.
    hahaha has anyone punted on credit with an empty bank account?

    i usually punt close to or just before pay day

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldfishMan View Post
    I'm pretty sure a lot of shops take credit card payments.
    Or you can try robbing a bank.
    I'm down, u in?

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    Become a drug dealer lol

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    Tinder. If that fails, Grindr...

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    Stay home and have a wack

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    Quote Originally Posted by D.Li View Post
    Okay, you had a bad mth, you're overspent on bills...pay doesn't come in anytime soon. Has anyone been in this situation and wants a good time? What are your hacks to solve this besides being stuck with 1 or porn?
    A few random ideas pre
    Work coffee

    1. reactivate your GRINDR acc buddy ..
    2. Hang out at the deli section of your local coles/woolies
    3. Hang out at your RSL /pokies parlour
    4. Pick up some loose change and buy a bumper sticker .. Xxxxxxxxxxx. insert your own fave witty ditty here .. e.g want fuk suk and your number
    5. Put a free gumtree ad . Broke bloke will take on anyone anytime anywhere ...
    6. Have an excited wank as you teeter on getting a 50 post count....

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    Get a second job so you have more coin for the punt.

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    Use the barter system: help the WL/ML out by changing a few light globes and taking out the garbage, get a HJ in exchange.

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    Ask your ML if she is an Afterpay provider and pay in 4 easy installments!

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    Lol wtf! Might as well work as a WM...has anyone?

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    If you ain't got the money no honey and try to think of a more interesting thread.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by warwick1 View Post
    If you ain't got the money no honey and try to think of a more interesting thread.............
    Sry if I stepped on the wrong toe...chill

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    Quote Originally Posted by D.Li View Post
    Sry if I stepped on the wrong toe...chill
    No, I just made a comment.........chill

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    One use your right or left hand if you run-out of money. I think that's the cheapest way and quickest way to get the honey and is free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Climax598 View Post
    One use your right or left hand if you run-out of money. I think that's the cheapest way and quickest way to get the honey and is free.
    Can't agree with you more.

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    No money, no honey? True?

    I'm afraid it is, paduwan, I'm afraid it is.

    Haven't you ever heard of the phrase "May The Cash Be With You"?

    As Yoda the Greenback often said... "Pay or Not Pay, there is no Discount"

    Haven't you ever walked into a shop and hear the receptionist declare "I think the Cash is strong with this One" before entering a room to unsheath your light sabre to perform old Jedi tricks...

    Apologies to George Lucas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hexenducation View Post
    No money, no honey? True?

    I'm afraid it is, paduwan, I'm afraid it is.

    Haven't you ever heard of the phrase "May The Cash Be With You"?

    As Yoda the Greenback often said... "Pay or Not Pay, there is no Discount"

    Haven't you ever walked into a shop and hear the receptionist declare "I think the Cash is strong with this One" before entering a room to unsheath your light sabre to perform old Jedi tricks...

    Apologies to George Lucas.
    Made my day hahaha Sorry but I'm no Padawan...I'm a Sith

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    Back in the day an old mate of mine when he was broke and couldn't punt would always say " wank wank money in the bank"

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