So today I thought I’d try my hand at a first punt. Reading some of your AR’s inspired me.

I went to Hills Family Massage as a walk in, and took a 30min session with the first available - Mandy.
She appeared late 30s, Asian obviously (maybe C?). Dressed in an unassuming manner.

Been having some back issues, so asked her to focus there for the first part. I had left my boxers on as requested by the sign on the wall. She successfully resolved the knots and tension, including some I was unaware of. She then moved on to my legs, which honestly felt like a was just being rubbed, and prodded.
At this point (~20min in), she asked me to turn over, and rubbed my lower thighs for a short while, before openly asking if I want hand job in broken English.
Zero lead up, zero teasing.

At this point, I lost my nerve and politely declined. For the last 10min she just rubbed oil over me, as if she was not sure how to act after being turned down.

A rather disappointing end to my first foray in this enticing world.