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Thread: Your pet hates while getting a massage,

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    Your pet hates while getting a massage,

    Your pet hates while getting a massage,
    1 Massage lady taking calls through a massage.
    2 Massage lady asking for money up front for extras.

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    #2 is really annoying, but I can understand if they've been dudded in the past.

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    My pet hates are threads like this.................

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    from my experience if they ask for money upfront its because their not good at what they do.

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    1. When they keep you waiting in the room for too long before coming back to start the session. Should be less than five minutes.
    2. Ringing the shop to see who is working and the girl who answers the phone has poor English and struggles to understand you. I realise some girls don't have great English, but they shouldn't be answering the phone in this case.

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    1. calls, texts or constantly ducking out of room
    2. asking for money up front.
    3. waiting for over 5 minutes
    4. if they're really bad at massage
    5. switch at the end after spending 45 minutes building rapport.
    I always inaccurately describe the times and dates of my visits

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    When you are in the room with a ML and hear what going on in the next room and you realised you got the wrong girl

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    Think that I'm there for a massage.
    Don't like kissing or won't.
    Run to a standard formula.
    Greedy
    Hairy
    Smelly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kowabunga View Post
    Don't like kissing or won't.
    Greedy
    Hairy
    Smelly
    You sure you arent in the gents at Bunnings?

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    What about....being drenched in oil? The Chinese technique of massaging bone not muscle? The ones who think a chiropractic head pull is a good idea? the ones who stand so far away that you can't touch them? the smell of soggy towel underneath you? The ones who call you Darling or Sweetie? The many variations of the "sick buffalo" stories? The realization that she's not Thai but PRC? etc etc etc
    But my pet hate is a combo of hot girl, horny me and those flaccid making words "Oh I only do handjob!" Farrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkk

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    I hate the overuse of baby oil or worse - coconut oil. Now I smell like a bad cocktail at a tiki bar.
    I hate the girls who give a violent HJ that it's like you're getting a gender reassignment involuntarily.
    I hate the typical overused names they call you, baby/darling/sweety/bigboy/honey/etc.
    I hate the time lost during the session where they insist on the massage part and have to leave to get hot water to wash off the excess oil.
    I hate places that make you wait outside in public before they unlock the front or back door to let you in.
    I hate the rock spiders who come out and overshare or talk shit about the girls. Accelerates the girls leaving industry and ruins the good times for all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leon_001 View Post
    God she was hot... the tears make her even sexier

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    I don’t like the music sometimes. The rest it’s kinda beggars and choosers lol


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    1. Not getting my change back
    2. Bait & switch
    3. Ridiculous prices on extras for e.g $70 for a topless hj + $30 if I wanna kiss her boobs or $100 for nude hj + if I wanna lick her pussy extra $50

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuan_87 View Post
    1. Not getting my change back
    2. Bait & switch
    3. Ridiculous prices on extras for e.g $70 for a topless hj + $30 if I wanna kiss her boobs or $100 for nude hj + if I wanna lick her pussy extra $50
    Someone been having those 3rd world massages and now got a weird price model for extras lol


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    Anything less than FS for more than $150

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    Quote Originally Posted by DuelHandsOrDie View Post
    Someone been having those 3rd world massages and now got a weird price model for extras lol
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    Or someone not prepared to be dictated to or ripped off by overinflated prices set by greedy ML.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4FoW2 View Post
    Or someone not prepared to be dictated to or ripped off by overinflated prices set by greedy ML.
    How’s loading Tinder and getting it for free in comparison?


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    Yeah Tinder is as successful as Locanto.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Professor View Post
    Yeah Tinder is as successful as Locanto.
    Have you tried Westfield food court?


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