lol yeah wish I had the Professor's history but not his age, sorry Prof.
lol yeah wish I had the Professor's history but not his age, sorry Prof.
Pete hates
Too much oil
Crap, heavy oil
Taking calls / messages whilst massaging etc
Short time
When in off in the distance you hear a male voice say "Honey! I'm home!"
Asking you to turn over with 20 minutes lsft of the massage
Shops which use non water soluble massage oil that is nearly impossible to get off without scrubbing the fuck out of your hide.
Too much oil generally.
Any leaving the room or taking calls/SMS (or the noise thereof) during your massage time.
If the shop has only one ML on, not locking the door when you go for your massage.
Turn over too quickly.
Turn over with not enough time left so they're rushing to get you to cum like they're rubbing the ink off a stamp
Bad attitude
PRC ladies generally, usually fat and disgusting
Other punters being loud when they're in the shop, listening to the absolute cringefest that is a punter trying to chat up an ML.
Other punters making eye contact with you when you enter or exit the shop or inside the shop
Non-discrete entrances ie on busy roads, or shops that lock their doors at all times (fair enough if few MLs on or all busy)
Air temperature being too hot or too cold in the room
Shops with walls that do not go all the way to the ceiling, or shops which use curtains for walls/doors, absolutely disgusting.
Too light/dark in the room
Picking up the phone or answering the door whilst ML on the clock
Ceiling watches
ML that chews gum while she’s on your back..
Whiffy fanny. Good personal hygiene is easy.
1. Robots (when the WL is just not interested and doesn’t even bother trying to fake it)
2. WL taking phone calls or texting during session
3. Don’t mind money up front too much but drives me nuts afterwards when you find out that they have undisclosed restrictions (like no touching areas, etc)
4. Bad hygiene or Time of the month
5. Paying for xx mins, finishing a little earlier but the WL is not willing to use up remaining time with massage or conversation.
Having to consistently ask for my $5 change. It can happen anytime and doesn't feel good.
Seems to be that some girls I have met will greet you and after paying make you wait a long time before they return to the room. I'm not sure if that is just my nerves and time flies or if it really is long. How long do they think it takes us to get undressed when it seems same time the final 15 minutes of a massage the girl can undress, do bodyslide, do hj, get dressed, get hot water, wash us down and ask for $100.
- when they stop the hj the moment of orgasm & dont milk it dry
- hate being asked to provide a photo, which some private MLs have asked for
- no TT during the massage and just wait until the last 10 mins or so to try & get a rise
- taking calls during the massage or leaving the room during it
- short-changing on time