The etiquette of a (non-sexual) escort

[Andrewwoody]

Here's one for a group think...

I have a particular fantasy about taking a hot girl for a night out to a strip club. There's no need for the girl to engage in any sexual activity, just spend a few hours with me at the strip club. The easiest thing would be to book an escort but the Protestant in me balks at the idea of paying $300+ph just for her to sit with me, get drunk and watch strippers.

Is there a cheaper option? I wondered about asking if a friendly ML would fancy some fairly easy cash on the side.

BTW, I realise this is a bit of an odd request, but variety is the spice of life

[warwick1]

Here's one for a group think...

I have a particular fantasy about taking a hot girl for a night out to a strip club. There's no need for the girl to engage in any sexual activity, just spend a few hours with me at the strip club. The easiest thing would be to book an escort but the Protestant in me balks at the idea of paying $300+ph just for her to sit with me, get drunk and watch strippers.

Is there a cheaper option? I wondered about asking if a friendly ML would fancy some fairly easy cash on the side.

BTW, I realise this is a bit of an odd request, but variety is the spice of life

You buy the drinks and I'll sit and watch strippers with you

[Andrewwoody]

A tempting offer. I trust that you are a hot twenty-something female, right?

[warwick1]

A tempting offer. I trust that you are a hot twenty-something female, right?

Close, I am a grumpy old white man...The curse of generation z....

[Andrewwoody]

At the very least it would be an interesting economic barometer: would an attractive Millennial take $500 cash to sit in a strip club for a few hours and drink champagne whilst watching hot girls dance?

You'd think it would be a no brainer but these are strange times.

[warwick1]

At the very least it would be an interesting economic barometer: would an attractive Millennial take $500 cash to sit in a strip club for a few hours and drink champagne whilst watching hot girls dance?

You'd think it would be a no brainer but these are strange times.

I actually know someone if you dont mind a chinese girl , she is about 30, I will PM you tomorrow morning...

[Andrewwoody]

Thanks mate, much appreciated.

[asiafever]

In my single days an old family friend who was a few years my senior (like 3 or 4 years) and 2 of her friends (also girls) were down from Brisbane. I was mates with her brother bit also with her and I had promised to take them out and show them around Melbourne, as it would be good to catch up with the old friend who I hadn't seen since we were kids. We talked about a variety of things as more alcohol was consumed including how (this was in King St) there were several strip clubs around the corner. Turns out my childhood friend was dead keen to go to the strippers, and her friends were curious too so I took them. They were right into it, and the really keen old friend had lappies with a couple of the girls. Yeah it was hot. The girls were talking about who had the best tits and kept asking me questions, like "When they give you lap dances do you get hard?" Etc. We left after a while and moved on to a club after they'd had their curiosity satisfied.
At the end of the evening the girls were going back to their serviced apartment/hotel and they just grabbed me and shoved me in the taxi with them. At their hotel Steph (the old friend) gave me one of the best seeing to's of my life with her mates, and the rest of the damn hotel, being treated to the loudest sex I have ever heard. We went a couple of rounds that night and one for good measure the next morning before she headed back to Brissy. Not long after (a year maybe) that she was engaged then married to some Swedish bloke...

So to your question. Ask around. If you have any regular ml's for example you could start a conversation, work it around, see if they have ever or are interested in ever going to see what it is like. Not knowing how old you are I'm not sure of its appropriate to chat with friends who seem to have an open mind and suggest a trip one night just to see qhat it's like. Some girls are not into it at all and they make that pretty clear, some however are curious and that's where you might get lucky.
Good luck with it.

[rooter]

Try Airtasker ...

[Fintr]

I have the person for you.
Pm sent

[PervySage]

Few guys provided some tips so should be sorted! Punting forum providing solutions to the really big problems 🤣🤣

@Andrewwoody just ask your fav ML...

Many MLs tell me guys pay to take them out etc. Nothing sexual and I never get why any guy would do this 😁..

But seems maybe it's a thing.. So ask your fsv ML almost certainly she has had similar requests before.

[liminal]

Here's one for a group think...

I have a particular fantasy about taking a hot girl for a night out to a strip club. There's no need for the girl to engage in any sexual activity, just spend a few hours with me at the strip club. The easiest thing would be to book an escort but the Protestant in me balks at the idea of paying $300+ph just for her to sit with me, get drunk and watch strippers.

Is there a cheaper option? I wondered about asking if a friendly ML would fancy some fairly easy cash on the side.

BTW, I realise this is a bit of an odd request, but variety is the spice of life

as it’s a fantasy ... cut to our happy ending and write it out chapter n verse.

Ps I suggest you take your sister

pps please Don’t reply

[warwick1]

as it’s a fantasy ... cut to our happy ending and write it out chapter n verse.

Ps I suggest you take your sister

pps please Don’t reply

This made me laugh, I needed it....

[syd_azn_guy]

What's the address of these places on Sydney? any pre requisites?